Hell change clothes four times daily then sponge down
His wheezing laundries turn blue rivers brown
Eznorb
Old news my diplomats liaise his malaise
We sell them bandages at barge pole length
Sol Vampire Abigail
Our mint and sorghum bandages the best
Vampire Knight Haemo
A chief no king sick bogs his fiefdom are
His veins push larvae loaded lethargy
His wife is twice his size and pointy nosed
Dimorphic bitch mosquito love bites hers
She apes Queen Nefertitis ant mound mind
They never learnt to swim they live to drown
Eznorb
All equal running water plumbed transcends
We salvaged water closets Carthage styled
The public baths I cleared of peeping toms
Jester Bobo
The bidet tickles buttocks good clean fun
Approach Bounty Hunter
Bounty Hunter
Fine morrow pal I hunt the former king
A bounty six gold bricks I aim to claim
Hes wanted live or dead for treachery
Hes been a fugitive at least an hour
Jester Bobo
I wish you luck I havent seen him here
Bounty Hunter
I saw his jester Bobo once on stage
You look a smaller version duller dressed
Jester Bobo
Im flattered much but no Im large as life
Bounty Hunter
That Bobo juggled wooden cutlasses
He swallowed poniard whole the head leant back
His jokes concerned street bowls a tedious game
Myself an expert arm in paddle court
Jester Bobo
No worldly adulation follows me
I worship Parasito god of stars
In so doing siphon sunshine selfishly
As parasite and acolyte unite
Ive woken from consuming higher life forms
The plants whore male and female sexually
They talk through scent they shrink from source of pain
Thus fruit makes me a mule of guilt edged seeds
Bounty Hunter
Ive vetted scrawny hermit monks before
Obsessed you are with ancient olive trees
Predating Nimrods Babel air your meal
I must press forward thanks for nothing pal
Depart Bounty Hunter
Eznorb
He swaggers like a phony gladiator
The net and pike are clenched in either hand
I could throw basalt rocks down on him now
The bounty placed on me just six gold bricks
Sol Vampire Abigail
You knocked back twice your sons petitioning
For hemp production called it nuisance weed
Eznorb
And did not hemp grow rampant during trials?
Jester Bobo
I bulk up my tobacco scraps with hemp and hay--
Thursday, March 28, 2019
Act 3 Scene 9
Eznorb
Can you see anything up on that branch?
Jester Bobo
The White Witch Lodge by rule of smudging thumb
The very frame of rural bliss I scan
A cloudless sky a smoking chimney stack
Im stuck up here you scaredy cats in mist
Eznorb
Then land upon feet break your ankles just
Sol Vampire Abigail
Translated into luvvie crack a leg
Eznorb
That pumice thumping down and close as close
It troubles me that nervous folk in fear
Of Vulcan might themselves chuck down his vents
Propitiate such a vicious god as he
Jester
To poo and pee the same time given choice
The White Witch doesnt ever shes in tune
With nature always counting calories
Her waste mist off breath and sweat off skin
Eznorb
Her sheets of hemp have revolutionised
I sealed the hemp rump wipe concession hers
My savvy sons want her to mass produce
I think her magic should rise stage by stage
Jester Bobo
The Black Witch generates farts pees and poos
Whenever she wants however she decides
Eznorb
Are you saying youve met the stinking Black Witch?
Jester Bobo
Im saying I boast a head two arms two legs
And torso touched by her great intellect
Vampire Knight Haemo
You poop from mouth you channel jellyfish
Jester chants
He who has a heavy brain
Shall grow wan in winter tan
Hell flick off snow show elan
Sleet and ice down alpine lane
Vampire Knight
King Mummerius refused to make alliance
With Vampire hordes claimed us too loose at first
Claimed Eznorbs realm too flammable at last
Instead we work your civil war to ends
Youll be installed our ceremonial king
Alls fine since we despise King Mummerius
For years concerning not least fashion style
I wear an inner smock of chinchona
This flask of quinine potion bitter taste
Repels mosquitoes kills their parasites
King Mummerius malaria yellowed skin
Can keep his southernmost infested bogs--
Eznorb
Can you see anything up on that branch?
Jester Bobo
The White Witch Lodge by rule of smudging thumb
The very frame of rural bliss I scan
A cloudless sky a smoking chimney stack
Im stuck up here you scaredy cats in mist
Eznorb
Then land upon feet break your ankles just
Sol Vampire Abigail
Translated into luvvie crack a leg
Eznorb
That pumice thumping down and close as close
It troubles me that nervous folk in fear
Of Vulcan might themselves chuck down his vents
Propitiate such a vicious god as he
Jester
To poo and pee the same time given choice
The White Witch doesnt ever shes in tune
With nature always counting calories
Her waste mist off breath and sweat off skin
Eznorb
Her sheets of hemp have revolutionised
I sealed the hemp rump wipe concession hers
My savvy sons want her to mass produce
I think her magic should rise stage by stage
Jester Bobo
The Black Witch generates farts pees and poos
Whenever she wants however she decides
Eznorb
Are you saying youve met the stinking Black Witch?
Jester Bobo
Im saying I boast a head two arms two legs
And torso touched by her great intellect
Vampire Knight Haemo
You poop from mouth you channel jellyfish
Jester chants
He who has a heavy brain
Shall grow wan in winter tan
Hell flick off snow show elan
Sleet and ice down alpine lane
Vampire Knight
King Mummerius refused to make alliance
With Vampire hordes claimed us too loose at first
Claimed Eznorbs realm too flammable at last
Instead we work your civil war to ends
Youll be installed our ceremonial king
Alls fine since we despise King Mummerius
For years concerning not least fashion style
I wear an inner smock of chinchona
This flask of quinine potion bitter taste
Repels mosquitoes kills their parasites
King Mummerius malaria yellowed skin
Can keep his southernmost infested bogs--
Wednesday, March 27, 2019
Act 3 Scene 8
Sol Vampire Adeline
I met the Black Witch near the sally port
I bought pure water kept in crystal vial
I kept her ignorant of my dark plan
She didnt seem that interested too
A father daughter intimate event
At our redoubt north east of Castle Aur
I first contrived I lead him about his vault of jewels
Enthused their glitter under candlelight
Since drunk in ale I helped him get in bed
And just before he snoozed off peacefully
I dripped pure water drops upon his closed lids
As drunkards eyes show often bloodshot whites
As dehydration takes a hold on them
That water purified drained off live cells
Hes blind in medical terms silhouettes notes
Ill guide him thus around his palaces
That Ive converted into hospitals
And sanctuaries of plague infected plebs
The medicine preventative Ill preach
The quackery restorative Ill prove
Philosophy of sanitations triumph
Reflection is far more than twiddling thumbs--
Sol Vampire Adeline
I met the Black Witch near the sally port
I bought pure water kept in crystal vial
I kept her ignorant of my dark plan
She didnt seem that interested too
A father daughter intimate event
At our redoubt north east of Castle Aur
I first contrived I lead him about his vault of jewels
Enthused their glitter under candlelight
Since drunk in ale I helped him get in bed
And just before he snoozed off peacefully
I dripped pure water drops upon his closed lids
As drunkards eyes show often bloodshot whites
As dehydration takes a hold on them
That water purified drained off live cells
Hes blind in medical terms silhouettes notes
Ill guide him thus around his palaces
That Ive converted into hospitals
And sanctuaries of plague infected plebs
The medicine preventative Ill preach
The quackery restorative Ill prove
Philosophy of sanitations triumph
Reflection is far more than twiddling thumbs--
Tuesday, March 26, 2019
They shied and slid they didnt hold their ground
Eznorb
Aggressive reptiles are a Black Witch thing
Id wear an ankle holstered knife all day
If thunderbirds roamed the realm as yore
And loomed above folk toothless though they were
If pecked in tantrum out of character
The once then that once far too often stands
Vampire Knight Haemo
Breathe deep your papa hunted them extinct
And only accidentally destroyed
The lunatics and rustlers forest clad
No opportunist cannibal was he
Eznorb
And did you know my papa passing well?
Vampire Knight Haemo
Yes your grand papa too last century
Eznorb Thats give or take a thousand years you did
The calendar of Scalliwag observed
Jester Bobo chants
If fingers throb swell then turn black
Youve winced sharp fangs of snake attack
If fingers throb swell keep their hue
They drop off winter cold their cue
Krait cobra viper mad
Brown taipan simply sad
Arent charmed by bagpipe lad
As misery loves company I love
You fellows following suit the deuces pips
Act 3 Scene 7
Vampire Mercenary 1
To my liege please this long tailed bat post pass
The Vampire troop of Gall has set foot here
Their number small their aim to terrorise
Prince Alan
If plebs should see us panic end is writ
You mercenaries will remove that bud
Prince Alfred
Ive never cared for worldly Vampire kind
They stir the water cackle loud and smug
Their dress code bright as skin of poison frogs
Vampire Mercenary 2
Your papa once indifferent to them
Now favours them and keeps such company
The Vampire Haemo self absorbed his pal
Prince Alfred
Ive sworn the Oath of Realm I cant just kill
Vampire Mercenary 1
You can fall back on claim of self defense
Prince Alan
You mentioned earlier set of booby trap
A stake trench thatched then decked in fools gold flakes
Sounds leisurely though Id consider it--
Eznorb
Aggressive reptiles are a Black Witch thing
Id wear an ankle holstered knife all day
If thunderbirds roamed the realm as yore
And loomed above folk toothless though they were
If pecked in tantrum out of character
The once then that once far too often stands
Vampire Knight Haemo
Breathe deep your papa hunted them extinct
And only accidentally destroyed
The lunatics and rustlers forest clad
No opportunist cannibal was he
Eznorb
And did you know my papa passing well?
Vampire Knight Haemo
Yes your grand papa too last century
Eznorb Thats give or take a thousand years you did
The calendar of Scalliwag observed
Jester Bobo chants
If fingers throb swell then turn black
Youve winced sharp fangs of snake attack
If fingers throb swell keep their hue
They drop off winter cold their cue
Krait cobra viper mad
Brown taipan simply sad
Arent charmed by bagpipe lad
As misery loves company I love
You fellows following suit the deuces pips
Act 3 Scene 7
Vampire Mercenary 1
To my liege please this long tailed bat post pass
The Vampire troop of Gall has set foot here
Their number small their aim to terrorise
Prince Alan
If plebs should see us panic end is writ
You mercenaries will remove that bud
Prince Alfred
Ive never cared for worldly Vampire kind
They stir the water cackle loud and smug
Their dress code bright as skin of poison frogs
Vampire Mercenary 2
Your papa once indifferent to them
Now favours them and keeps such company
The Vampire Haemo self absorbed his pal
Prince Alfred
Ive sworn the Oath of Realm I cant just kill
Vampire Mercenary 1
You can fall back on claim of self defense
Prince Alan
You mentioned earlier set of booby trap
A stake trench thatched then decked in fools gold flakes
Sounds leisurely though Id consider it--
Ill sling the sharpest shard between his eyes
Jester Bobo chants
Till her male bed bug pricks her slash
The female bed bug has no gash
Their spittle staves off crusty scab
Red dots they leave mistaken crab
Who creams their pants at witching hour
To bed bugs gives up dreams and power
Sol Vampire Abigail
Thats so depressing dont you know fun chants?
Jester Bobo
I know a bit of sunny vampire chant
Chants
Pigs blood and barley groat you stuff
In scrubbed clean pig gut tie off tough
Black puddings need an over fry
Theyre crisp as scabs and dry as dry
Black puddings would take energy to make
You lose weight quick again your pants fall down
You go up one belt notch and down one size
The vicious cycle slimming folk approve
Eznorb
Arent you plain lucky testing safe my food?
White pudding made of olive oil soaked groat
Forced into moist hemp casing knotted plump
Ive favoured lately dish exemplary
Jester Bobo
Your former majesty I dont sweat it
Nought wrong with almond dust as seasoning
Eznorb
Id rather not acquire worms though at all
Vampire Knight Haemo
Perfectionist chefs might drip down from brow
Blood sweated they might change white pudding black
Ive got my coagulant emulsified
A jellifying fluid ounce of vipers spit
In thermal double walled jar on my belt
If ruined by heat I can yet drain a squire
Jester Bobo chants
The cow sweats snake spit they part ways
She staggers down her path in daze
She shivers firm in venom grip
The cow shakes off what seemed a nip
Eznorb
A lucky symbiosis between the snake and cow
Jester Bobo
Red pudding sounds like just dessert to me
Fresh jellied blood of piglet struck by snake
Such thwarts a sow whose Chronos cannibal
Sol Vampire Abigail
Ive seen slow worms and adders hereabout--
Jester Bobo chants
Till her male bed bug pricks her slash
The female bed bug has no gash
Their spittle staves off crusty scab
Red dots they leave mistaken crab
Who creams their pants at witching hour
To bed bugs gives up dreams and power
Sol Vampire Abigail
Thats so depressing dont you know fun chants?
Jester Bobo
I know a bit of sunny vampire chant
Chants
Pigs blood and barley groat you stuff
In scrubbed clean pig gut tie off tough
Black puddings need an over fry
Theyre crisp as scabs and dry as dry
Black puddings would take energy to make
You lose weight quick again your pants fall down
You go up one belt notch and down one size
The vicious cycle slimming folk approve
Eznorb
Arent you plain lucky testing safe my food?
White pudding made of olive oil soaked groat
Forced into moist hemp casing knotted plump
Ive favoured lately dish exemplary
Jester Bobo
Your former majesty I dont sweat it
Nought wrong with almond dust as seasoning
Eznorb
Id rather not acquire worms though at all
Vampire Knight Haemo
Perfectionist chefs might drip down from brow
Blood sweated they might change white pudding black
Ive got my coagulant emulsified
A jellifying fluid ounce of vipers spit
In thermal double walled jar on my belt
If ruined by heat I can yet drain a squire
Jester Bobo chants
The cow sweats snake spit they part ways
She staggers down her path in daze
She shivers firm in venom grip
The cow shakes off what seemed a nip
Eznorb
A lucky symbiosis between the snake and cow
Jester Bobo
Red pudding sounds like just dessert to me
Fresh jellied blood of piglet struck by snake
Such thwarts a sow whose Chronos cannibal
Sol Vampire Abigail
Ive seen slow worms and adders hereabout--
Friday, March 22, 2019
Vampire Knight Haemo
The creak and clack of iron balls over bricks
By shackled ankles that peace would ruin ears
Our flittermice would flee in squealing droves
Eznorb
Less said about the Black Witch better vibe
Her far north estuary isle Agomorrh
Is host to moral turpitude at scale
In necrophilia bestiality melds
Jester Bobo
In Sodoms shadow furry consciousness
Harry Harriet
The Black Witch drip fed gruel when none else cared
Sol Vampire Abigail
Ive heard in coral towers she creates weird stock
Thats centaurs chimera and demigoats
Induces flu to squelch immunity
Then forces sickly beasts to copulate
Creates hybrids from such interspecies sex
Harry Harriet
In winter chill she breeds them man and beast
Theyre chained to walls through snow sleet and hail
In oblong roofless huts of mud bricks made
Where copulation keeps them warm at night
Jester Bobo
Along the border far north warning signs
No trespass centaurs speared or stoned at sight
You pedal propaganda far and near
Though inadvertently promote Black Witch
I test exclusive food of majesty
Im socially obliged to condescend
Poor thing do those bed bug bites ring your neck?
Harry Harriet
Indeed as if ring barked here I stand doomed
My head will drop off any moment now
Vampire Knight Haemo
Arent those pink marks then your fresh skin new grown?
Harry Harriet
I got a touch of plague and shook it off
A day before I quit the cityscape
I writhed in hay I sweat the sickness off
Vampire Knight Haemo
Youre one in million sought for vampire thirst
Immortal demigod of sponging beasts
Are those love bites your shoulder blades show?
Harry Harriet
Indeed the Black Witch took bull shark pup form
One blue moon while I swam across neap tide
Keep hands off me you pallid parasite
Your eyeballs speak of filthy consequences
At low tide will I plod silt back to isle
This Viking crystal pulls light points way
Eznorb Confused soul I wish I could polarise
Approach goatherd
Goatherd Gary
That Harry Harriet please warn him off
He wont be rustling mountain goats from me--
The creak and clack of iron balls over bricks
By shackled ankles that peace would ruin ears
Our flittermice would flee in squealing droves
Eznorb
Less said about the Black Witch better vibe
Her far north estuary isle Agomorrh
Is host to moral turpitude at scale
In necrophilia bestiality melds
Jester Bobo
In Sodoms shadow furry consciousness
Harry Harriet
The Black Witch drip fed gruel when none else cared
Sol Vampire Abigail
Ive heard in coral towers she creates weird stock
Thats centaurs chimera and demigoats
Induces flu to squelch immunity
Then forces sickly beasts to copulate
Creates hybrids from such interspecies sex
Harry Harriet
In winter chill she breeds them man and beast
Theyre chained to walls through snow sleet and hail
In oblong roofless huts of mud bricks made
Where copulation keeps them warm at night
Jester Bobo
Along the border far north warning signs
No trespass centaurs speared or stoned at sight
You pedal propaganda far and near
Though inadvertently promote Black Witch
I test exclusive food of majesty
Im socially obliged to condescend
Poor thing do those bed bug bites ring your neck?
Harry Harriet
Indeed as if ring barked here I stand doomed
My head will drop off any moment now
Vampire Knight Haemo
Arent those pink marks then your fresh skin new grown?
Harry Harriet
I got a touch of plague and shook it off
A day before I quit the cityscape
I writhed in hay I sweat the sickness off
Vampire Knight Haemo
Youre one in million sought for vampire thirst
Immortal demigod of sponging beasts
Are those love bites your shoulder blades show?
Harry Harriet
Indeed the Black Witch took bull shark pup form
One blue moon while I swam across neap tide
Keep hands off me you pallid parasite
Your eyeballs speak of filthy consequences
At low tide will I plod silt back to isle
This Viking crystal pulls light points way
Eznorb Confused soul I wish I could polarise
Approach goatherd
Goatherd Gary
That Harry Harriet please warn him off
He wont be rustling mountain goats from me--
Thursday, March 21, 2019
The White Witch who can fix this malady
Jester Bobo
I think I know that malady Ill chant
Chants
The boa has no ear come to charms
His gentle squeeze sets off alarms
Eznorb
I can sex her just by the cameltoe
I shouldve hooked her up with elder son
Bring tourniquet and squeeze me slowly dead
Bit by bit leg there hand here amputate
Too late for me to die in sleep at peace
Vampire Knight Haemo
Pale maiden lead the way to your White Witch
Jester Bobo
Did you feel that? Quakes make me tremulous
Approach Harry Harriet in braided bra and thong made of human hair his
Harry Harriet
My fellow travellers through life knock knock
Jester Bobo
Whos anywhere near? who calls back door rear?
Harry Harriet
A mountain valley echo kind of queer
Eznorb
Im baffled by those massive hairy tits
The braided cups and thong slur modesty
A diabolical visa from abroad
Harry Harriet
The Black Witch took to me when none else would
Till then I robbed a knackers yard distraught
I ate the scraps none else would private parts
Of cows and bullocks desperate I was
Jester Bobo
Im sorry hairy tits to interject
At no time did I see you sneak inside
Appendixios all welcome knackers yard
Where carcases are divvied orderly
The testicals and uterus apart
Dont lambs fry have a discount sell by date?
Harry Harriet
Look I was getting there before you barged
Jester Bobo
Junk yards and knackers yards enforce dress codes
I bet you got your offal just down stream
Those crooks mince rabbit rat and cat road kill
And pass off tenderised rats gonads goats
Harry Harriet
A marinaded beats a tenderised
Leave off road kill thats drowned in walnut sauce
I was a bullys victim my escape
The vagrant life and peaceful countryside
Jester Bobo
His majesty deeply misunderstood
That every denizen in ball and chain
On civvy street would curb the bullies there
Though bullies numbered less than one per cent
Eznorb
I couldnt swat at flies all afternoon
Vampire Knight Haemo
Strange thing you mustve uttered sacrilege
The realm is Vulcan territory yet
Harry Harriet
I made a thong and bra from my own hair
My own the buttons clips of fingernails
I used the ready made sharp stones I found
Sol Vampire Abigail
A Vulcan fundamentalist Id guess
Eznorb
I pardon your religious sect for now
Harry Harriet
Let me kiss your big toes your majesty
Your face on green gold coins and rightly so
Jester Bobo
He tumbles over his own beard for it
Harry Harriet To you thanks I fish signal crays for meals
I pull black sand from local river curves
With magnet strung from rod then pan out gold
King Eznorb made me self sufficient tramp--
Jester Bobo
I think I know that malady Ill chant
Chants
The boa has no ear come to charms
His gentle squeeze sets off alarms
Eznorb
I can sex her just by the cameltoe
I shouldve hooked her up with elder son
Bring tourniquet and squeeze me slowly dead
Bit by bit leg there hand here amputate
Too late for me to die in sleep at peace
Vampire Knight Haemo
Pale maiden lead the way to your White Witch
Jester Bobo
Did you feel that? Quakes make me tremulous
Approach Harry Harriet in braided bra and thong made of human hair his
Harry Harriet
My fellow travellers through life knock knock
Jester Bobo
Whos anywhere near? who calls back door rear?
Harry Harriet
A mountain valley echo kind of queer
Eznorb
Im baffled by those massive hairy tits
The braided cups and thong slur modesty
A diabolical visa from abroad
Harry Harriet
The Black Witch took to me when none else would
Till then I robbed a knackers yard distraught
I ate the scraps none else would private parts
Of cows and bullocks desperate I was
Jester Bobo
Im sorry hairy tits to interject
At no time did I see you sneak inside
Appendixios all welcome knackers yard
Where carcases are divvied orderly
The testicals and uterus apart
Dont lambs fry have a discount sell by date?
Harry Harriet
Look I was getting there before you barged
Jester Bobo
Junk yards and knackers yards enforce dress codes
I bet you got your offal just down stream
Those crooks mince rabbit rat and cat road kill
And pass off tenderised rats gonads goats
Harry Harriet
A marinaded beats a tenderised
Leave off road kill thats drowned in walnut sauce
I was a bullys victim my escape
The vagrant life and peaceful countryside
Jester Bobo
His majesty deeply misunderstood
That every denizen in ball and chain
On civvy street would curb the bullies there
Though bullies numbered less than one per cent
Eznorb
I couldnt swat at flies all afternoon
Vampire Knight Haemo
Strange thing you mustve uttered sacrilege
The realm is Vulcan territory yet
Harry Harriet
I made a thong and bra from my own hair
My own the buttons clips of fingernails
I used the ready made sharp stones I found
Sol Vampire Abigail
A Vulcan fundamentalist Id guess
Eznorb
I pardon your religious sect for now
Harry Harriet
Let me kiss your big toes your majesty
Your face on green gold coins and rightly so
Jester Bobo
He tumbles over his own beard for it
Harry Harriet To you thanks I fish signal crays for meals
I pull black sand from local river curves
With magnet strung from rod then pan out gold
King Eznorb made me self sufficient tramp--
Wednesday, March 20, 2019
revised sonnet #1334
I wished the weather matched the moods a storm
The second when I stormed out quit that girl
The sky tapped her it offered one white whirl
Of nimbus cloud on backdrop blue in form
The sunshine shy at noon in winter warm
I sweat in stroll of metal camber curl
Of One Tree Hill there fears of heart unfurl
And shrink to nil unaired theyre native norm
The rocks of lime look like old statuesque bones
The cars zip over rust tinged grids in road
The leaves upon trees lisp in mummer code
The paddock posts if leaned at give out groans
Ive severed rationale Im strung along
Appropriate feelings hers then mine just wrong
Chorus along langs lungo
I wished the weather matched the moods a storm
The second when I stormed out quit that girl
The sky tapped her it offered one white whirl
Of nimbus cloud on backdrop blue in form
The sunshine shy at noon in winter warm
I sweat in stroll of metal camber curl
Of One Tree Hill there fears of heart unfurl
And shrink to nil unaired theyre native norm
The rocks of lime look like old statuesque bones
The cars zip over rust tinged grids in road
The leaves upon trees lisp in mummer code
The paddock posts if leaned at give out groans
Ive severed rationale Im strung along
Appropriate feelings hers then mine just wrong
Chorus along langs lungo
Tuesday, March 19, 2019
Eznorb
I meant to rid the realm of envied scions
A sibling rivalry leaves mental scars
I love to death my brother Burning Bush
Hes chosen star fort residence unforced
There he prefers his engineering kit
I ran a pyramid squashed blunt and fair
The living standard rose for all and one
Theres no escaping hierarchies this world
Whats priority except a hierarchy
Vampire Knight Haemo
Seems nothing starts off void of priority
But heres the catch the vampire pyramid
Is scab thick what some leeches call flat line
And whoever slips through cracks is finders ours
Sol Vampire Abigail
Such snakes there are land sea or estuary
Vampire Knight Haemo chants
Show your fangs yellow red or white
You lag your lunge you signal bite
I blow and swing this granite pipe
A slight remove from deadly swipe
Jester Bobo
Say Abigail Id kiss and cluck sweet you
Id dovetail you my coxcomb all a flap
Sol Vampire Abigail
Disgusting Jester Bobo no respect
For maidenhood you ooze sauciness
Why dont you speak me a third person peered
And list my bumps and curves in hearing range
A little task for other androgynes
Jester Bobo
Got me Im all lambs fry and macroclit
Indeed the notches cut upon my belt
Arent representatives of maidens clucked
I have a seesaw count of calories
The broiler stands as chook of cheapest choice
It keeps me locked in karmic cycle yonks
I catch I kill I pluck I gut I carve
All afternoon with hardly else to do
I eat to sweat I sweat to eat I slave
So doing I lose a stone in weight or more
My pants fall down yet I go up a notch
I kill humanely chewy old jungle fowl
Dont fear when youre old Ill be ancient dead
Vampire Knight Haemo
Youre what we vampires call a rooster head
Sol Vampire Abigail
Unlike you Bobo wallowing infantile
Im off to hear my dear old school chum speak--
I meant to rid the realm of envied scions
A sibling rivalry leaves mental scars
I love to death my brother Burning Bush
Hes chosen star fort residence unforced
There he prefers his engineering kit
I ran a pyramid squashed blunt and fair
The living standard rose for all and one
Theres no escaping hierarchies this world
Whats priority except a hierarchy
Vampire Knight Haemo
Seems nothing starts off void of priority
But heres the catch the vampire pyramid
Is scab thick what some leeches call flat line
And whoever slips through cracks is finders ours
Sol Vampire Abigail
Such snakes there are land sea or estuary
Vampire Knight Haemo chants
Show your fangs yellow red or white
You lag your lunge you signal bite
I blow and swing this granite pipe
A slight remove from deadly swipe
Jester Bobo
Say Abigail Id kiss and cluck sweet you
Id dovetail you my coxcomb all a flap
Sol Vampire Abigail
Disgusting Jester Bobo no respect
For maidenhood you ooze sauciness
Why dont you speak me a third person peered
And list my bumps and curves in hearing range
A little task for other androgynes
Jester Bobo
Got me Im all lambs fry and macroclit
Indeed the notches cut upon my belt
Arent representatives of maidens clucked
I have a seesaw count of calories
The broiler stands as chook of cheapest choice
It keeps me locked in karmic cycle yonks
I catch I kill I pluck I gut I carve
All afternoon with hardly else to do
I eat to sweat I sweat to eat I slave
So doing I lose a stone in weight or more
My pants fall down yet I go up a notch
I kill humanely chewy old jungle fowl
Dont fear when youre old Ill be ancient dead
Vampire Knight Haemo
Youre what we vampires call a rooster head
Sol Vampire Abigail
Unlike you Bobo wallowing infantile
Im off to hear my dear old school chum speak--
Ive lost the practice licence wrongly charged
My methods are considered quackery
Jester Bobo
A talking jungle fowl? Not my straight man
Eznorb
Id know that voice if anywhere youre you
That Abigail in tar and feathers dolled
Plague doctor leather beak gives you away
Vampire Knight Haemo
Your scented breath exhaled is mint and clove
Sol Vampire Abigail
Your sons invoked a little known edict
The tar and feathers matched with exile swift
Eznorb
My dear girl we cross paths in misery
We cant convict my sons in absentia
For treachery beyond city gates ourselves
Sol Vampire Abigail I fancied Alanspouse hed make me laugh
A cataclysm brings out the worst in folk
A price is stuck upon your head realm wide
Theyll hunt you down with axes tongs and spits
Theyll scamper geyser blasts and lava floes
Irrational their fury focus you
Eznorb
Lets reiterate finesse and sleight done me
I was about to abdicate the crown
When they put me beneath rude house arrest
And modified four terms to suit themselves
You tell me Jester why the insolence?
Now out is in up is down back is front
Jester Bobo
The realms a twisted pack of compromise
You shouldve given it a quarter turn
According compass card with bottle top
Instead of equally dividing realm
As north and south it shouldve got a twist
North east and south west just inheritance
Canals dams waterclock towers aquaducts
And stadiums evenly spread far and wide
Your sons promote a sharper pyramid
One arrow head of twin sharp edges made
The younger cleaves to older duke to king--
My methods are considered quackery
Jester Bobo
A talking jungle fowl? Not my straight man
Eznorb
Id know that voice if anywhere youre you
That Abigail in tar and feathers dolled
Plague doctor leather beak gives you away
Vampire Knight Haemo
Your scented breath exhaled is mint and clove
Sol Vampire Abigail
Your sons invoked a little known edict
The tar and feathers matched with exile swift
Eznorb
My dear girl we cross paths in misery
We cant convict my sons in absentia
For treachery beyond city gates ourselves
Sol Vampire Abigail I fancied Alanspouse hed make me laugh
A cataclysm brings out the worst in folk
A price is stuck upon your head realm wide
Theyll hunt you down with axes tongs and spits
Theyll scamper geyser blasts and lava floes
Irrational their fury focus you
Eznorb
Lets reiterate finesse and sleight done me
I was about to abdicate the crown
When they put me beneath rude house arrest
And modified four terms to suit themselves
You tell me Jester why the insolence?
Now out is in up is down back is front
Jester Bobo
The realms a twisted pack of compromise
You shouldve given it a quarter turn
According compass card with bottle top
Instead of equally dividing realm
As north and south it shouldve got a twist
North east and south west just inheritance
Canals dams waterclock towers aquaducts
And stadiums evenly spread far and wide
Your sons promote a sharper pyramid
One arrow head of twin sharp edges made
The younger cleaves to older duke to king--
Sunday, March 17, 2019
To farmers market stink of freshest dags
Goatherd Gary
Its that tramp Harry Harriet who flaps
I pity him and his brain parasite
Ill tighten window shutters shut him off
Jester Bobo
His bug out proves a thunderous success
Between worms moles and rabbits dug his niche
Cicada nymphs lose no sleep pushed aside
Goatherd Gary
Your majesty whats mine is yours to use
Eznorb
Mosquito net themed these are humble digs
Harold Harriet
Pad your royal head in pillows plush hay filled
Dont dream a hungry gift horse open mouthed
Your little army is a decent cram
Deny the rumble dead let gravel slide
Myself usurped Id curl up foetus like
Vampire Knight Haemo
That bug out skittle centre front now set
Goatherd Gary
A crashing boulder like that were fast done
Vampire Knight Haemo
King Eznorb shrine in eastern corner built
A portrait has him seated next to wife
The twin throne theme a popular screen print
Jester Bobo
Queen Pompes face staring back from dinner plate
As butter wouldnt melt I neednt sniff
Goatherd Gary
Egested bean espressos anyone?
Vampire Knight Haemo
Afraid we cant stay time is ticking past
Have you a short cut path to White Witch Lodge?
Eznorb
Ive only visited there spurring steed
Goatherd Gary
Across the hillock down its east side face
Id lay my life down shield your majesty
Your great canals and locks demand no less
Eznorb
Im touched young man deny me when foe call
Well come back this way well recruit you then
Goatherd Gary
Ive got a simple sling Ill turn garotte
Jester Bobo
A tiny sling to keep his pebbles snug
Act 3 Scene 6
Jester Bobo chants
Each tit has got a lung
The latter left unsung
One tit is bigger size
One tit is trannie wise
Approach tarred and feathered plague doctor beak mask wearing Sol Vampire Abigail
Sol Vampire Abigail
Ive been turned into scapegoat Im banned
From city zones behalf of citizens
The plague break out now skips from block to block--
Goatherd Gary
Its that tramp Harry Harriet who flaps
I pity him and his brain parasite
Ill tighten window shutters shut him off
Jester Bobo
His bug out proves a thunderous success
Between worms moles and rabbits dug his niche
Cicada nymphs lose no sleep pushed aside
Goatherd Gary
Your majesty whats mine is yours to use
Eznorb
Mosquito net themed these are humble digs
Harold Harriet
Pad your royal head in pillows plush hay filled
Dont dream a hungry gift horse open mouthed
Your little army is a decent cram
Deny the rumble dead let gravel slide
Myself usurped Id curl up foetus like
Vampire Knight Haemo
That bug out skittle centre front now set
Goatherd Gary
A crashing boulder like that were fast done
Vampire Knight Haemo
King Eznorb shrine in eastern corner built
A portrait has him seated next to wife
The twin throne theme a popular screen print
Jester Bobo
Queen Pompes face staring back from dinner plate
As butter wouldnt melt I neednt sniff
Goatherd Gary
Egested bean espressos anyone?
Vampire Knight Haemo
Afraid we cant stay time is ticking past
Have you a short cut path to White Witch Lodge?
Eznorb
Ive only visited there spurring steed
Goatherd Gary
Across the hillock down its east side face
Id lay my life down shield your majesty
Your great canals and locks demand no less
Eznorb
Im touched young man deny me when foe call
Well come back this way well recruit you then
Goatherd Gary
Ive got a simple sling Ill turn garotte
Jester Bobo
A tiny sling to keep his pebbles snug
Act 3 Scene 6
Jester Bobo chants
Each tit has got a lung
The latter left unsung
One tit is bigger size
One tit is trannie wise
Approach tarred and feathered plague doctor beak mask wearing Sol Vampire Abigail
Sol Vampire Abigail
Ive been turned into scapegoat Im banned
From city zones behalf of citizens
The plague break out now skips from block to block--
Friday, March 15, 2019
Upon my cock of snook and raspberry
We marched around the fortified walls thrice
Surrender slowly made at witching hour
The city fathers raised white flags near torch
Their faces ashen flickered eerily
Vampire Knight Haemo
Excuse me lowering visor my eyes sting
Jester Bobo
Ammonia always brings me down in tears
No cur or panther marks its territory
As well as Vulcans urinary tract
Eznorb
In boil off natural detergent made
Jester Bobo
Your crown rough diamond crusted pure brushed gold
Reclaim an ounce of former majesty
Vampire Knight Haemo
A coronet would show humility
I spy a goatherds hut well catch breath there
What sort of feral boy keeps his precious pets
A blinkered mule and bloated geep in stalls?
Eznorb
Ive heard that goatherds styled entrepreneur
His roast of beans a foreign favourite
The Pixies handle tariff paperwork
Jester Bobo
He has diversified his gourmet goats
They gulp wild coffee pods on steepest slopes
Of dormant craters poop out coffee beans
Jester Bobo
A fancy fad no more though profitable
Vampire Knight Haemo
Acquired taste stimulant or medicine
Jester Bobo
And will you drink the blood of known diseased?
Vampire Knight Haemo
Well tap healthy survivors arteries
Those stricken once by plague the former sick
The Vampire clique shall catch resilient souls
Those demigods extract from human race
Immunity and immortality
Are mutually inclusive qualities
Eznorb
Do you fuss over human blood types drawn?
Vampire Knight We harvest coagulant from arteries
A B O rhesus plus or minus draw
Though rhesus smacks of Nephil well imbibe
Jester Bobo chants
Hell sympathise whos never fuel
With twitching tiger tethered mule
Eznorb
If temporal you might just idolise
A toothless child or balding gigolo
Yes triangulate our path youre tippy toed
Vampire Knight
Ill knock upon that hut door peace be yours
Goatherd Gary
Come on in Vampire Knight a welcome guest
Come Jester Bobo come your majesty
Take shelter from chaos one little while yet
Eznorb
The hut looks smaller outside than it is
Harold Harriet
Sad Steve squashed mushroom pies in paper bags--
We marched around the fortified walls thrice
Surrender slowly made at witching hour
The city fathers raised white flags near torch
Their faces ashen flickered eerily
Vampire Knight Haemo
Excuse me lowering visor my eyes sting
Jester Bobo
Ammonia always brings me down in tears
No cur or panther marks its territory
As well as Vulcans urinary tract
Eznorb
In boil off natural detergent made
Jester Bobo
Your crown rough diamond crusted pure brushed gold
Reclaim an ounce of former majesty
Vampire Knight Haemo
A coronet would show humility
I spy a goatherds hut well catch breath there
What sort of feral boy keeps his precious pets
A blinkered mule and bloated geep in stalls?
Eznorb
Ive heard that goatherds styled entrepreneur
His roast of beans a foreign favourite
The Pixies handle tariff paperwork
Jester Bobo
He has diversified his gourmet goats
They gulp wild coffee pods on steepest slopes
Of dormant craters poop out coffee beans
Jester Bobo
A fancy fad no more though profitable
Vampire Knight Haemo
Acquired taste stimulant or medicine
Jester Bobo
And will you drink the blood of known diseased?
Vampire Knight Haemo
Well tap healthy survivors arteries
Those stricken once by plague the former sick
The Vampire clique shall catch resilient souls
Those demigods extract from human race
Immunity and immortality
Are mutually inclusive qualities
Eznorb
Do you fuss over human blood types drawn?
Vampire Knight We harvest coagulant from arteries
A B O rhesus plus or minus draw
Though rhesus smacks of Nephil well imbibe
Jester Bobo chants
Hell sympathise whos never fuel
With twitching tiger tethered mule
Eznorb
If temporal you might just idolise
A toothless child or balding gigolo
Yes triangulate our path youre tippy toed
Vampire Knight
Ill knock upon that hut door peace be yours
Goatherd Gary
Come on in Vampire Knight a welcome guest
Come Jester Bobo come your majesty
Take shelter from chaos one little while yet
Eznorb
The hut looks smaller outside than it is
Harold Harriet
Sad Steve squashed mushroom pies in paper bags--
Thursday, March 14, 2019
Plus shingle strewn steep slope all clubbed as one
Alas that suicides not yet legalised
Unrecognized its not considered choice
In swinging moods were allowed collateral
Manslaughter improvised sheer recklessness
In dark unnamed suppressed it simmers on
The heady gases arsenic and cyanide waft about
Involuntary misadventure hints
At leap of faith we take along this ledge
Vampire Knight Haemo
You monstrous mammal think positively
We can squeeze past crags over here come come
And fan your way through wall of heat to edge
Eznorb
Did you not see just now Vulcans huge head
Arise from molten metal furious red?
Jester Bobo
He raised his head above the slurping waves
For gasp of sulfur gas then ducked again
Vampire Knight Haemo Come my best new pals leave off campfire tales
Eznorb
Bah since my sizzling spittle burst down him
I cast a local Mother Nature spell
Hiss his wiss hiss his piss hiss his near miss
Jester Bobo
Myself Ive always banked my vital fluids
On nymphomaniacs rare as unicorns
I wear a female condom coxcomb come glove
Upon my head my codpiece points it out
Vampire Knight Haemo
Your coxcomb dribbles sweat your brow cant breathe
Eznorb
I hired your dicky head that courtiers chuck
Their coins at it that you dance dodge and dive
Jester
Foodtasting occupies the first bow string
And so far not a single sour tone groaned
Vampire Knight Haemo
Hes not that funny why do you keep him?
Eznorb
Im sentimental its a gentle vice
When old Ver City struck its silver seams
I claimed diversity away from gold
But no their council fathers wanted out
A split from our realm their own city state
I sought a peaceful resolution then
I thumbed through cryptic city Jericho
Next Jester Bobo lead the marching band
Of horns and trumpets playing Ver City tunes
Around the walls till ears besieged collapsed
The repetition so monotonous
In endless perfect pitch cacophony
Three turret sentinels leapt into moat
Insanity proved temporary state
No lives lost they surrendered soundly shocked
Jester We blew away those blowhards parp parp parp--
Alas that suicides not yet legalised
Unrecognized its not considered choice
In swinging moods were allowed collateral
Manslaughter improvised sheer recklessness
In dark unnamed suppressed it simmers on
The heady gases arsenic and cyanide waft about
Involuntary misadventure hints
At leap of faith we take along this ledge
Vampire Knight Haemo
You monstrous mammal think positively
We can squeeze past crags over here come come
And fan your way through wall of heat to edge
Eznorb
Did you not see just now Vulcans huge head
Arise from molten metal furious red?
Jester Bobo
He raised his head above the slurping waves
For gasp of sulfur gas then ducked again
Vampire Knight Haemo Come my best new pals leave off campfire tales
Eznorb
Bah since my sizzling spittle burst down him
I cast a local Mother Nature spell
Hiss his wiss hiss his piss hiss his near miss
Jester Bobo
Myself Ive always banked my vital fluids
On nymphomaniacs rare as unicorns
I wear a female condom coxcomb come glove
Upon my head my codpiece points it out
Vampire Knight Haemo
Your coxcomb dribbles sweat your brow cant breathe
Eznorb
I hired your dicky head that courtiers chuck
Their coins at it that you dance dodge and dive
Jester
Foodtasting occupies the first bow string
And so far not a single sour tone groaned
Vampire Knight Haemo
Hes not that funny why do you keep him?
Eznorb
Im sentimental its a gentle vice
When old Ver City struck its silver seams
I claimed diversity away from gold
But no their council fathers wanted out
A split from our realm their own city state
I sought a peaceful resolution then
I thumbed through cryptic city Jericho
Next Jester Bobo lead the marching band
Of horns and trumpets playing Ver City tunes
Around the walls till ears besieged collapsed
The repetition so monotonous
In endless perfect pitch cacophony
Three turret sentinels leapt into moat
Insanity proved temporary state
No lives lost they surrendered soundly shocked
Jester We blew away those blowhards parp parp parp--
Wednesday, March 13, 2019
Jester Bobo
Perpetual lightning bolts and thunder roars
All mongrels surely scuttle under beds
And wait on imminent doom paws on ears
Eznorb
Why doomsday might aggrandise realm on realm
We might presage the greater cataclysms
As hurtling rocks assault the villages
Thus crooks as murderers absolve themselves
If spree if mass if serial none a match
For Vulcans hundred homicides at whim
Jester Bobo
Your beard once white is salt and pepper now
With granite grains and sweat and pumice grit
They knock ten years off you Vulcan mocks
Eznorb
He mocks a widower one time devotee
I look down into dark abyss again
I didnt pluck my itchy nose hairs out
I can still moderate a puff of dust
If Vulcan had dropped hints of cataclysms
A little landslide here a tremor there
I wouldve fortified the palaces
Put bricks in window frames and grilles of gates
As it is prisons will survive and thrive
Unpardoned criminals will game the realm
And rare and helpless citizens submit
Vampire Knight Haemo
Cool down wont you now Eznorb wait and watch
Jester Bobo
A little bird explained to me your plight
That your sons plan exoneration soon
Of wrongfully imprisoned criminals
As murderers arent interchangeable
Eznorb
I banned the vicious penalty of death
And brought rough justice into play for all
The patsy can turn kings snitch anytime
I read the memo begging pardon thrice
I passed a hand above the signatures
I got a bad vibe off them barred request
Jester Bobo
Yes Murtherio and Squish are funny names
Theyre unsubstantiated in underworld
Eznorb
How came this knowledge into your hot hands?
Jester Bobo
I was laying almond paste rat poison bait
Along a scullery wall chance had it
I overheard your sons in conference
Vampire Knight Haemo
Hell bring in self defense and stand your ground
Jester If we go over there we catch grit clouds--
Perpetual lightning bolts and thunder roars
All mongrels surely scuttle under beds
And wait on imminent doom paws on ears
Eznorb
Why doomsday might aggrandise realm on realm
We might presage the greater cataclysms
As hurtling rocks assault the villages
Thus crooks as murderers absolve themselves
If spree if mass if serial none a match
For Vulcans hundred homicides at whim
Jester Bobo
Your beard once white is salt and pepper now
With granite grains and sweat and pumice grit
They knock ten years off you Vulcan mocks
Eznorb
He mocks a widower one time devotee
I look down into dark abyss again
I didnt pluck my itchy nose hairs out
I can still moderate a puff of dust
If Vulcan had dropped hints of cataclysms
A little landslide here a tremor there
I wouldve fortified the palaces
Put bricks in window frames and grilles of gates
As it is prisons will survive and thrive
Unpardoned criminals will game the realm
And rare and helpless citizens submit
Vampire Knight Haemo
Cool down wont you now Eznorb wait and watch
Jester Bobo
A little bird explained to me your plight
That your sons plan exoneration soon
Of wrongfully imprisoned criminals
As murderers arent interchangeable
Eznorb
I banned the vicious penalty of death
And brought rough justice into play for all
The patsy can turn kings snitch anytime
I read the memo begging pardon thrice
I passed a hand above the signatures
I got a bad vibe off them barred request
Jester Bobo
Yes Murtherio and Squish are funny names
Theyre unsubstantiated in underworld
Eznorb
How came this knowledge into your hot hands?
Jester Bobo
I was laying almond paste rat poison bait
Along a scullery wall chance had it
I overheard your sons in conference
Vampire Knight Haemo
Hell bring in self defense and stand your ground
Jester If we go over there we catch grit clouds--
Revised sonnet #1335
Wed kept the twisting towel in fists from flight
Our feet then balled and heeled at searing sand
Each compass corner anchored stuff at hand
Our bags and flasks the billowing breeze a blight
We sighed and sat we smirked the summer rite
The pier and surf impressed immensely bland
The green volcano island certain gland
We slipped on sunnies much to soften sight
Across the shoulder blades and middle back
I felt tan creme at fingers overlap
Then she stretched and snapped the bandeau strap
In pulling pranks on pals a naughty knack
Instead of stroking creme on her I pin
Jam crotch of swimsuit mine at her taut chin
Chorus pin nail skewer
Wed kept the twisting towel in fists from flight
Our feet then balled and heeled at searing sand
Each compass corner anchored stuff at hand
Our bags and flasks the billowing breeze a blight
We sighed and sat we smirked the summer rite
The pier and surf impressed immensely bland
The green volcano island certain gland
We slipped on sunnies much to soften sight
Across the shoulder blades and middle back
I felt tan creme at fingers overlap
Then she stretched and snapped the bandeau strap
In pulling pranks on pals a naughty knack
Instead of stroking creme on her I pin
Jam crotch of swimsuit mine at her taut chin
Chorus pin nail skewer
Tuesday, March 12, 2019
Or proven kings past their best such as you
They call for runts for little underdogs
If only we had David swinging sling
Eznorb
And David was a runt at six feet tall
A hero runt who beat the odd Goliath
Vampire Knight Haemo
There are those maudlin Pixies who will weep
Goliaths odds chalked at bottom three to two
Jester Bobo
Asudden seventy two inches tall
Young David cast a pall on Philistines
Eznorb
Yet Gilgamesh in prime would smash them both
Hed shovel David down Goliaths giant maw
I was a student hostage once in Pith
I learnt twelve semite languages that year
Their harbour statue was of Gilgamesh
To scale at thirty feet tall chiselled stone
A male lion cradled he in one arm crooked
His massive hand rubbed the tummy fur
As if he grasped a harmless pussycat
Jester Bobo
I saw the actress princess Zoe in vain
She walked on lead a leopard kept as pet
Declawed detoothed it lay beside a lamb
The three of them ate oats and blueberries
Eznorb
She flashed her pearly whites at my naive sons
She cracked the list of maids prospective wives
Cain butchered Abel never animals
Jester The worlds a skull of plates or continents
Chants
He who labours callous
Is blunt yet free of malice
She who labours single
Never learnt to mingle
Eznorb
The cats and dogs are spoilt they waddle fat
The end is nigh at last we eat the rat
Quick pinch me Bobo nightmare burst free me
Discover me in tender arms of wife
To see her breathe on mirrors once again
And wipe away the smallest smudge exposed
Jester Bobo
She was a beauty should you sweat small stuff
Vampire Knight Haemo
Myself Id feign indifference till numb--
They call for runts for little underdogs
If only we had David swinging sling
Eznorb
And David was a runt at six feet tall
A hero runt who beat the odd Goliath
Vampire Knight Haemo
There are those maudlin Pixies who will weep
Goliaths odds chalked at bottom three to two
Jester Bobo
Asudden seventy two inches tall
Young David cast a pall on Philistines
Eznorb
Yet Gilgamesh in prime would smash them both
Hed shovel David down Goliaths giant maw
I was a student hostage once in Pith
I learnt twelve semite languages that year
Their harbour statue was of Gilgamesh
To scale at thirty feet tall chiselled stone
A male lion cradled he in one arm crooked
His massive hand rubbed the tummy fur
As if he grasped a harmless pussycat
Jester Bobo
I saw the actress princess Zoe in vain
She walked on lead a leopard kept as pet
Declawed detoothed it lay beside a lamb
The three of them ate oats and blueberries
Eznorb
She flashed her pearly whites at my naive sons
She cracked the list of maids prospective wives
Cain butchered Abel never animals
Jester The worlds a skull of plates or continents
Chants
He who labours callous
Is blunt yet free of malice
She who labours single
Never learnt to mingle
Eznorb
The cats and dogs are spoilt they waddle fat
The end is nigh at last we eat the rat
Quick pinch me Bobo nightmare burst free me
Discover me in tender arms of wife
To see her breathe on mirrors once again
And wipe away the smallest smudge exposed
Jester Bobo
She was a beauty should you sweat small stuff
Vampire Knight Haemo
Myself Id feign indifference till numb--
Monday, March 11, 2019
Embalm me lay on lava layer by layer
Turn me to statue your whim is my will
Vampire Knight Haemo
If gods exist theyre beyond our questioning
Come losers well consult the wise White Witch
Jester Bobo
I do respect your kind and corpse youre cool
You dont allow emotions say in deeds
Do you extend sol vampires membership?
Vampire Knight Haemo
Those who roam realm we tolerate and watch
Such kin as Abigail and Adeline
As public front unthreatening and sweet
Jester Bobo
Theyre sweet as spring time birch and maple sap
That vile eruption nearly knocked us down
Eznorb
Aside stand you both Ill toe cavity
Id wear my crown of gold Id sacrifice
As lightning rod Id delegate my head
To blasts of fireball if Id fallen short
O Vulcan how we smelted bricks of gold
One brick for every child born into realm
That way secured their adolescent lives
Read this crisp engineering measurement
The plumb line never reeled to surface length
In gold mine more than thousand fathoms deep
Chuck up your pumice stones and glass at me
Yes splatter over me the scalding lava flow
Yes fart your bad egg fumes at me drub me
You cowardly god so backward youre inclined
I worship Mother Nature apostate
Sit me on your huge cupids upper lip
Ill punch your nose as it might tickle you
Yes scratch at me same way I scratch a flea
Vampire Knight Haemo
Come back a pace old foe let us embrace
The quakes subside the wagon ruts guide us
Jester Bobo
Youre wasting breath on Vulcan hes just lame
Hes getting taste of medicine his own
And not from rival gods who totter too
But from giants Gog and Marduk who toil
At anvils meek and prank him arsenic shots
Vampire Knight Haemo
The world would crash in that scenario pal
We cant freeze like beasts caught in beam of torch
Eznorb Lead us forth my arm finds your shoulder blades--
Turn me to statue your whim is my will
Vampire Knight Haemo
If gods exist theyre beyond our questioning
Come losers well consult the wise White Witch
Jester Bobo
I do respect your kind and corpse youre cool
You dont allow emotions say in deeds
Do you extend sol vampires membership?
Vampire Knight Haemo
Those who roam realm we tolerate and watch
Such kin as Abigail and Adeline
As public front unthreatening and sweet
Jester Bobo
Theyre sweet as spring time birch and maple sap
That vile eruption nearly knocked us down
Eznorb
Aside stand you both Ill toe cavity
Id wear my crown of gold Id sacrifice
As lightning rod Id delegate my head
To blasts of fireball if Id fallen short
O Vulcan how we smelted bricks of gold
One brick for every child born into realm
That way secured their adolescent lives
Read this crisp engineering measurement
The plumb line never reeled to surface length
In gold mine more than thousand fathoms deep
Chuck up your pumice stones and glass at me
Yes splatter over me the scalding lava flow
Yes fart your bad egg fumes at me drub me
You cowardly god so backward youre inclined
I worship Mother Nature apostate
Sit me on your huge cupids upper lip
Ill punch your nose as it might tickle you
Yes scratch at me same way I scratch a flea
Vampire Knight Haemo
Come back a pace old foe let us embrace
The quakes subside the wagon ruts guide us
Jester Bobo
Youre wasting breath on Vulcan hes just lame
Hes getting taste of medicine his own
And not from rival gods who totter too
But from giants Gog and Marduk who toil
At anvils meek and prank him arsenic shots
Vampire Knight Haemo
The world would crash in that scenario pal
We cant freeze like beasts caught in beam of torch
Eznorb Lead us forth my arm finds your shoulder blades--
Sunday, March 10, 2019
We vampires differ from you human beings
We dont evaluate wealth above all else
The realm will be leased back to common folk
King Eznorb will be loaned material wealth
Hell live in luxury subservient soul
And well expound tradition otherwise
The hostages of peace accord well spoil
On feasts well fatten them well leech off them
Jester Bobo
Our scarves will serve as masks against the stench
Of sulfur natural fart could kill us
In ignorance or sleep unscented threat
Vampire Knight Haemo
Improved odds when youre vampire bred I think
Jester Bobo
Are you the company for majesty?
Vampire Knight Id rather not look far ahead of time
A huge task is completed piece by piece
Eznorb How do you keep yourself so hard and hale?
Vampire Knight Im strong in stealth I bleed my trusty squires
A pint of blood not much in giddiness
If drawn by goblet horn or thimble loads
I pay blood emeralds to them as thanks
One day hell be a knight himself draw squires
Eznorb Expanding universe or pyramid
Jester Bobo
Where countless knights and squires are not enough
And euthanasia might cap three score ten
The cough that hints in youth in age snuffs out
Vampire Knight Haemo
These crags are perilous so watch your steps
Eznorb Youre fleet of foot the lord of long tail bats
Jester
Are your troops cramped in forest stands ahead?
Vampire Knight Haemo
No natural disaster subjugated
Or compromises my six souls elite
Eznorb
I trounced your navy years ago youve learnt
The virtue patience welcome back old foe
Vampire Knight Haemo
The clouds broke just before dusk we sailed yet
Eznorb
Our archimedes mirrors hit your boats
A foot above their waterlines ignited pitch
Of watertight hulls wavelet lapped set blaze
At temperatures seeming low to mind
Jester Bobo
And safe to say your fate there water sealed
Vampire Knight Haemo
That was then this is now we do prevail
Eznorb
Mad Vulcan rain down basalt ash and glass
Strike me with pumice pieces human size
And petrify me like you did my wife--
We dont evaluate wealth above all else
The realm will be leased back to common folk
King Eznorb will be loaned material wealth
Hell live in luxury subservient soul
And well expound tradition otherwise
The hostages of peace accord well spoil
On feasts well fatten them well leech off them
Jester Bobo
Our scarves will serve as masks against the stench
Of sulfur natural fart could kill us
In ignorance or sleep unscented threat
Vampire Knight Haemo
Improved odds when youre vampire bred I think
Jester Bobo
Are you the company for majesty?
Vampire Knight Id rather not look far ahead of time
A huge task is completed piece by piece
Eznorb How do you keep yourself so hard and hale?
Vampire Knight Im strong in stealth I bleed my trusty squires
A pint of blood not much in giddiness
If drawn by goblet horn or thimble loads
I pay blood emeralds to them as thanks
One day hell be a knight himself draw squires
Eznorb Expanding universe or pyramid
Jester Bobo
Where countless knights and squires are not enough
And euthanasia might cap three score ten
The cough that hints in youth in age snuffs out
Vampire Knight Haemo
These crags are perilous so watch your steps
Eznorb Youre fleet of foot the lord of long tail bats
Jester
Are your troops cramped in forest stands ahead?
Vampire Knight Haemo
No natural disaster subjugated
Or compromises my six souls elite
Eznorb
I trounced your navy years ago youve learnt
The virtue patience welcome back old foe
Vampire Knight Haemo
The clouds broke just before dusk we sailed yet
Eznorb
Our archimedes mirrors hit your boats
A foot above their waterlines ignited pitch
Of watertight hulls wavelet lapped set blaze
At temperatures seeming low to mind
Jester Bobo
And safe to say your fate there water sealed
Vampire Knight Haemo
That was then this is now we do prevail
Eznorb
Mad Vulcan rain down basalt ash and glass
Strike me with pumice pieces human size
And petrify me like you did my wife--
Saturday, March 09, 2019
Eznorb
Indeed she strokes her braids in softness finds
Degree of aerial moisture weather gauge
Against the Soax who drained the estuaries
I won a stunning victory waist deep
They occupied the estuaries then asked
For single fight in settlement of deed
I dallied till the winter months perplex
Behold as White Witch said a northern wind
Drove arrows ours far beyond their range to kill
And simultaneously blocked theirs well short
We plucked their arrows from the snow and shot
Them back and slaughtered even more of foe
Jester Bobo
Have I seen her in portrait anywhere?
Eznorb
In Hall of Heroes she hangs Lady Lethe
Her hair a tidy bun in tall felt hat
Jester Bobo
The common rumours speak of ugliness
Eznorb
Take it from me shes very beautiful
She wears a splattered mask to spare her face
At bubbling cauldrons rumours twist the truth
Shell turn me zombie else none will I trust
Vampire Knight Haemo
I dont think its her kind of magic spells
Eznorb
Experience only needs a recipe
Perhaps she has a tome thats lying in dust
Dark continent techniques adaptable
Vampire Knight Haemo
The Black Witch could do it strings attached
Jester
What? Are you living statue may I ask?
Vampire Knight Haemo
Im anything but you jester jelque
Jester
Youve read me like a worm infested book
Vampire Knight Haemo
Im Vampire Knight thats all you need to know
The smog has blocked the sun for many days
Presenting vampires opportunity
To dominate the bounds of men on whim
Well propagate in shadowy permanence
Jester Bobo
The mountain goats have crapped themselves in fear
The gourmet coffee beans then plentiful
The packet price falls plebs are introduced
Vampire Knight Haemo
The only heady brew for me to drink
Apart from human blood is saline drip
Ive carried my steel helmet under arm
For days and scarfed my mouth against foul air
Ill sit on stool behind King Eznorbs throne
And whisper orders hell repeat as his--
Indeed she strokes her braids in softness finds
Degree of aerial moisture weather gauge
Against the Soax who drained the estuaries
I won a stunning victory waist deep
They occupied the estuaries then asked
For single fight in settlement of deed
I dallied till the winter months perplex
Behold as White Witch said a northern wind
Drove arrows ours far beyond their range to kill
And simultaneously blocked theirs well short
We plucked their arrows from the snow and shot
Them back and slaughtered even more of foe
Jester Bobo
Have I seen her in portrait anywhere?
Eznorb
In Hall of Heroes she hangs Lady Lethe
Her hair a tidy bun in tall felt hat
Jester Bobo
The common rumours speak of ugliness
Eznorb
Take it from me shes very beautiful
She wears a splattered mask to spare her face
At bubbling cauldrons rumours twist the truth
Shell turn me zombie else none will I trust
Vampire Knight Haemo
I dont think its her kind of magic spells
Eznorb
Experience only needs a recipe
Perhaps she has a tome thats lying in dust
Dark continent techniques adaptable
Vampire Knight Haemo
The Black Witch could do it strings attached
Jester
What? Are you living statue may I ask?
Vampire Knight Haemo
Im anything but you jester jelque
Jester
Youve read me like a worm infested book
Vampire Knight Haemo
Im Vampire Knight thats all you need to know
The smog has blocked the sun for many days
Presenting vampires opportunity
To dominate the bounds of men on whim
Well propagate in shadowy permanence
Jester Bobo
The mountain goats have crapped themselves in fear
The gourmet coffee beans then plentiful
The packet price falls plebs are introduced
Vampire Knight Haemo
The only heady brew for me to drink
Apart from human blood is saline drip
Ive carried my steel helmet under arm
For days and scarfed my mouth against foul air
Ill sit on stool behind King Eznorbs throne
And whisper orders hell repeat as his--
Friday, March 08, 2019
As rules are meant to be severely bent
Diminished the responsibility
Senility if feigned if real degrades
The sufferer and sufferee both shrinks
In end times lassitude looks dignified
Vampire Knight Haemo
A zombie ceremonial king would suit
Stale air being tidier than colonial germs
Eznorb
Ill switch gods Vulcan disaster prone
Who is the vampire god I turn to now?
Vampire Knight Haemo
We have no god thus we supplicate none
Agnostic might be closest term for us
The job gets done beyond that we just dont care
Jester Bobo
I dont care who fills Vulcans place as god
My prayers are postures my hands cup air thus
I fetishise rare massive mammaries
They swell and swing by when expected least
Eznorb
I do renounce volcano blast and boom
Sow Vulcans squirting aureoles nauseate me
I take up modest cause of vampires here
With economic plunder Ill stand charged
With ecological ruin Ill be tarred
Jester Bobo
I could smirk Vampires first resort if winked
Weve learnt to err before we smarm escape
Its from Narcissus I learnt how to smarm
Things fall in place then effortlessly done
He never made the pantheon sticks to sprite
Eznorb
Unlike Hermaphrodite up his own bum
Who made his self absorption work for him
Vampire Knight Haemo
A nod to Mammon whos pleased sprite enough
End of Act 2
Former king Eznorb Jester Bobo and Vampire Knight walking along a conveyor belt eventually they reach a rock pool in background a dark and distant volcano erupts the ground quakes and pumice shrapnel hits them
Jester Bobo
God Vulcan chucks us pumice shrapnel now
A simmering rock pool bath tub invites
You scrub my back Ill scrub yours well bond pals
The body odours caused by tramping long
Well lessen though well not eradicate
Eznorb
Well press forward stinking scarves across our mouths
The White Witch must see us in urgency
What crisis is that scented orange flowers?
A weather belle the White Witch has helped us
Before as seer predicting elements
An earlier jesters time I heeded her
The bells she chimed brought charming end to drought--
Diminished the responsibility
Senility if feigned if real degrades
The sufferer and sufferee both shrinks
In end times lassitude looks dignified
Vampire Knight Haemo
A zombie ceremonial king would suit
Stale air being tidier than colonial germs
Eznorb
Ill switch gods Vulcan disaster prone
Who is the vampire god I turn to now?
Vampire Knight Haemo
We have no god thus we supplicate none
Agnostic might be closest term for us
The job gets done beyond that we just dont care
Jester Bobo
I dont care who fills Vulcans place as god
My prayers are postures my hands cup air thus
I fetishise rare massive mammaries
They swell and swing by when expected least
Eznorb
I do renounce volcano blast and boom
Sow Vulcans squirting aureoles nauseate me
I take up modest cause of vampires here
With economic plunder Ill stand charged
With ecological ruin Ill be tarred
Jester Bobo
I could smirk Vampires first resort if winked
Weve learnt to err before we smarm escape
Its from Narcissus I learnt how to smarm
Things fall in place then effortlessly done
He never made the pantheon sticks to sprite
Eznorb
Unlike Hermaphrodite up his own bum
Who made his self absorption work for him
Vampire Knight Haemo
A nod to Mammon whos pleased sprite enough
End of Act 2
Former king Eznorb Jester Bobo and Vampire Knight walking along a conveyor belt eventually they reach a rock pool in background a dark and distant volcano erupts the ground quakes and pumice shrapnel hits them
Jester Bobo
God Vulcan chucks us pumice shrapnel now
A simmering rock pool bath tub invites
You scrub my back Ill scrub yours well bond pals
The body odours caused by tramping long
Well lessen though well not eradicate
Eznorb
Well press forward stinking scarves across our mouths
The White Witch must see us in urgency
What crisis is that scented orange flowers?
A weather belle the White Witch has helped us
Before as seer predicting elements
An earlier jesters time I heeded her
The bells she chimed brought charming end to drought--
I may be woe rid widower left unstuffed
Jester Bobo
I shall keep testing food as buffer yet
Ill sip and gargle samples spit them out
Theres mushrooms nuts and berries worth the lick
In Fiver Forest growling tummy time
Vampire Knight Haemo
We must shun this kind village tactics press
Vampire Knight leads ex king Eznorb and Jester Bobo into Fiver Forest
Eznorb
I was a sensitive youth when crowned king
If this calamity of fundament
Had struck in first few years as rex of realm
I wouldve curled up tight bed rid then died
Jester Bobo chants
A bakers wife who buried freshest live
In pastry hid the leech in leek and chive
The yokel butchered calories well spent
His belt drew tight a notch at no indent
Approach Pixie Cinam
Eznorb
Imagined fine day Pixie youth to you
Pixie Cinam
And pleasant hours to former majesty
The crease of crown in your hair carries weight
Among us tree trunk tappers youre our boss
You gave us honest air when none else would
Vampire Knight Haemo
Im partisan to Pixie Moonshine Dew
Eznorb
I underestimated you times past
Vampire Knight Haemo
You werent to know the island realm of Rood
Would fall to eunuchs trusted by King Yif
Eznorb
The eunuchs put in power their lookalikes
Their senators cowered side by side in pairs
That theocracy beyond our horizon lies
East plumb enabled by your vampire squires
Vampire Knight Haemo
I drained King Yif hung up side down from eaves
His seven blood pints drip fed over months
Jester Bobo
You were humane you fed him bread and booze
You turned him living puppet set him back
Upon the throne a nodding stooge of yours
Eznorb
King Yif two faced showed pride was quickly cruel
A young idealist trapped in strong physique
The eunuch brand self propagating grass
A sequence showing the cuttings growing
Below the constellation gemini
Across the armoury and inking seals
Im midst of middle age such trauma fear
Id not survive I crave a zombie hood
Ill prosecute the lamest homicides
Manslaughter my usurping errant sons
To murder them would be to void myself--
Jester Bobo
I shall keep testing food as buffer yet
Ill sip and gargle samples spit them out
Theres mushrooms nuts and berries worth the lick
In Fiver Forest growling tummy time
Vampire Knight Haemo
We must shun this kind village tactics press
Vampire Knight leads ex king Eznorb and Jester Bobo into Fiver Forest
Eznorb
I was a sensitive youth when crowned king
If this calamity of fundament
Had struck in first few years as rex of realm
I wouldve curled up tight bed rid then died
Jester Bobo chants
A bakers wife who buried freshest live
In pastry hid the leech in leek and chive
The yokel butchered calories well spent
His belt drew tight a notch at no indent
Approach Pixie Cinam
Eznorb
Imagined fine day Pixie youth to you
Pixie Cinam
And pleasant hours to former majesty
The crease of crown in your hair carries weight
Among us tree trunk tappers youre our boss
You gave us honest air when none else would
Vampire Knight Haemo
Im partisan to Pixie Moonshine Dew
Eznorb
I underestimated you times past
Vampire Knight Haemo
You werent to know the island realm of Rood
Would fall to eunuchs trusted by King Yif
Eznorb
The eunuchs put in power their lookalikes
Their senators cowered side by side in pairs
That theocracy beyond our horizon lies
East plumb enabled by your vampire squires
Vampire Knight Haemo
I drained King Yif hung up side down from eaves
His seven blood pints drip fed over months
Jester Bobo
You were humane you fed him bread and booze
You turned him living puppet set him back
Upon the throne a nodding stooge of yours
Eznorb
King Yif two faced showed pride was quickly cruel
A young idealist trapped in strong physique
The eunuch brand self propagating grass
A sequence showing the cuttings growing
Below the constellation gemini
Across the armoury and inking seals
Im midst of middle age such trauma fear
Id not survive I crave a zombie hood
Ill prosecute the lamest homicides
Manslaughter my usurping errant sons
To murder them would be to void myself--
Wednesday, March 06, 2019
Eznorb
It wrecks my heart to think my much loved sons
Would keep the monarchy and realm intact
And not a two state federation create
Ill cancel abdication Vampire Knight
If Trill puts signature to document
Ill flaunt his presence strange and buy in cheers
Jester Bobo
Eruptions thunder lightning acrid smoke
Are portents bold we stand at crack of doom
Perpetually might life by lamps prevail
And creatures marginalized ruse in reign
Vampire Knight Haemo
Ambassador am I no threat at all
Eznorb
I shall relay aloud the whispering
Of Vampires next to throne choice words my own
As Vulcan has abandoned us we him--
It wrecks my heart to think my much loved sons
Would keep the monarchy and realm intact
And not a two state federation create
Ill cancel abdication Vampire Knight
If Trill puts signature to document
Ill flaunt his presence strange and buy in cheers
Jester Bobo
Eruptions thunder lightning acrid smoke
Are portents bold we stand at crack of doom
Perpetually might life by lamps prevail
And creatures marginalized ruse in reign
Vampire Knight Haemo
Ambassador am I no threat at all
Eznorb
I shall relay aloud the whispering
Of Vampires next to throne choice words my own
As Vulcan has abandoned us we him--
Tuesday, March 05, 2019
Revised sonnet #1336
A Theban satyr pranced around a rick
Of yellow hay upon a horn then puffed
A skinny jersey cow indulged till sick
Till single straw off double craw thats chuffed
A Tartan satyr pranced around a stall
Of yellow straw upon a horn then huffed
A river gull aspired asleep to fall
The dream a nest and fledgling full on fluffed
And where they like to say they paint they print
And where they like to say they chip they churn
And where they like to say they eke they earn
And where they like to say they make they mint
I harp on forward magic holding back
Their resonance of frequency is crack
Chorus back rear stern
A Theban satyr pranced around a rick
Of yellow hay upon a horn then puffed
A skinny jersey cow indulged till sick
Till single straw off double craw thats chuffed
A Tartan satyr pranced around a stall
Of yellow straw upon a horn then huffed
A river gull aspired asleep to fall
The dream a nest and fledgling full on fluffed
And where they like to say they paint they print
And where they like to say they chip they churn
And where they like to say they eke they earn
And where they like to say they make they mint
I harp on forward magic holding back
Their resonance of frequency is crack
Chorus back rear stern
Monday, March 04, 2019
Approach Prince Alan and minions
Prince Alan
Fine denizen profess why your long face?
Earl Glaucus
My heart is broken down to thousand bits
Prince Alan
It is believed by clique and plebs as fate
The spies have found one learned daughter false
In overeducation arrogance
In arrogance ambitious treachery
Earl Glaucus
Its better yet worse than that circumstance
Both daughters bandied my demise in depth
The one inclined to patricide via booze
Prince Alan
Theres rumours Abigail your daughter scams
That she makes profit from increasing plague
And has no interest beyond cheap renown
I gave her funds my people sponsored her
Earl Glaucus
Shes overeducated not occult
Its mundane greed that motivates her cures
Im truly shocked by foul events
Prince Alan
Come stay at castle keep please fine earl
Let your redoubt cool off a little while
Earl Glaucus
Could she be rotten given my support?
Prince Alan
We shouldve seen this coming my dear man
Shes Vampire kind by genealogy charts
She doesnt have the discipline near blood
Too much like plasma runs her maple sap
The story rendered last you tagged along
Sol Vampire Adeline
I resonated our societys pitch
For kudos under that proviso thanks
Sol vampires such as we should stick to plants
Earl Glaucus
Her sibling stands a wicked influence yet
Solution saline peppered our small chats
Sol Vampire Adeline
Its all right my hem is just frayed not torn
Earl Glaucus
Will she be apprehended criminal?
Prince Alan
This very moment mustered minions search
Her pet haunt known to be west battlements
The rogue will be incarcerated soon
Earl Glaucus
If shed stuck safe course settled bureaucrat
Instead of threatening to change the world
If shed greased smooth the well worn wheels of realm
Instead of trying to fix odd broken cog
Id rather hear you speak a dozen tongues
With international trade delegates
Than read off her prescriptions medical
In just the Greek and Latin silently
Sol Vampire Adeline
She lacks my charm she charges recklessly--
Prince Alan
Fine denizen profess why your long face?
Earl Glaucus
My heart is broken down to thousand bits
Prince Alan
It is believed by clique and plebs as fate
The spies have found one learned daughter false
In overeducation arrogance
In arrogance ambitious treachery
Earl Glaucus
Its better yet worse than that circumstance
Both daughters bandied my demise in depth
The one inclined to patricide via booze
Prince Alan
Theres rumours Abigail your daughter scams
That she makes profit from increasing plague
And has no interest beyond cheap renown
I gave her funds my people sponsored her
Earl Glaucus
Shes overeducated not occult
Its mundane greed that motivates her cures
Im truly shocked by foul events
Prince Alan
Come stay at castle keep please fine earl
Let your redoubt cool off a little while
Earl Glaucus
Could she be rotten given my support?
Prince Alan
We shouldve seen this coming my dear man
Shes Vampire kind by genealogy charts
She doesnt have the discipline near blood
Too much like plasma runs her maple sap
The story rendered last you tagged along
Sol Vampire Adeline
I resonated our societys pitch
For kudos under that proviso thanks
Sol vampires such as we should stick to plants
Earl Glaucus
Her sibling stands a wicked influence yet
Solution saline peppered our small chats
Sol Vampire Adeline
Its all right my hem is just frayed not torn
Earl Glaucus
Will she be apprehended criminal?
Prince Alan
This very moment mustered minions search
Her pet haunt known to be west battlements
The rogue will be incarcerated soon
Earl Glaucus
If shed stuck safe course settled bureaucrat
Instead of threatening to change the world
If shed greased smooth the well worn wheels of realm
Instead of trying to fix odd broken cog
Id rather hear you speak a dozen tongues
With international trade delegates
Than read off her prescriptions medical
In just the Greek and Latin silently
Sol Vampire Adeline
She lacks my charm she charges recklessly--
Saturday, March 02, 2019
Sol Vampire Adeline
Look its my pa upon his way Ill faint
Ive been abroad as scholar many years
Your face I find familiar who are you?
Trill Esquire
Trill I pioneered the canon ball
You were a waif a brace of years ago
I speak Tartarian passing well might you?
Sol Vampire Adeline
Tartarian patois tops the bucket list
Trill Esquire
Impractical and full of energy
We thinkers pick up tongues in foreign ports
I reccommend blood ships employ to you
Their crews are always short staffed they lack skill
Approach Earl Glaucus
Earl Glaucus
May Vulcan grant you good health one and all
Trill Esquire
King Eznorb clipped me then Knob punched me too
Slammed me a cauliflower ear own accord
Earl Glaucus
Its red and raw and swelling is pursuant
I didnt see that king hit Im surprised
At its success the punch and clip one two
Realm hero track at distance dozen yards
Do not approach him Eznorbs not himself
Deficient manners his report right back
Trill Esquire
You havent heard then Eznorbs fugitive
Knobs stuck in pillory deserved old news
Earl Glaucus
Speak louder dear Trill through volcano roar
Trill Esquire
The purr and trill Vulcanians much admired
World over total civilization
Ill never fart and fart Im no mud pool
Depart Trill Esquire
Sol Vampire Adeline
I beg you just forgive her those loud threats
Are plotless exclamations growls annoying
As family we have to censor rants
Outside community need never know
Earl Glaucus
Remorse precedes a pardon not till then
Might my truant daughter get a second chance
Prince Alan certainly will banish her
Shell wind up feral creature cower in wild
Its just as well we have a protocol
To cool us down the magistrates to fix
Sol Vampire Adeline
When I said Id not be participant
She threw her hands up saying thats more for me
A shot of coffee could knock you out now
You eat too much your body is abused
I feel as sorry faced by vagabonds
Earl Glaucus
Hear me theres no bad blood twixt sisters true
An opportunist criminal whos bent
On staging cruel unwitnessed patricide
I muse her manners momentarily
And grab at air as if her scruff of neck
Drum roll
And do you hear the slow drum triple rolls?
The signature of Prince Alan thumped out
Ill place not wanted posters countrywide
Prince Alan champion so doing tilt of crown
The heir apparent set in public mind
No Eznorb wont bust our prince down to duke--
Look its my pa upon his way Ill faint
Ive been abroad as scholar many years
Your face I find familiar who are you?
Trill Esquire
Trill I pioneered the canon ball
You were a waif a brace of years ago
I speak Tartarian passing well might you?
Sol Vampire Adeline
Tartarian patois tops the bucket list
Trill Esquire
Impractical and full of energy
We thinkers pick up tongues in foreign ports
I reccommend blood ships employ to you
Their crews are always short staffed they lack skill
Approach Earl Glaucus
Earl Glaucus
May Vulcan grant you good health one and all
Trill Esquire
King Eznorb clipped me then Knob punched me too
Slammed me a cauliflower ear own accord
Earl Glaucus
Its red and raw and swelling is pursuant
I didnt see that king hit Im surprised
At its success the punch and clip one two
Realm hero track at distance dozen yards
Do not approach him Eznorbs not himself
Deficient manners his report right back
Trill Esquire
You havent heard then Eznorbs fugitive
Knobs stuck in pillory deserved old news
Earl Glaucus
Speak louder dear Trill through volcano roar
Trill Esquire
The purr and trill Vulcanians much admired
World over total civilization
Ill never fart and fart Im no mud pool
Depart Trill Esquire
Sol Vampire Adeline
I beg you just forgive her those loud threats
Are plotless exclamations growls annoying
As family we have to censor rants
Outside community need never know
Earl Glaucus
Remorse precedes a pardon not till then
Might my truant daughter get a second chance
Prince Alan certainly will banish her
Shell wind up feral creature cower in wild
Its just as well we have a protocol
To cool us down the magistrates to fix
Sol Vampire Adeline
When I said Id not be participant
She threw her hands up saying thats more for me
A shot of coffee could knock you out now
You eat too much your body is abused
I feel as sorry faced by vagabonds
Earl Glaucus
Hear me theres no bad blood twixt sisters true
An opportunist criminal whos bent
On staging cruel unwitnessed patricide
I muse her manners momentarily
And grab at air as if her scruff of neck
Drum roll
And do you hear the slow drum triple rolls?
The signature of Prince Alan thumped out
Ill place not wanted posters countrywide
Prince Alan champion so doing tilt of crown
The heir apparent set in public mind
No Eznorb wont bust our prince down to duke--
Friday, March 01, 2019
Vampire Knight Haemo
It sure signs from god Vulcan vampires rise
We waited patiently till now to spring
Eznorb
And typically Vulcan stays aloof
Jester Bobo
He slaves away at furnace sleeves rolled up
Eznorb
Deus ex machina meddling not his thing
Jester Bobo
The crack of doom expands more hes no fuss
If Vulcans lame well limp along in sync
Then let me chant Vulcanias daily prayer
Chants
To prosper one must sacrifice
As Vulcan did his limp a tic
By product side effect makes sick
Hail Vulcans anvil forge and vice
The hammer smacks the tongs keep hold
Iron silver nickel platinum and gold
End of Act 1
Act 2 Scene 1
A castle Aur keep balcony
Approach Sol Vampire Adeline and minion
Sol Vampire Adeline
May Vulcan beam health over you this day
Minion
I wish you no less tidings worry me
Old Eznorb has escaped his gilded cage
With Jester Bobo company hes flown
The turnkey Clown was choked to death it looks
Sol Vampire Adeline
Is that for real? Do my ears such things hear?
Minion
Its gossip from reliable sources tapped
Sol Vampire Adeline
How went that prisoners escape in fact?
Minion
He swung ajar the toilet over sty
They slid down knots and twists of silk bed sheets
Alarm is only sounded now to stir
A king no more and under cloud of blame
Hes guessed in Fiver Forest free at large
Sol Vampire Adeline
His former majesty strikes desperate
No value might he hold in Vampires minds
Minion
Pray tell why you yourself imprisoned arent
Sol Vampire Adeline
Since not one word spoke I for or against--
It sure signs from god Vulcan vampires rise
We waited patiently till now to spring
Eznorb
And typically Vulcan stays aloof
Jester Bobo
He slaves away at furnace sleeves rolled up
Eznorb
Deus ex machina meddling not his thing
Jester Bobo
The crack of doom expands more hes no fuss
If Vulcans lame well limp along in sync
Then let me chant Vulcanias daily prayer
Chants
To prosper one must sacrifice
As Vulcan did his limp a tic
By product side effect makes sick
Hail Vulcans anvil forge and vice
The hammer smacks the tongs keep hold
Iron silver nickel platinum and gold
End of Act 1
Act 2 Scene 1
A castle Aur keep balcony
Approach Sol Vampire Adeline and minion
Sol Vampire Adeline
May Vulcan beam health over you this day
Minion
I wish you no less tidings worry me
Old Eznorb has escaped his gilded cage
With Jester Bobo company hes flown
The turnkey Clown was choked to death it looks
Sol Vampire Adeline
Is that for real? Do my ears such things hear?
Minion
Its gossip from reliable sources tapped
Sol Vampire Adeline
How went that prisoners escape in fact?
Minion
He swung ajar the toilet over sty
They slid down knots and twists of silk bed sheets
Alarm is only sounded now to stir
A king no more and under cloud of blame
Hes guessed in Fiver Forest free at large
Sol Vampire Adeline
His former majesty strikes desperate
No value might he hold in Vampires minds
Minion
Pray tell why you yourself imprisoned arent
Sol Vampire Adeline
Since not one word spoke I for or against--
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