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Wednesday, January 27, 2016

sonnet Ive never fancied fussy

Ive never fancied fussy ladies much
A surge and who was willing filled a kink
Unlesioned loins in lust large lithely link
In alleys restrooms cinemas and such
I did endure a brag or blab Id blink
I feigned amusement fondled out of touch
Id flatter flaccidly Id come off crutch
Id crave a swig of gin and tonic drink
A maskers life is frankly fake full face
I roll a rubber conk on mine and see
I knot its nape up nice with nylon lace
I settle ladylike and pipe out pee
Avoided by queers trannies bis and dykes
Im leveled lazy half arse open mics
Chorus dykes lesbians tribade

Monday, January 25, 2016

sonnet Hed courted me a

Hed courted me a month Id sensed it wrong
Hed followed me hed laid out wraps of flowers
Hed flattered me a lot I squared as strong
And clever kind and cute at peak of powers
Once married man he gave off ghastly glowers
He countered comments previous loud and long
A laugh of mine hed praised a lode of lours
A scent of mine hed praised a pithy pong
I backed him even more I nursed his need
I pranced in sexier clothes or better style
He savaged it as latest vogue and vile
I felt fierce pain I nearly burst to bleed
Id always been a pushover theyd lean
I wrought divorce defeated quick and clean
Chorus lean incline tilt

Sunday, January 24, 2016

sonnet You echoed anything I

You echoed anything I said what sway
I raked a tress arrear a readied ear
Closecropped yourself you mimicked not okay
You raked at air uneerie full of fear
You swore yourself as changed as model clay
Of own accord you didnt change or veer
You feared youd damage me youd best allay
I could expect a month it might appear
Your outer self is generous in strait
You give up time you help out other folk
What drew me first of late looms like an oak
I guess at nuisances you quietly hate
I scarcely see you my old buddy bet
I languish last on list your safety net
Chorus bet hazard punt

Friday, January 22, 2016

sonnet It shouldve struck incited

It shouldve struck incited straight at start
I shouldve propagated you the pain
Of pains in life I knew nought naive and vain
Instead I caught a sharp edge little art
You dither dawdle dodge your deep eyes dart
You cling to childhood hurt exclusive bane
You ape the perfect man I meant to gain
You force inferior fun you know inane
I gave off modesty and gentleness
I granted clemency and droll endured
And still you sinned I reckoned wrong you cured
You sulked in dearth you certified a mess
Three days I kept mute my amazing voice
I let in laughter penance paid your choice
Chorus voice voce voix

Tuesday, January 19, 2016

sonnet So sad I swam

So sad I swam inside a gold fish bowl
Excuses she squeaked selfish made me sore
I cried as sex was analysed a chore
Agreed as moot on tap what rigmarole
As she approved of honesty Id pour
Out my hurt heart and hedonism extol
Id blurt on out escape a grounded goal
Id cuss at rag day rage Id stick an oar
I got a gold fish prize pet called it quits
I crush in crumb on crumb on crumb on crumb
And she hauls her big belly nice and numb
Along bowl bottom gorgeous gorging grits
She mouths at me a silent simple kiss
I pucker my own lips in love zip amiss
Chorus kiss kus kysse

Thursday, January 14, 2016

sonnet As poverty appeared a

As poverty appeared a constant curse
In her young life I thought Id tolerate
A credit card we shared Id just reimburse
A spending spree invoked her happy state
A credit card enjoys insidious rate
Its stuck in her doe skin designer purse
And interest and penalties of late
Would sink us click us stiffs inside a hearse
I still stop short of calling this a drug
I deem it dodgy habit lighter vein
Withdrawals are overdrawn as sensual pain
Id never hang a price on kiss or hug
I say her smiles are worth a million bucks
The dozen dresses calibrate the crux
Chorus bucks clams dollars

Wednesday, January 13, 2016

sonnet I feel irrational Im

I feel irrational Im flush in guilt
Afraid of hurting him immensely more
I feel he doesnt fancy me at core
As partner so I worry weep and wilt
I fear his failures first I table tilt
I rally recognition put him fore
I clap I cheer I champion chant or roar
I swiftly sponge away a beer hes spilt
I feel I fear he isnt error prone
Its not enough annoyance to truly nix
Identifying as one a frothy mix
His geegees are a bore I fear Ill groan
A mirror me indulges temple stress
A trigger finger foraging a tress
Chorus stress anxiety hassle

Tuesday, January 12, 2016

sonnet I feel alone around

I feel alone around him a knotty nought
Ive got the pals the kids the parents plumb
Ive got the yoga pose the yantra dumb
Im glad I got the goodies which I ought
I miss the mess that poverty we sought
I miss the olden days the student slum
And being immersed and mused a busy chum
I miss him the most the fun he brought
We nattered hour on hour we fossicked facts
We snuggled safe a sage exclusive pair
We fought off bedbugs blamed our cubby lair
We quoted future fun and fiscal acts
Ive been a whinger whereas youre a dear
Im pleased that you refuse to interfere
Chorus dear honey sweetheart

Friday, January 08, 2016

sonnet It was an error

It was an error when I married him
I was too weak to offer up a no
I was a mess of moods in memes aswim
I was a worry warts wrapped whole in woe
On my fresh freckled face a fevered vim
I felt a constantly embarrassed glow
I varied sun bleach blonde bright dirt blonde dim
I fixed a head of hair in flawless floe
And he endured the dozy fads and acts
I wasnt panned or mindlessly approved
I erred I learnt and his loyal love it moved
It was immediate mild in face of facts
Ive changed and cropped a lass in looking glass
He has invested faith I freely pass
Chorus glass glas glaz

Wednesday, January 06, 2016

sonnet I sense Ive come

I sense Ive come off callow blaming her
In woe I weep I wallow lolling low
I answer her enough all she need know
I dont involve her heart it does occur
Identity sustained aside sticks spur
My pals and hobbies prioritised I vow
Yes bossy bitch default in angels glow
As she now nags and niggling says I err
See she sews knits and cooks as chicks untold
Of yore and perseveres in patient charm
And doesnt speculate on real estate
She cant climb over folk she keeps a qualm
I love as first I did a stranger neat
I gave all earth away so wed just meet
Chorus neat orderly trim

Monday, January 04, 2016

sonnet You mustve noticed that

You mustve noticed that Im not all there
Im absent present poor embodiment
Of lovers dedication ere on ere
In past absorbed remembered feelings pent
Im ever late when we meet anywhere
You know a bit about its precedent
I fear your judgement trapped in now and here
Your niggling dominance I do resent
You sound out minds aloud it simmers ire
You interrupt a sentence then complete
All parlour tricks Id rather not acquire
I smile your stare away a tortuous feat
I compliment you yet you shrug off good
I feel alone you mine more than I should
Chorus good proper right

Friday, January 01, 2016

sonnet The city labyrinth inside

The city labyrinth inside a maze
A hum at hub attends the tendril tower
A pulsing satellite swirls solar power
Its jelly fish form full of gentle blaze
We walk encrypted streets a zephyr plays
Perpetually and optic fibres flower
Our kisses candy slightly sweet and sour
Our whispers ice our giant eyes gawk and glaze
And people pass on motorways in carts
And cars as if on reeling bucket bands
At gradual speeds engrossed in poker hands
And doctored liquors mending body parts
We walk along the lanes on city walls
The elevating masonry of malls
Chorus wall barrier palisade

Tuesday, December 29, 2015

sonnet Are you a saint

Are you a saint whos framed in golden glow?
Or do eyes mine accustom cataracts
I cant reroute rude gaze I claim you so
If love obsesses lode of sleep impacts
They say that youre too real I neednt know
A natural appearance fudging facts
A freshened virtuoso faint feet of crow
A grown up girl avoiding kiddie acts
And you lied like a lawyer omissions fibs
That youth and beauty stood as same and one
I hailed high held low nervous sunstruck done
On faded retinas I framed faint squibs
I play out pony yours in pastel hue
Im blinkers bound and loyal love you I view
Chorus hue shade tone

Saturday, December 26, 2015

sonnet Just she decides direction

Just she decides direction left or right
I say yes she thinks through that not as neat
And picks a hitherto unsought side street
Im sick of love and her and pure delight
As shes so saccharine sweet shy of bite
I crave her kisses hot shot sure and fleet
I sweat and seek her out I beg then bleat
I loathe myself addicted captive quite
Cocoon or coma caught I catch a gasp
And blinks are certain signs two yes one no
Her fibs and white lies lavishly lay low
Our fingers still enfolded strengthen clasp
In waking next I dodge deaths swinging scythe
She lies a living statue whilst I writhe
Chorus scythe faux zeis

Thursday, December 24, 2015

sonnet Why do you strut

Why do you strut well beyond your sell off date?
Immortal souls outgrow the flesh they fear
Whos ever eyed you young at any rate?
Your coffin stands your nest eggs nice veneer
In show off apparel you suffocate
Death mask eye holes allow your look and leer
Your bowel bacteria trade aerobic state
Your inner mansion museum asks you peer
Your worms of workaday the fluke and round
Already rue their puppet hate your guts
They envy clean cut cats who lick their butts
They want to cut all cords you gone to ground
In scifi exoskeleton you flounce
On bouncing maggots spindly spiders pounce
Chorus flounce march storm

Tuesday, December 22, 2015

sonnet From lips I love

From lips I love exploded seeming bile
She spluttered me a meme I just cant stand
And sighed and slurred so sorry vaguely vile
She slumbered startling we were hand in hand
My heart hit hard hurt she squirmed quite a while
Our partnership appeared as far from grand
I didnt comprehend her harmed how Id rile
If anything Id thought I begged off bland
Awake and self aware shed simply preempt
And offer this thing odd is what Ill do
Unforced shed do a deed of dubious hue
Id take a risk and rally her attempt
She spluttered more I just cant stand you hurt
Insomnia saw her sleep safe me alert
Chorus hurt damaged marred

Thursday, December 17, 2015

sonnet Trade winds on spiral

Trade winds on spiral yin and yang are wound
And yachties zigzag doldrums yawning yuck
A melancholy sucks in screws around
To south and north typhoons and cyclones ruck
The bottom string was loose and stirred no sound
The upper string was strained and snapped on pluck
The middle string was vibrant voice it found
A way through waves of worst and best of luck
Two pals I have theyre polarised apart
Theyre joy and sadness each is overdone
They might as well coexist as morbid one
To one then other my eyes erring dart
The crystal bouy deduces hurricanes
As yacht sails labour lank air pressure drains
Chorus hurricanes cyclones typhoons

Tuesday, December 15, 2015

sonnet Why do you always

Why do you always hanker after him
You drop a task youre doing you run off quick
Hes magical a modern maverick
That Ill concede the foil Im dry and dim
I guard your purse I glower I bluff as grim
What nestles money opportunists nick
You dust off his cap hand it on you pick
Up after him you hurry after risk a limb
Yes he accepts you hes in just knob deep
Im always by the numbers like a clock
On time twice daily he is miffed I mock
The price of parenting our pal is steep
You pity him I envy him and worse
I cry abruptly but a babe youd nurse
Chorus worse erger pire

Friday, December 11, 2015

sonnet You like the very

You like the very thing that I lots love
Our extra marital consensual sex
Yes like a pigeon pied a java dove
We pair apart odd peeping toms perplex
Cajoled you give your score a saucy shove
Which signs your yes you cave you yet annex
And etiquette quells qualms were both above
A tryst at home a rented room wont vex
Were hardly thieving pouters home and hearth
You favour lavalavas I culottes
Why do you navel gaze till tummy knots?
Outsourced sex sells us tidy drowns out dearth
In conquest Ive inclusive quantity
You pitch and pick espousing quality
Chorus quantity bulk volume

Thursday, December 10, 2015

sonnet Youre prettified it stuns

Youre prettified it stuns and overawes
Subservient selfless soul I stroke your hand
Yet I count off as gross your feature flaws
Yourself subservient goaded by a gland
You navigate innocuous natures laws
Your monobrow a thick and furry band
You split with razor blade and tweezer claws
You wax your upper lip or log a stand
A shaver trimmer tidies up your breasts
Aureola proudly point once free of fluff
It clears lower lips and jungle crannies crests
A tanning chamber bakes you brown and buff
I cant despise you love or work away
Industrial diamond dig I glance of ray
Chorus away hence loose

Monday, December 07, 2015

sonnet You broach me briefly

You broach me briefly irritated looks
An epic frown would otherwise just crease
Your brow above the eyes and carve in nooks
Inform a mask immobile sculptors piece
We pass as uncle fawning on a niece
In comments caught I suffer tenterhooks
I validate young suitors screen in sooks
Whore likely less to twotime flog or fleece
I judge you janus face in what you do
Yourself you keep young in looks unphased
Though loathing from your eyes a little blazed
Your botox last resort your date is due
You mustnt budge in blinkers lighten huff
I flinch as central point I flunk as fluff
Chorus huff huff huff

Saturday, December 05, 2015

sonnet To voice your vitriol

To voice your vitriole vaunt your spirit mean
I wont Id self stuff up as saboteur
Youre fiercely focused my own met eyes blur
You signal smokily just vent your spleen
You were charmed into wanting me you green
Ill suffer her if secretly you err
If publicly you pair Ill die of her
On sharing stand I pallor mortis keen
Youre pretty pretty plain plebs reprimand
And frenemies allow you draw in dudes
Enough young dashing dudes to fire up feuds
Youre lotus like a sun struck ampersand
In nightie uniform or glitzy gown
Youve killer looks I go numb neck to crown
Chorus gown frock robe

Wednesday, December 02, 2015

sonnet You swore you never

You swore you never spoke a flagrant fib
I nodded shrugged and sighed at signal loss
You made of me a gob that gossips glib
A charging child who signs in single cross
Im called your babe which brings to mind a bib
My mane it ages bare as baby floss
Your sarcasm lilted levels no ad lib
My mane it framed once face as dense as moss
You claim yourself ironic hot or cold
I get that camouflage you share as shield
Your own threads coloured locks of phony gold
One day well colourise souls stem cell healed
But sunburnt by a cloudy summer day
You blush a sunrise red your fibs all gray
Chorus day giorno tog

Tuesday, December 01, 2015

sonnet How love can knock

How love can knock me down one slap of wrist
I cant quite grasp I geolocate instead
As if a baby zoom x y and zed
Your patronage appends a puerile twist
You rant and roar enough you form a fist
I blink yes out of my clear conscious head
As if a dabbling diner fugu dead
You sit in blind spots sweet I get your gist
In bias I mouth your talk extremes of meme
You factor out a population growth
Id factor in per capita on oath
I mumble munted nod your sour old dream
I guess us gasping stuck in some stampede
Yet stay shush whilst on greed you draw a bead
Chorus stampede charge rush

Saturday, November 28, 2015

sonnet Embodiment of me was

Embodiment of me was she till now
An outer shell of self the nesting doll
Of simply me as me in orbit whole
You pinched her pith at large I must allow
Theres more to me exposed I vow
A shrinking violet her inviolate soul
I cling to what you covet central role
As doppelgangers dinkier skins endow
On lease back brokered lots of her I see
Tax less on outer shell the mark of much
Yes shell stand proxy paired on sold as such
You own a part of her yourself yet free
A lesser hierarchy in halves its boss
All me adores you under lucid gloss
Chorus boss chief gaffer

Wednesday, November 25, 2015

sonnet My mate and I

My mate and I are bean and pea in pod
And where you touch on her you touch on two
A situation you miss you mocking skew
You sidle passenger youre oodles odd
You jostled me and hurried her a nod
Youre green in envy we imbue bruise blue
You polarised x y and z in hue
Youve cut us down as pips on cone and rod
You jostle her in hints you hunt a flaw
Your echoes decimate us dally droll
Vanilla nice you cede your seed as whole
And I add we inflate your civil craw
Experience out of body peeking me
As her as self absorbed you do agree?
Chorus me mig moi

Monday, November 23, 2015

sonnet In camouflage you are

In camouflage you are your grey eyes blend
In current collar colours sunset red
They take on vampire like looks that I dread
Your fiery locks a stellar furnace rend
As if on doomsday Mars no chance of mend
At sunset human silhouettes scale the head
And rays of orange over sea are shed
On banking beaches rocks and groynes at end
Once frosty grey eyes melt an ice age link
In sunset hearth theyre sparking hazel wood
They smelt a copper scarlet down to pink
I spy askance Im blinking understood
I peep your pupils black against their whites
The holy holes hold stars and hit on heights
Chorus whites hvitte veyts

Friday, November 20, 2015

sonnet You field a face

You field a face thats pretty plain in sum
Thats pretty looked on closely bit by bit
Your features are too fine a spacious fit
I love them close on kiss Im stricken dumb
Your perfect eyes out wide and open plumb
My heart unwavering on worries hit
Your perfect mouth adrift knows when to quit
A quarrel circular thats nod off numb
You cut in carats arc a diamond rock
A fancy red thats vivid deep and dark
They sniff you bort bland then their chart mismark
Theres more thats mine alone off far they flock
Your pencils buff a harsh light less unkind
Embold your gorgeous feature overgrind
Chorus unkind cruel nasty

Wednesday, November 18, 2015

sonnet What pain it is

What pain it is when one just levels lewd
As if a peeling scab asks scratch of itch
A massage tweak of capillary twitch
When prickly tingles track a nubile nude
An open gash is hot or cold when viewed
When partners push aside a final stitch
Join loin and loin as lovers hitch
And coitus interruptus comes off crude
A death wish built in genes one cannot fend
If animal if human devils mirth
When women keep on giving babies birth
A baby mongoloids a capping end
Of civilised and providential power
When washed away in cubicle of shower
Chorus power energy force

Tuesday, November 17, 2015

sonnet Enthralling reanimated crotchets sneaked

Enthralling reanimated crotchets sneaked
Out from your finger flicks skipped sad and droll
A tiny touch took from a hovered hole
I sat in frozen figure no chair creaked
Your other hand held hard chords on frets it tweaked
A golden heart your pick at glance your goal
In rippling resonance and rigmarole
Of sobs and snickers strings on lifting leaked
I wish I was your cememeole in fuss
Its spruce and maple carved out like a key
A prisoner your pushing flats untruss
A lazarus your pulling sharps lend lee
I put a finger on your lips its lovers code
It bids in brief a kiss unblown youre owed
Chorus code etiquette manners

Friday, November 13, 2015

sonnet Rapt Aphrodite fluttered down

Rapt Aphrodite fluttered down red head
Red tresses were waves every follower fetes
And human Helen her red hair in plaits
Imprisoned Paris heart he faux unwed
Read blue veins subtle scrawl as lead on lead
Of brow and temples white a wig red grates
Redact of naturally lovely traits
At court a copying lady lives in dread
All cumquat burgundy and copper locks
On fading beauty blend down bare bone blonde
In sunset years old followers falter fond
And wait on walking sticks and whitened shocks
If ginger loses to baby hair in end
In adult diapers blondes at home ascend
Chorus end conclusion finale

Wednesday, November 11, 2015

sonnet Hair dye and powder

Hair dye and powder base are matted thick
On ladies who assert a certain age
If never thought a subtle style or slick
Yet still a clever cloak of laughline cage
Arriving tired they try and quarrel quick
Against deaths swishing scythe a war hed wage
And sport the thickened skins he can just nick
As codependents none else could engage
Time shrinks old souls exempting limpid eyes
Of water older than the sun in part
From eyeholes they track as if sculpted art
From exoskeletons they customize
They throw emotions off and live in bliss
A vibrant pleasure pure as noughts amiss
Chorus bliss delight heaven

Monday, November 09, 2015

sonnet What diarys charged with

What diarys charged with day to day affairs
And locked inside an automatic brain
A place where consciousness would strain
At multitasking mundane organ cares?
Dark proteome and dna junk look lairs
Of lumps youd seek to lose youd seek to gain
Depending pretty much on how youre vain
Defining size of freckles pores and hairs
In neuron leaps across a synapse cleft
Suspends your memory in sparks you live
A holo hemispheres at right and left
Yes axons form with dendrites such a sieve
Youre wholly riddle if youre held in mind
Ive meant to pin you down as much too kind
Chorus mind mente minte

Friday, November 06, 2015

sonnet Its best to be

Its best to be bad when the foil is worse
As folk adopt the lesser villain friend
All up a lunks a laugh a crooks a curse
A fancy forks from felony in end
Its best to be bluff let the foil rehearse
As lucky breaks are tough to vouch and vend
Who ever plans the pinch of passing purse?
Who ever fetes the fence wholl buy and lend?
Remember first youre young you live the once
And jaywalk lazily and loiter lame
And snitch your mentor metastise the blame
Remember letter d embroiders dunce
You stand their selves their sign of former form
They see your future fog far from norm
Chorus form behaviour conduct

Thursday, November 05, 2015

sonnet My sweet youve always

My sweet youve always been a baby face
The others got more pretty got more plain
The others got more humble got more vain
Your head has grown proportionate at pace
Ive gawked a beauty whos endowed with grace
Ive gawked a beauty whos endowed with brain
Ive gawked a beauty who will act inane
Ive gawked a beauty who layers lots of lace
Those attributes invest you just enough
On bottom balance bid you dreamier doll
You square a supernatural sweet soul
Ive seen your senior sort sold short sleep rough
My limbs and innards live by various clocks
I fear your clock one all or nothing knocks
Chorus clocks klax klokker

Monday, November 02, 2015

sonnet Cement and concrete made

Cement and concrete made good pyramids
The joints were perfect plug of souls divine
They cleave to clause a labour law that bids
Your slaves are proven less involved you pine
Acrylic seal spares statues stuck on skids
The rake of rain as planets past align
A porous lime of wellworn slime it rids
Youd rather paint lead layers thick eight or nine
In sum apart the parasite calls quits
As wasp wakes from the corpse of butterfly
A sun moth sunsoaked on a sill still sits
Its wings are folded vertical held high
If history revised succeeds the old
Its forged to take in further notes that fold
Chorus old antique primeval

Friday, October 30, 2015

sonnet In vain the brain

In vain the brain bored thinks too far ahead
Aligns a loss adieus an easy win
It plays the man and not the ball ill bred
It gears too much against a strangers grin
And speculatively it weaves wayward led
The guard is casual as if sparring kin
The velvet gloves of friends of friends arent fled
Its deaf to witness uttered slamming din
I find Im favoured if I work wrong way
As senseless calluses on hands and feet
Are first to test a roughness chaff a cheat
And skin thats underneath is soft all day
Mans man I am where you youre girly girl
Weve wept till our eyes red sore sights swirl
Chorus girl chick lass

Wednesday, October 28, 2015

sonnet Two wrongs dont cancel

Two wrongs dont cancel out each other right
They cutely arc a circle on a clock
I did you damage dear much more than slight
You evened evil quid pro quo ad hoc
Its farce if last love lost a ritual fight
I never delve the depth you feel the knock
And half your hurt hung on me could kill quite
We envy stymied souls who run amok
A midday else a midnight mooted end
Of cusses violently voiced void of lust
Above abuse in bidding only just
As game engagement rules are what we bend
Id like to end the fight that first Ill start
A hurt will heal from fringe it mends to heart
Chorus start begin commence

Tuesday, October 27, 2015

sonnet Excuse my carelessness I

Excuse my carelessness I think out loud
I walk a while and wear your wellworn shoes
I sort of sense in silence jeers and boos
Decorum keeps you calm your souls unproud
He hosts a conference he keeps a crowd
He lavishes on strangers my own dues
He nods acquaintances appalling views
His pet unlike a lover is kowtowed
You narrow now on mine your judging eyes
A mutual spark of mirth has lost its glitz
You echo sentiment at end of wits
Im barred a nag renege or compromise
I think aloud I lessen fine laugh lines
And baggy eyes reduce odd aging signs
Chorus lines dashes streaks

Friday, October 23, 2015

sonnet A model married man

A model married man emends a frown
Elastic like he vows hell give and take
He bends her rules and barricades her ache
His adjectives lay nicely nuance on noun
He knows a towering love is tumbling down
Off word of mouth off little larynx quake
Off chinese whispers echoed wide awake
Off vowelless babel tube and turbine crown
A net of steady stars assuring seas
A zodiac zone its map of dots at knots
Extend across unknown antipodes
A simpler future spell out larger lots
He knows how context tames a funny quirk
Her paranoia impassioned can just irk
Chorus quirk aberration vagary

Thursday, October 22, 2015

sonnet Youre so right when

Youre so right when you wish upon a star
A twinkle off of flimsy filmy cloud
Your eyes bioluminescently endowed
Just twin their twinkle serve stared stars afar
In bleary eyes in sunspot steam Ive vowed
A portal parallel a grate ajar
No hissy fit or hurricane kowtowed
Our stars seen side on flaming funnels are
Aged folk fork into yea against nay sayers
All good grow better but all bad grow worse
As major microcosms of multiverse
Each looks an onion peeled a pile of layers
Yet love insists its small and bright and near
Or huge and bright and far it fields no fear
Chorus near beside close

Tuesday, October 20, 2015

sonnet Attention lapse left me

Attention lapse left me my lurch and limp
I slipped through certain bureaucratic cracks
I didnt set out fully dapper pimp
All my clothes come off local mercer racks
I string the walking girls I watch their backs
I wave a walking cane that no jack skimp
He manifests as frisky gimp or imp
The tax terms cash or stone adorned knickknacks
A ladies man yet lame the card Im dealt
They say your buckles crooked not set straight
They say sad sack Ill straighten it just wait
Their chat up lines a fumble short of belt
I charge your single shuck or rear end ruck
Or moose of date I mind her mingy muck
Chorus ruck crowd group

Monday, October 19, 2015

sonnet It was wrong wording

It was wrong wording when I went and said
I couldnt love you truly more than that
It was an epitaph I typed out pat
A prescient mortem when we were new wed
I meet more mellow memories instead
Of salient moments shared of chums chitchat
And when unwell and feeling feebly flat
A cuddle cultivates our tears shine shed
A clock conks out on youth on you and me
As chinese whispers offer wiggle room
Adjusting generations x y  z
Diverting easy credit baby boom
Immortal much as eerie jellyfish
Yes well live love as long as we would wish
Chorus jellyfish kwal medusa

Friday, October 16, 2015

sonnet Your silk skirts scarves

Your silk skirts scarves and stockings crackle loud
How hackles heighten home in goddess power
Antennae they sense aura they soon scour
Your static ecstatic soul I gasp Im wowed
An automatic watch can hoard an hour
Face radium luminescent dots endowed
Your beauty flows free from a crowded bower
Bioluminescent little lumens vowed
I met you minutes prior yes youre you close
Arse cheek arcs cleft upon a sponge stuffed chair
Upon a kitchen sink a straggling hair
Your dna in scent a heady dose
A vital goddess million versus one
Youre millions rolled out one youre youth rerun
Chorus one single unit

Thursday, October 15, 2015

sonnet They brought their baby

They brought their baby by own faery will
It didnt smile or play at peekaboo
It didnt mug to mum on kiss and coo
If self absorbed its interest touched nil
They queried could I please apply a skill
I said I burgled no invaders knew
I stole in candlelight in light of lieu
I could arrange a changeling louevre or grille
The baby noticed stranger faces fawn
A strangers rattle pillow dolls and crib
He laughed to spittle strapped in strangers bib
All wept their babbling baby breaking dawn
They heard a changeling change across the fence
I swapped again the babies many pence
Chorus fence barrier wall

Wednesday, October 14, 2015

sonnet In slinks and laughs

In slinks and laughs a girl I sort of brave
I sense her party seeks a sudden rush
I squirm a warm and overwhelming crush
I know her mothering should soothe or save
All decency Ive mustered would I waive
All praise prepared I might just gush as mush
Embarrassing her till her feintest flush
Met my own blush her stoic stance suave and grave
Indifference assumed Ill stare askance
A nearness physical Id never end
And back is kept on her so shell just glance
A social love on me a man expend
We chitchat often chummy always in check
I sense her lazing gaze on back and neck
Chorus check limit restraint

Tuesday, October 13, 2015

sonnet I sight a city

I sight a city full of serpents seeming pipes
Of seething quartz chameleon mix in hues
And toxic fops effeminate in stripes
As fun as poison frogs in blatant blues
I sight eight busybody bossy types
Urge piles of coloured leaves unending dues
And squash said stuff in sacks on smirks and gripes
All shrugs and ritualised booboo boohoos
We aim our potent poison pipes while eying
Our man and jaguar crouched in caapi vines
In clearing each at others roar reclines
On backs both lie and paw at parrots flying
And chew on caapi leaves and play at one
A shamans trip is twigged as good as done
Chorus one single unit

Sunday, October 11, 2015

sonnet Accept you live life

Accept you live life lent and learnt in rote
And dwell on farther future more refined
Your second nature underneath needs note
Your consciousness just floats above aligned
Your heart and lungs extensive atoms tote
Your ins and outs of oxygen a grind
And they ignore your brain its casted vote
Your ribs rise rigid rigid fall in bind
And as I sit and sip a cup of tea
And monkish meditate on queerest quirk
Your heart and lungs of own accord just work
Yes consciousness is all you small small me
I love you lots and much more if I let
A mantra hum makes most of maisonette
Chorus let allow permit

Saturday, October 10, 2015

sonnet Its funny filling blanks

Its funny filling blanks and joining dots
When doctors hint your innards telltale true
Youre just a factory you jig out jots
Off dna your rna will view
Your mannerisms your manners lucky lots
I know in echo nuance what makes you you
Your vital organs order nanobots
Who engineer who nip and tweak and screw
A carbon copy flukes afresh again
I chant your praises ink your stereotype
What makes you stand out is hazy hype
A perfect carbon copy rut would feign
Youre one of kind in kinks and burrs unique
A goddess zooming out a shimmer chic
Chorus unique individual nonpareil

Thursday, October 08, 2015

sonnet Is my bared brain

Is my bared brain a naked thing you leer
An octopus an open mind and nerves?
An inky cloud of squirts alerts and serves
As cover how Id back off blend in rock appear
I love your floral fragrance when youre near
I praise your pretty hair and patent curves
Your pantyline of menu braille hors doeuvres
Your cameltoe affront and fingered less arrear
A novelty I rudely right a wrong
I mash a medium risk immoral memes
I build a labyrinth and string along
I thaw out tawdry theatrical type themes
My praise in point a hot or cold engarde
As if of tempered steel no shonky shard
Chorus engarde alert warning

Wednesday, October 07, 2015

sonnet The siamese tower

The siamese tower of prisms of periscope
Lower prism a die of fabled arc and flood
Higher prism a die of menial mongrel blood
Of scrolling roman empire envelope
Adjab is void of vowels and never dud
Investing movement its diacritics cope
If calques and cognates court a planted pope
Italian French and Spanish branch and bud
Vague features set on symmetry engage
In sketches solemnise a smokey style
Your almond eyes on alternates beguile
On damsels peering from a wellworn page
Okay Im right rude read I gawk and gawk
Your robot eyes too hearken homing hawk
Chorus gawk ogle stare

Sunday, October 04, 2015

sonnet Perhaps a shame I

Perhaps my shame I should so idolise
My lady love her look of spectral scope
Via pupils black in her pellucid eyes
Bioluminescent deuter water dope
As occult oceans up garnet crystals rise
She proves a pliant power plant of isotope
Shes tender nice and tough an envelope
Of hierarchy of quantum lows and highs
Her eyes exceed our sun and moon if moist
A many trillion years of water well
Her static spark of life in limpid gel
From morbid mood may haul away and hoist
If tender nice and tough in fine effect
Shes tender tough and nice I interject
Chorus effect aftermath conclusion

Thursday, October 01, 2015

sonnet Your chat concludes in

Your chat concludes in liplick wink or nod
I guess you not a soul whod watch and wait
Your scuffed shoes shuffle stamp and skip is odd
I buy your paunch your grey and balding pate
You arent a gym attending built greek god
Ive come of age Im never more jail bait
I squirm a sweet and sentimental clod
You are a stepping stone I intimate
A rubber glove you donned you called it cock
Account of comb like fingers that flipflop
A condom teat just didnt tear or pop
Your cockadoodle do made my knees knock
In bloom late lo I rate as overripe
My budding boobs you didnt gripe or hype
Chorus overripe overrijp ovuerreyp

Tuesday, September 29, 2015

sonnet In harmony Ill whimper

In harmony Ill whimper hurts rehearsed
In seeing an orphan specially abused
In seeing a low laid loyalist never nursed
In seeing a taunting braggarts bile enthused
In seeing all credit hung on workers worst
In seeing strong luck and feeble flunkey fused
In seeing an ignoramus stringing versed
In seeing a stricter censor merely mused
In seeing rites overblown remain unburst
In seeing nicked knuckles after clash excused
In seeing a skill at leisure loosely used
In seeing a nerdishness in knowledge thirst
In middle age stings stiffen numbing cease
As but in death do we propose a peace
Chorus cease end stop

Sunday, September 27, 2015

sonnet Our world reads ripened

Our world reads ripened rot a crib of booze
A baking dish of dough that rises sour
A curdling jar of yoghurt clumps in ooze
A breathing bag of cheese of pungent power
In autumn evergreens least lush leaves lose
And foreign shrubs still stubborn further flower
And boardroom coups can claim an extra hour
And model trophies serially amuse
While seedless table grapes off cuttings fruit
When sack potato eyes sprout shoots in dark
When trees axed down to trunks twigs bud off bark
While mulch of green grass thickens turf at root
See sex is dodged by staple cells of yeast
Yes you could clone your busy self at least
Chorus yeast fermento gist

Friday, September 25, 2015

sonnet Ask Cousin Cupid why

Ask cousin Cupid why youre what you eat
A clone discreet according juicy glands
As bodyclock divides your various demands
As rna exports its nutrients nearly neat
Your feet are big as mine yet not as fleet
Your freckles field as heavier on your hands
Your eyes are bolder thanks to stipple bands
Your pores perspire much more in humid heat
Your hay like hair acquired a hint of gray
As minerals from follicles up reached
As habitat and vectors held a sway
My sun like hair insisted sunshine bleached
Im slightly shorter under hawks eye odd
Were sort of brothers peas in common pod
Chorus odd peculiar weird

Wednesday, September 23, 2015

sonnet Cool boot cut jeans

Cool boot cut jeans I didnt buy big brand
In denim stiff I might chafe wince or writhe
In work wear faded sold as second hand
Off stringent fast I felt limbs light and lithe
I paid cash satisfied impulse demand
I snaffled jeans chips cheap in tax or tithe
I pondered owner prior gay glum or grand
I squizzed at hospice hand on downs off scythe
One day I see said brand in window pane
On women dummies draped at local mall
Im normal height as male no tiptoe crane
In life Ive found freak few fine girls as tall
I spied on lovers arses found a level pair
He head height taller tallied inches spare
Chorus pair brace couple

Monday, September 21, 2015

sonnet Our cousin Cupid fell

Our cousin Cupid fell asleep drove deep
He stumbled into lucid dream and snored
Of all inventions clever which would keep?
And what wild words had ancients blabbed if bored?
A cauldron gurgled coked its bloomer roared
Of previous civilisation a peep
Its fancy filigree unharmed his hoard
Its choke on science hed render rip or reap
In polar cities streets imagined maze
He noticed axis poles at south at north
Haul astral water worldly back and forth
Off tethered satellites a glacial glaze
A lava gas had made his bellows float
A funny skinny voice escaped his throat
Chorus float flotador flotteur

Friday, September 18, 2015

sonnet A theatre villain great

A theatre villain great in good and bad
Your turn of character is quite unique
I wish infatuation a forceful fad
I wish I could avoid you no Im weak
Youre just a gentleman youre cruel a cad
You bow ahead you pinch a bum a tweak
You muster me more mad or sad or glad
I could expose you yet in place Im meek
I loathe your vanity its boldly skewed
You reckon pink is red and cream is white
You reckon up is down and left is right
And still I validate you askance viewed
Youre multifaceted a gem judged flawed
I crave you clean cut clearly overawed
Chorus blemished flawed peccable

sonnet I read your double

I read your double kiss or double cross
As portent treacherous you rise to raze
Its simple cipher so I scarcely faze
As from yore young you hankered after dross
Your feeble fling I fret its little loss
I say your pretty pretty eyes amaze
At yin yang dot white black dot do I gaze
On hemisphere waves wake I sea a joss
Ive scoured a sacrificial zinc on hull
Of silver plates it scores off nobles rust
A lesser part of union next to null
Revenge affair in mind Ill fulfill lust
You gurgle clockwise down a steel sink hole
I gurgle anticlockwise down sunk soul
Chorus hole aperture gap

Thursday, September 17, 2015

sonnet You need to make

You need to make a perfect master clone
Your brains and looks are gifts of demigod
Or partial clone then first aid blood and bone
A freezer packet dropped in cryonic pod
Your baby face is little changed its known
Your wise young mind is marveled old and odd
If natures notions needle overflown
Add sensor infra red to cone and rod
Things heal or grow in grace theyd interlace
As if a limb that grows again on skink
Youd grow a part and plug a socket chink
As harbinger to rest of human race
I urge you weightless grow a genial giant
In outer space immortal proud and pliant
Chorus giant behemoth colossus

sonnet I give a care

I give a care as certified dry nurse
Im not a prostitute or parasite
A silver linings clicked in monthly curse
In year round bust aesthetic not right quite
A bitch in heat extends a pinker purse
Its open season morning noon and night
Dog boobs as temporary bags disperse
Milk forward puppies slurp in sweet delight
I lie on beanbags then undo my blouse
I utter oink oink oink a backward code
My nursing cups on hinges then unhouse
My piglet pacifiers my node and node
My sad runts granted scrum I never spritz
I keep a peace I cure a bacon blitz
Chorus spritz issue jet

Wednesday, September 16, 2015

sonnet We scarcely dare address

We scarcely dare address the sun at noon
A lot of light burns eyes its crude in kind
We squizz a pale adjacent moon as soon
Sunset sunrise they softly melt ones mind
When dawn when dusk sun sits in cloud cocoon
It lingers like an orange zest or rind
It crinkles like a party past balloon
It slices like a saw far hills aligned
A hue man holds earth his a proper place
A shine man holds a star a home as real
My second sense insists they interlace
Yours yon a second home a white dwarf star
Your oxygen and carbon quarters gun
A soupspoon dram ends up a teaspoon ton
Chorus gun race zoom

Sunday, September 13, 2015

sonnet A burdens borne you

A burdens borne you carry little kids
Your kiddie voice is thin it isnt ick
A broken voice is gristly tracheal thick
And booms afield and boisterously bids
As dna undoes and banks or rids
I calibrate a common country hick
You calibrate a basic city chick
A kid is what you stall at stick on skids
If kissing cousins court you neednt cringe
Youre pure as pedigree or thoroughbred
I guess you greatly overvalue minge
As peace is plied and two tribes wend well wed
A kid if early had they wont exhume
A mongoloid inside a long lost tomb
Chorus exhume disinter unearth

Thursday, September 10, 2015

sonnet My sight and spirit

My sight and spirit are at civil war
One loves a glamour which allieves your looks
One loves a cheekiness your spark at core
Irate at each I wonder which one rooks
In calling pax I play out pretty poor
Temptation tickles me I twist on hooks
I flinch your forward flirty flaw in awe
I palm your gentle curves and prod your nooks
Youve been regraded seven stripped of nine
Its ego beaten off by back of brain
I know you too too well I preempt and deign
Im assinine you latch on like a vine
My eyes resist your eyes my protests pall
I live at large in giggles giddy gall
Chorus pall jade weary

Tuesday, September 08, 2015

sonnet You lie spread out

You lie spread out ten toes turned up your crown
Off bed edge tawny twisted tresses trail
You flash at me eyes focused upside down
You grin at gravitas you next exhale
I ponder physics my suspected frown
A hint of gravity in head and tail
A brain inverted view its verb and noun
As daily habits double lens avail
Youre monkey modified a munted god
Your guts are jerrybuilt a microbiome
A kilogram of microbes claim it home
Your eyes are rudiments yet cone and rod
If ancient aliens angled accident
Ive loved you loads lined luck looks heavens lent
Chorus accident calamity disaster

Monday, September 07, 2015

sonnet Yes Ive got bushy

Yes Ive got bushy brows which nearly meet
Yes Ive got veiny temples loins and tits
Yes Ive got knobbly knees and pigeon feet
Yes Ive got whiskers wild a chin of zits
Yes Ive got body pong bad breath replete
Yes Ive got mood swings married peak and pits
Yes Ive got tummy turns which eat and eat
Yes Ive got frizzy hair a hat just fits
Yes Ive got tight sweat pants arresting rash
Yes Ive got mighty menstrual muscle cramps
Yes Ive got monthly daggies hidden damps
Yes Ive got dandruff on duds as if ash
No one loves me as me I dont damn them
I ooze sebaceous oil and draw down phlegm
Chorus them dem ze

Friday, September 04, 2015

sonnet I didnt want to

I didnt want to play a dating game
Half pied and she seemed savvy sterling yield
I didnt want to place a bet on field
As lady luck is one expensive dame
I eased in early eager ever lame
Her do up ritual reasoned part concealed
A concertina screen her wardrobe shield
I poured tea strained I sighed her maiden name
I chucked her clips and combs on verbal cue
I praised her shoes as art of great import
I lent her stub of lipstick sustained screw
I crimped her scarf as sensual suitors ought
A beauty blemish barely bids a judge
Id settle on it ours I wouldnt budge
Chorus judge arbiter referee

Wednesday, September 02, 2015

sonnet Your hairs light brown

Your hairs light brown a bob and fringe close cut
Your Woippese charms infatuation fulfil
You captivate vast others too they grill
You strike as serious scarcely rid of rut
It hurts I hear you slurred a secret slut
Your rosy cheeks are chattered run of mill
Your nervous character is nattered nil
Your pithiness is pealed a pain in butt
Youd wear offshoulder sleeve a touch of queer?
You might as well exhibit wholly nude
Youd wear acrylic short shorts fabric sheer?
A pantyline and cameltoe ape lewd
I was indignant then I crawl contrite
Your controversial style sense scales such height
Chorus contrite penitent remorseful

Monday, August 31, 2015

sonnet Its heavy bones else

Its heavy bones else some erratic gland
Which swells me jolly lunk a lode of lard
I grab at straws a pump up gastric band
Ill palliate appetite ten tonnes retard
In liposuction so I understand
A surgeons vat and vacuum hose work hard
As modern life aesthetics may demand
You cancel jolliness off credit card
I struck a babe on steep and squeaky stairs
My man breasts shirt ensconced swung her full face
I puffed up evolutions pride of place
I huffed impressed with how she had no airs
I feel her fun as she identifies
With sexy bosoms coaxed sweaty eyes
Chorus identifies catalogues pinpoints

Saturday, August 29, 2015

sonnet Youve come along way

Youve come a long way cougar solo mum
Ive been briefed by aging buff toyboys
Youve honed a high pitched gormless girlish noise
Your gusto giggles aimed at dummy chum
Youd nestle on my knee until near numb
And balance books on head for perfect poise
Your pastel petticoat and ribbons rippling joys
Youd knead a hackle knot with palm and thumb
We bend on beige beanbags liplock and loll
Yes aphrodisiacs bring you back a dream
I prance around a dancing pole just sole
Its trade in trinkets saucy rigmarole
We sip at super sweet lime laced liqueurs
My sugar daddy drunk on panther purrs
Chorus liqueurs licors liquori

Thursday, August 27, 2015

sonnet Youve never needed me

Youve never needed me I nod your knack
I kind of care you close off social ranks
I kind of like you catching captious cranks
You kind of like me if Im out of whack
You pinch a thing and then you sneak it back
You trill ahead of time your million thanks
You perpetrate unhinged your petty pranks
You serve a solid back a solid smack
Youre one of those who hand on heart extoll
Your yoyo diets a force fed fad at last
Cholesterol good bad cholesterol
On day off day of fibre feast and fast
You bury me in stuff yourself youll dump
You can yet quit and nab another chump
Chorus dump jettison scrap

Tuesday, August 25, 2015

sonnet I didnt mean to

I didnt mean to munt your mind in bind
I only wished you panic pain a while
Youre rather rosy even when you rile
I couldve cussed you less or lite unkind
Your brothers camaraderies aligned
In second sense I envy somehow vile
I merely mosey on that extra mile
Ill get you frequently Ive sometimes pined
I bagged you busy since I erred inept
You cut your finger chopping onions fast
It reddened painless clean I reeled aghast
You wept your crocodile tears so adept
I shouldnt shiver if you smirk and cry
I shouldnt doubt the feeling eye to eye
Chorus cry sob weep

Monday, August 24, 2015

sonnet I hovered happy

I hovered happy having harnessed her
It brought on focus amity and fun
As fiancee thus I felt a life begun
Our cautious parents would Im sure concur
I questioned actions courteous did I err?
In her unvoiced view was love underdone?
And wouldnt she incrementally shun?
If blinkered by love had her brain banned blur?
I offered her all my unfriendly fears
I kneeled and kissed in her veined violet wrists
If she ends barren full of cervix cysts?
If I end fallow full of testes tears?
Engaged and graduated wed wed well read
One trimester in baby bump our thread
Chorus read perused scanned

Friday, August 21, 2015

sonnet You mint me mesmerised

You mint me mesmerised in lucid dream
It means I cant unlock your heavy heart
Alls perfectly fine fixed in period meme
It means I cant excel off any chart
Yet facts you field as fateful fitful seem
As credit cards are empty timeless art
As rusty bombs in passing fall a part
And out of vogue shoes sport a grimier gleam
Your great grand ma of freak influenza died
And was ideally twin in looks and birth
Your sisters so as well and worth the earth
And tentative twin suns swing stuff out wide
And if each sperm moved more old same along
I sight you whole in one a single throng
Chorus along entlangs langs

Wednesday, August 19, 2015

sonnet Old auntie Audrey fancied

Old auntie Audrey fancied favourite
A homely cook whose genial grins you greet
I often help her strain out pip and pit
Her home made marmalade is super sweet
Ive copied that old fashioned cooking kit
She stands in model every meal I eat
I put on curlers pinny oven mitt
I bake a carrot cake as special treat
I guzzle smooth soy milk in litre loads
I scoff hashhish oil scones in kilo crams
I trowel on butter melonmango jams
A recipe which massive man breasts bodes
Yes genistein and daidzein ginger men
Ill dine out on fine phyto oestrogen
Chorus men folk people

Tuesday, August 18, 2015

sonnet A shemale swings a

A shemale swings a silver spangled skirt
Her hips hinge narrow over lanky legs
A succubus or siren scum or dregs
A tickle tease and stilted saucy flirt
Her fingers long elicit low alert
Her knotted blouse unbuttoned overeggs
Her beige bb big buff blow kisses begs
Her venus flytrap eyelashes catch curt
We wriggle turn and clap were crowded eyed
I mouth her lilac lips and lantern jaw
Her cleavage quivers gravity denied
Her bums a thing I slap and pat and paw
Evil eyes hunt hard hint of adams apple
Disco dazzle serves skin surface dapple
Chorus apple epl i-apula

Saturday, August 15, 2015

sonnet You can improve on

You can improve on us what we once were
Ill move naff memories out briefly bask
Its all she seeks I must succinctly ask
You citizen and stranger please concur
Our towns improved on this dot dont you err
Increase of population might just mask
Us strangers still so I darent take to task
Influx of folk the twelve a day or slur
If greater good holds too a greater bad
And good outnumbers bad a ratio run
Your mood in brief is glum at length is glad
Yourself see gorgeous girls add odds of fun
She scarcely ever gets offcolour sick
Prop prime her wellness past a cut or crick
Chorus sick ill feeble

Thursday, August 13, 2015

sonnet Once young and naive

Once young and naive on trysts I did adore
We strolled in beautiful dells dales and hills
We tripped on roots we fell on forest floor
We slipped on river rocks we skipped in rills
Youre back unharmed a hero held if saddle sore
A knight who gallops gallantly and kills
Your scion is sliced a solid share and more
And my hurt heart with trepidation fills
Your cememeole thrummed lilts like a lute
You chant of chaste affairs of nuzzled nooks
Of steel swords hocked of wooden shepherds crooks
I wonder if I could embrace a brute?
Your timbre is deep you talk a foreign tongue
If prodded not as if Ive pierced your lung
Chorus tongue argot language

Monday, August 10, 2015

sonnet Ive heard your finely

Ive heard your finely featured face is ace
And found a beauty there of skin and thought
My searching eyes are settled soon at nought
Your soul is hidden under social grace
Bioluminescent sparkles interlace
Up ambient city light in bonds are brought
Up from your water wells your eyes Ive sought
Youre quintessential quirks of human race
I wonder if youre seeing a man on side
Ive weighed and flipped your diary would I dare
Undo its strap and seek a harm shed hide
Who else in town is damned as debonair?
A grafted evergreen a trivial root
Its Eves patina twigged and seedless fruit
Chorus root crux nub

Saturday, August 08, 2015

sonnet Youve suffered adverse situations

Youve suffered adverse situations in stride
Youve bitten lips dry miffed appalled or mad
Youve smiled in front of foe and kissed a cad
Youve struck extremely shrewd yet surely tried
Youve let old principles engage your guide
Youve sighed insistent theres some stuff youd add
Youve made a point if mute youll not hide had
Youve nursed annoyed your clueless friend and pried
I home in held a flippant friend of friend
I note your nuances nurtured not enough
Ill print a pick up line on my white cuff
You can come calling curious colour lend
I covet clear you caught on edge of eye
And curving corneas bulge I brush bold by
Chorus eye aperture hole

Thursday, August 06, 2015

sonnet No doubt you bluntly

No doubt youd bluntly troll for single men
Inspecting words of waffle that youve said
Inanities you throw in now and then
Yes strangers must deduce you so ill bred
You sit in silence by your citizen
A bore and boring put up job you dread
Youll meet a lucky man who knows when
Youve billed yourself a bon vivant if read
Lunks lisp lolling looks least likely lesbian
Your pure opinion puts on airs it ails
Your crossed away thighs tell tall torrid tales
Tickled thugs tip the touch of off thespian
Your lowly ranking rounds out our hen crowd
Your phone a property you plonk it proud
Chorus crowd horde mob

Wednesday, August 05, 2015

sonnet She is straightforward fun

She is straightforward fun her eyes are frank
She just ingratiates gifted every glance
She stands by only ceremonial rank
She postures positive in circumstance
I cradle plump and curvy bum and shank
Her cleavage shadow quivers during dance
She says a sorry soon shes quick to thank
I feel her love I need no sword and lance
She drapes her joie de vivre with vivid tales
Casual couples cocked glove hankypanky
Ladykillers little mean and lanky
A flaming dragon flush with solid scales
We dance beneath wind chimes until we droop
We look out loopholes latch on chicken coop
Chorus droop languish wilt

Monday, August 03, 2015

sonnet She could be criticised

She could be criticised in quitting me
It could be kinder quickly done with class
Instead we dance platonic cold as brass
We twine half hearted hands just civilly
Why only yesterday she yielded seconds free
At her oak dresser table looking glass
I sipped at her peach smoothie demitasse
I licked my lips at bores wed often see
Acquaintances who dally duller yet
Pinch valued time enchanted chortled vie
And envy eats at craw I could cry dry
Rebuff and then reboot a better bet
Obsessed with her I grab at gossip glitz
Shes such a social butterfly she quits
Chorus glitz dazzle flair

Sunday, August 02, 2015

sonnet I didnt picture him

I didnt picture him a proper pussycat
Red herring hyena breath and yellow fangs
My elephant gun flashed at bait big bangs
Recoil resulting knocked uncocked my hat
I couldnt pick a feline from a gnat
My bread and butter brawls and traffic prangs
I drop a drill in drawls burrs slurs and twangs
I buzz a root canal zilch ratatat
I suffer dreams in sultry sweat skin sticks
I see a skipping lion and skipping lamb
Acquire a sleeping calf in lavish licks
Of hoof and horn and tail and drool a dram
Byebye I think Ill board a chartered private jet
I bumped off beast and so I voided vet
Chorus jet gust stream

Thursday, July 30, 2015

sonnet We patronised a local

We patronised a local laundromat
It puttered out at point of talking rash
It booted up innocuous choice chitchat
It struck as sick on sudden lightning flash
On honeymoon my pulse went pitapat
I gawked at grey as granite ragged gash
I craved a pastel pink and puffy slash
We got it on we tested this and that
In afterglow I gave nude neck a nip
I kissed white throat no adams apple bulge
Bobbed there I veritably can divulge
We geminis are joined at groin and hip
I covet her large lips it is as is
In theory tapeworm like a clitoris
Chorus is ist iz

Tuesday, July 28, 2015

sonnet As words in candlelight

As words in candlelight assuage and grope
And bridle jaded beauty they take toll
Your laughlines seemingly erased from soul
At dusk raise ransom rates for ancient rope
My lute is cobweb wound we somehow cope
Our mongoloid lad looks lots like a doll
He sends our coat of arms dumb down a bowl
Let our glum guest enchant and interlope
A troubled troubador a lute on knee
He trills a chant a classic quatorzain
Investing vaguest beauty fairest mane
He bleats a veiled insistence strums a plea
Let me live cuckold charmed a barren womb
For virile lovers young yawns wiggle room
Chorus womb origin source

Saturday, July 25, 2015

sonnet Wholehearted he a kissing

Wholehearted he a kissing cousin whom
I estimate he levels life accord
We roll in sunstruck straw we stomp on sward
We stand stock still at mums inscripted tomb
Hes not that young in years hes off his bloom
Hes richly pledged he serves a local lord
He leads a squire and cotters crops afford
Huge sacks of spoils and martial laurels loom
He flaunts a visor spurs and black bear furs
A dappled steed obeys his tugging reins
A dose of daring rides his red blood veins
Who raises sword against him surely errs
My whole heart hurts adulating either
Knight and lutist is he both yet neither
Chorus either alternate duplex

Thursday, July 23, 2015

sonnet Id fled from rural

Id fled from rural scenes in summer rains
To storied dormitories close to school
The broken barns and rusty rooster vanes
In memory a poor unpolished jewel
It was three years of drafting decks and drains
Of budget bowls of noodles goopy gruel
I dawdled back to malls and metal cranes
A civil engineer in labour pool
At dusk two slugs twined they oozed out a foam
And jolted dangling off a jamb above
At dawn two flies affronted making love
Upon a sill adjacent kept a comb
A students life is small you weep and heave
A sparrows life is far too short to grieve
Chorus leave depart exit

Tuesday, July 21, 2015

sonnet She was as vain

Shed read as vain as true Id think my type
All narcissists sustain a decibel
At one in plummy tones they trill and pipe
In looking glasses trapped they comb and gel
Shed trash my tribulation horrid hype
On her own trivial troubles ages dwell
Who could call her a gorgeous guttersnipe?
It was indifference not kiss and quell
Perspective wasnt her vast virtue viewed
At surgical enhancement she just jeered
Boom bust bra sizes struck so slightly weird
And yoyo diets endured as fuel for feud
I wave off women who while yearning yawn
I break off bothered either brain or brawn
Chorus yawn crack split

Monday, July 20, 2015

sonnet The moon appears in


The moon appears in western firmament
At dusk its sickle cyclic ending jars
Hung under Mars and Venus spark like stars
An awe inviting mystical event
Yet my eyes from your eyes are shortly rent
I hit souls stepping out of sidelong cars
As we all mill the kiosks and shops and bars
I say a sorry catch no bruise or dent
I seek your eyes I stroll on ionised air
I dream of more and more young gorgeous girls
And dapper dudes aplenty worlds in whirls
And Mars and Venus met in savoirfaire
I see none else you just youre curse averse
The finest figure wedges wool and purse
Chorus averse loath opposed

Sunday, July 19, 2015

sonnet Thats not my passion

Thats not my passion present exit polled
The crows feet bum fluff fair big boobs that flag
The cellulite and beefy arms that bag
The cameltoe thigh gap trade off on hold
You teach me as if Im a ten year old
I dare you since youre like a dude in drag
I fall in fugue affronted when you nag
You scowl in fit accosted when I scold
Your canines capped youve glorified your gob
Ill join your juicer diet if duets are wise
Ill shout you just a little nose tip job
A laser treatment too youve bright blue eyes
I need you nice near nude your native knack
I crave your candy kisses cram the lack
Chorus knack adroitness flair

Friday, July 17, 2015

sonnet Our seasons autumn mild

Ours seasons autumn mild and mellow spring
No winter burns and summer sears extreme
A secret snuggle weighs up winters meme
Or summers theme up weighs a flaunted fling
In troubled times Ive wed you ring on ring
Ours aggregated wealth a modest scheme
The carats piled on carats freehold bling
In sobre celebration greater gleam
Future feeds back fancifully lustre
It sparks off ether clear and crystal pure
Your opal Saturn rings dont lose allure
Rings roll rings still wring wrong right on fluster
Your love is a common household treasure
Raw times I prize poor luck long live leisure
Chorus treasure fortune wealth

Tuesday, July 14, 2015

sonnet It seems like happiness

It seems like happiness lifts up my head
Though nil to do with praises paid or earnt
Ive heard them elsewhere echo heard and said
Biorhythm rallies cash climbs so Ive learnt
A diary speaks of autopsy draws dread
If atomised or liquified or burnt
Its better off unbiased and not misread
It cant then trill telltale things which were werent
Id show you how much on you Ive been keen
Id ride the roof of any speeding train
Id lurch the lam and bring a ball and chain
Id blast blanks skyward from a magazine
I praise you from fresh straits of sanity
You never vanquish me through vanity
Chorus sanity commonsense reason

Monday, July 13, 2015

sonnet You cringe at centrifuge

You cringe at centrifuge lumped cellulite
As munchies speak of smoking legal weed
Your thighs may mill more locked in lycra tweed
Your trade off cameltoe if too too tight
You cant catch cancer waddling weed youre freed
A tax mans take eyes sharpen out of sight
Old nicotine just bridges building need
As weed and pension programs hit a height
So sweet you suckle massive homeless men
Cooked like eggs in daylight saving idyll
Chinatown slant stone pedestrian griddle
Youre bountiful mounds model citizen
Yes buy your burger but on the way out
Remember segregation halves a drought
Chorus out alien exterior

Sunday, July 12, 2015

sonnet I kept clam memory

I keep clam memory its my heist jewel
In my heart my prized prism planes unshown
Untested whether sparkling whether cool
I think it thus a thing none might disown
No second guess nods me a sage or fool
You set on me authoratively tone
I wear bermuda shorts and plumb your pool
A mental midget roused I make you moan
Your pretty eyes and lips just rort a room
Neat coconut oil lessens laughter lines
An automated laundry lifts your gloom
You volumise our start as valentines
Your ex coughed up massive alimony
Subsequent men crimped no acrimony
Chorus alimony excise tariff

Friday, July 10, 2015

sonnet No fracks in fertile


No fracks in fertile frond and forest lands
Just pill abiding babes in burrs and firs
No sea snake sibilants just squawks and whirrs
A cameltoe invites nude walnut glands
A pistol packed just ties up trusty hands
An apex peaceniks palms pin pussy purrs
A toothless moody moa in view avers
Or parrots peaceniks mumbled moans demands
A sense of sadness swats at middle east
If sexual fluids fry pits of arms spice stink
And rarest rains just force awol a beast
And skin unburnt in burqas blinks a drink
Rude rain and fungus flush a peacenik clean
A surly seagull grips hunch macho mean
Chorus clean fresh pure

Wednesday, July 08, 2015

sonnet If only I could

If only I could stretch out like gold foil
Atom deep beneath cartesian mangle
My soul might hover over foreign soil
My self consciousness yours meet via angle
But I ooze ocean off in ozone roil
Lonely thoughts things wretched whims can wrangle
At pencil scratches static tickles toil
Gluons goad quarks and hackles guessed entangle
Perhaps Im ashen you an urn of ode
Gold nerve nibs mint minds mark mine valued veins
Endorphins drummed up satisfy sport strains
Sewage sludge sifts pure in time gold robot lode
If half lives lived glide glow glance me mine yours
Revolving variant verses double doors
Chorus yours din er

Monday, July 06, 2015

sonnet I tend to think

I tend to think of them as flagrant fools
Machismo mode machines of toggle tweaks
You magnify and echo selfish streaks
And then you spin your own consensual rules
Yes tears Id sob could fill up swimming pools
I tap a track of time days drag wend weeks
Dry gears of guile grind grit on cracks and creaks
I swing a saboteurs too shiny tools
Fun facts I was much praised for brilliant brain
And native charm and cheer and lovely looks
They touched on tempting bosoms bends and nooks
I swore I wouldnt pinch in worldly vein
Feelings flare fun fellows flirts and fickle
Wrest with worry what a pretty pickle
Chorus fickle capricious volatile

Friday, July 03, 2015

sonnet She was my dream

She was my dream doll I wouldnt see it
At first she lingered much too much around
I had my baggage bulging heaven bound
Our clique cried clear cut cool and neatly knit
Time marched on and on and on her I hit
She sought a friend in me I struck as sound
I gave game girls squired yesteryear a whit
In fondest memory in fun I found
Parties ended end of summer season
She kept alive a link with funny folk
With casual lovers laughed on each in joke
Id just trump up talk intrigue and treason
This honey started harmless hanger on
She should escape Id brood woebegone
Chorus on attached joint