a study toward sonnet #556 by FisherKingKQJ
Agreed: it's wicked to be slagged faghag,
Considered some second class citizen;
But often, I like playing up as one dag
Without going stone cold on hetero men.
From men you can learn the torture of zen,
And barricade yourself with dear gay males;
If you can't find a partner who's a ten,
A shopping spree companion never fails.
Engrossed by your chitchat about what ails,
He's nattily dressed plus perfectly groomed,
Collected where a red-blooded male flails,
His ego to sharp company subsumed.
To your speed dial you add another poof,
Erase a man-eating girlfriend now spoof.
(Chorus)
To your speed dial you add another poof. SPADES
To your speed dial you add another homo. CLUBS
To your speed dial you add another queer. DIAMONDS
[Autocube3 - autocue for 3d interactive movies.]
{Corrected for typeset 7/12/05.}