sonnet Why do you always

Why do you always hanker after him
You drop a task youre doing you run off quick
Hes magical a modern maverick
That Ill concede the foil Im dry and dim
I guard your purse I glower I bluff as grim
What nestles money opportunists nick
You dust off his cap hand it on you pick
Up after him you hurry after risk a limb
Yes he accepts you hes in just knob deep
Im always by the numbers like a clock
On time twice daily he is miffed I mock
The price of parenting our pal is steep
You pity him I envy him and worse
I cry abruptly but a babe youd nurse
Chorus worse erger pire