kqj's recipes for medieval ice cream, sherbet and sorbet

mashed potato

potato milk

watered wine

mint nectar

dessicated sugar beet

oatmeal and pixie birch sawdust pancake baked

the blocks of ice are faerried down viaducts from the alps and broken inside Lady Luck's tapestry bags

Revised sonnet #168

Our future set I strained to snare a share

The paltry profits pooled as common loot

Id scored him when I wore a sexy suit

I bought his art its city savoir faire

His latest portrait knifed till past repair

He kicked the bas reliefs enforced the boot

His standards silly still unmatched and moot

I swung to save he grimaced dont you dare

Art student barely legal little coy

His secret mistress more than passing whim

The camera obscura box their joy

They printed perfect paint on sack and scrim

I want to leave him yet I love his work

He hates himself a most endearing quirk

Chorus work endeavour oeuvre

 

Revised sonnet #167

I was obsessed he won it was a rout

My fiancee firm in finance whom I chose

He random source of sage advice in woes

I loved a pal in dough a pal in doubt

Im not one whod just flout the fashion out

Initial kiss on nudge of nose on nose

I sensed my blinking lids asudden close

My fiancee never clumsy not about

He cussed and cursed and cut to certain size

He seemed to savour folk in rotten luck

His remedy a full on lurching ruck

He self anonymised to worldly wise

Alas a stranger first his inner self Id never learn

My fiancee not a fool to crash or burn

Chorus learn discover read 

Revised sonnet #166

She cued the cut and fit the bandage flush

I was in luck or love I wasnt woke

She fixed a man in blue eyes beyond a joke

She couldve kissed it better lowered lips lush

The husband human how Id keep things hush

She might initiate petting promise poke

Sick branch I doctored saw in bark off broke

I hadnt tarred to trunk the price of rush

She lined the barca lounger by the pool

She wore a red scarf knotted neat at neck

The bulbous blue bikini rigged to rule

Its massive mammaries yet kept in check

I figured her brave babe brazilian wax

And lurched off ladder landing next to axe

Chorus wax balmumu cera

Revised sonnet #165

It proved unclear to me a precedent

He gave to me a white wax wrap of flowers

At first I read them error mood unmeant

His wife had wads of charm or magic powers

As if a former flame he came off gent

How sweet is love at first it slowly sours

I mused on sniff of flowers I might relent

His looks of love outnumbered levelled lours

A cool white wine warmed warp in cheeks till bloom

As if the white of mountain edelweiss

Our hungry lips unhinged in kiss of ice

I felt our lust all commonsense subsume

Asleep the children down the stairs a bore

Im but a model nanny mums ignore

Chorus bore drag yawn

Revised sonnet #164

He kept on kissing me he couldnt stop

It flattered me I wasnt forced upon

Another giddy moment others gone

The futon flattened fornicators prop

Across the duvets we inclined at drop

The lamp light low across vague ripples shone

The bra undone out boobs I loosed to flop

He licked each nipple stiff as big bon bon

Home she arrived too early from her work

And caught us fornicating cussed us cheats

I nanny ninny blushed as perk at quirk

The complement her perfect plaits and pleats

Her mum unwell had nominated me

As stand in nanny if I found time free

Chorus me me me

Revised sonnet #163

In Onehunga car park public gents

Its me and missus screwing upon a wall

I once a maggot worked the hospital

I writhed in wounds I aided accidents

You poo and pee and peep us from your stall

Yes loose your bowels and bladder heave it hence

And wipe your bum youll hit the shopping mall

In pristine shape youll leave us stinky vents

The Asian punter squats above the seat

And seems to ice a massive coffee cake

If floaters froth unflushable Ill eat

The coitus interrupt us missus sake

The cistern smells of Spanish fly or farts

I pin the missus puny private parts

Chorus farts putter scoregge

Revised sonnet #162

I rent a room at old St Josephs lodge

Tobacco pinched off me Ill batter yet

The head of hair and mono brow are jet

That Fungas five foot five a poly podge

The deviled sausage supper serves as stodge

In margarine and curry powder met

The little lolly bags I wont abet

Yes Fungas on tick latest dairy dodge

If Funga plonks a piano huffs a hymn

St Josephs sensible the plaster saint

Of chalky patches pleasant peeled off paint

In Fungas focus brief as bugs and dim

If Funga sells a sun tan lotion spray

I cop a burn that cloudy summer day

Chorus spray aerosol vaporizer

 xfizer sugar pills

vs simple medieval medicine cabinet

willow bark sedative

almonds brain and gut parasite eliminator

crushed daisies mosquito eliminator

and if you've been told bad eye sight is a disease consider books by medieval gentile giants

Rome roam road

Carthage cartage

cartage sat on road then road was all by itself

I was about to say that history is fake but I decided not to.

Revised sonnet #161

You capture me your generous eyes gleam

Im glad to rate as more than cataracts

I come off doppelgangers drawn off dream

I puzzle how the photon stream impacts

Eyes work around all seen seamed seem

They hide the optic nerve in hopping acts

And multipliers the massive numbers deem

Too quickly simulation fitting facts

Ill mull the million shades of gray

I mean to multitask those tasty lips

You are you what is blank in battleships

And what is shade of shade eyed anyway?

Theres liquid light in either ether gaze

Theres something light love like luciferase

Chorus gaze peer scan

Revised sonnet #160

The choice I bide is either bad or worse

I put off chance of casual causal joy

I suffer cruellest luck or karmic curse

I harbour stilted speech I favour ploy

It looks like luck and karma each annoy

If polar opposites if scum and dregs

Theyve haunted me too much as man and boy

The epilogue a brilliant answer eggs

A daemon free or else a demon chained

Is she I wonder which the while Im catching cuss

I feel its customized I like the fuss

I want to cuss at her yet not act pained

Is she through lottery the savaged soul?

Is she through luxury the damaged doll?

Chorus soul animus quintessence

Revised sonnet #159

I met you by and by in happenstance

You were a perfect party specimen

It didnt matter come to where or when

I made eye contact first I snatched the chance

You blinked at me I felt the flash of glance

I joined the socializing circles venn

I found in heart I had to have that hen

The number slower I patterned prance on dance

Yes were a match as clumsy couples go

I score a wobbly move on womans whim

In coordination bungle body blow

The other dancers clued up pseudo prim

Among the paired off dancers we were worst

Essentially in number self immersed

Chorus worst ergste verst

Revised sonnet #158

Show of shyness rigged your signs visceral

Face in fluster blushing pink and crinkling 

Hunch of me in mind you short of feral

Watching what Ive said I gain an inkling

My vague face a minor mirror wrinkling

Undermines your magnified emotion

Suns or stars in eyes yours take to twinkling

Mine empathic blink their milder notion

Luciferase lantern lightning lotion

Lets you hunt the obvious conquer crazy

Host your prey the speculations hazy

Once theyve delved deep down the odds on ocean

Luminescent fish effective creatures

Sun unwanted white and burning features

Chorus creatures animals organisms

Revised sonnet #157

I headed back to beach in fastest strokes

Instinctively I quit him feelings flipped

I didnt dig his dirty little jokes

I was as beautiful Id kindly quipped

His laughter lure to laughter meant to coax

I gave up giggles known to be tight lipped

I meant to meet the memorable folks

They shaved their private parts and skinny dipped

Theme park that Mission Bay imported sand

The ballast bridge of British Empire boats

And safe as houses not as fine or grand

I swam on beyond the bouys and marker floats

He was a far off knob he bobbed about

Trod water waved at me I sent him pout

Chorus about nigh roughly

Revised sonnet #156

The happy ever after stuff I heed

You look a little sad in photograph

I note myself upset unmet in need

The perfect couples cuddle stroke and laugh

Theyre quasi fiction figures kind of naff

Theyre far too kind and public come to deed

Theyd fumble first theyd fondle next as wed

Theyd mirror moments down to gaffe on gaffe

I wonder whether well accept as rut

The dawn and dusk a stretch on metal clock

I guess at criticism in scuttlebutt

Unfiltered realism much too much a shock

Our clumsy smooches speak of start of art

Exonerate the fine affair of heart

Chorus art skill technique

Revised sonnet #155

He was invasive vehement and crude

He dissed my brother whod just wound up dead

I grieved my brother bottomless tears shed

I grieved the sibling rivalry and feud

His gestures large his gazes low and lewd

I must admit he was a stud in bed

A psychic soul in dirty mind I read

A father figure somehow karma skewed

Nonsexual stuff the physical assault

Our furious father drew the line at rapes

He self anonymised the jackanapes

He struck us crooked like a lightning bolt

If ired I chuck the closest crockery

Its what we want in mutual mockery

Chorus - crockery earthenware porcelain

Revised sonnet #154

I swear Im gaoled inside this realm of dead 

Higher selves the scopes I scale I can escape

If smallest nesting doll I ape to ape

At pains the smallest piece of me is shed

The pinhole cameras to thought too wed

I find I bulge at bruise I scab at scrape

I mind too much a homicide or rape

I pity victims picture pain I dread

A social system based upon abuse

Endorphin dopamine adrenalin are dropped

In drama rigged as rush then quickly shopped

You blow up big you bust a figured fuse

The neighbour nesting doll you sit in selves

I zoom in zealous my heart further delves

Chorus - selves save sebe

Revised sonnet #153

I had the heaviest crush upon this boy

It went against the grain the commonsense

I wanted him a distance off of hence

I wasnt vulgar when it came to joy

In company I posed as cool and coy

And he approved that regal reticence

I squashed and obfuscated evidence

Of love I wouldnt notably annoy

I love all folk I meet though from afar

Up close I know Ill naively notice cracks

Id rather sidestep stuff a person lacks

Especially those such as he at par

Eye corners occupied a boy is watched

It satisfies in circumstance unbotched

Chorus watched observed viewed

Revised sonnet #152

A squash of springs a judder down a jolt

As we aligned and smooched along the couch

A possible experience one youd vouch

I was too pretty pretty much at fault

I fondled short of physical assault

I worried much if hed yell out odd ouch

I planted him in front of nether pouch

I splashed in spermicide a single malt

I was the business and beautiful

The hair and halter collar wedding one

The lipstick saucy swell as setting sun

I was the dominant yet dutiful

I mesmerized a fancy friend of friend

I sparked a jolt of fun thats that the end

Chorus - friend crony pal