White Witch
The hatch is stuck in hollowed oak trunk near
Protected by barn owls who nest above
Eznorb
I never thought my pa was cowardly bent
My propaganda doesnt cover flight
It might explain his absenteeism as sire
He championed cambered towers shaped sapper proof
Instead of square and straight what subterfuge
Vampire Knight Haemo
This fact substantially amends our plot
We were to soften castle stone walls up
With peat and branches blazing hot and flush
Aboard four barges moored in moat as one
Next vinegar upon them spray to crack
We might not need a stealthy vampire squad
Jester Bobo
I love illuminated tomes by monks
I dont know why I bothered going to school
The esoteric guessing games grabbed me
The chemical prescription looks like fun
It shows a huge flying lizard gliding down
And biting slyly some old peasants heel
Here feverishly he consults a quack
The quack accepts the lizards tongue as flame
A flicking tongue of fever sweat on brow
The quack sticks leeches down the shins and draws
The lizard eats combustible peat bog
No poison from glands sickens just bad breath
Pixie Vanil
Are you not such a foul mouth pranking masques?
Jester Bobo
Just foam it back up little Pixie bitch
Eznorb
Ignore that dog ear find another one
Inducted coma recipe seek out
Jester Bobo
More leeches giant snail bloated leeches leech
White Witch
King Nephilim the nineteenth I think
I know a thousand spells from memory
A further thousand referenced by tomes
Vampire Knight Haemo
He was entombed and buried yet alive
He sucked air down a long straw like tube days
He pulled a string attached to bells long last
Asphyxiation the mental purgative
Gave him a blinkered focus absent prior
White Witch
Ill plug a pine tar ball upon tube tip
A metal maid Ill turn sarcophagus
If Eznorb suffocates by water clock--

Vampire Knight Haemo
You wont just view them etched in metal plates
Theyre standard pendant emblems theyre wax seals
The vacuum left by Eznorb well fill ours
Capped off by viper images on shields
We celebrate for healing spit we bank
Their instant coagulant great medicine
And local squires will serve as our blood banks
Those healthy will reimburse community
Sol Vampire Abigail
Apart from Harry Harriet freaks like him
By fluke and circumstance immune to plague
The urban situation is looking bad
For trouble taken helping sickly souls
They tarred and feathered me those boys they spared
My head from damage can you help the rest?
White Witch
My bathing cauldron stands behind that screen
You unexpected guests obstructed plans
My afternoon regime of beautifying
The water tepid now yet viable soak
An olive oil soap bar will suds you clean
Your tar and feathers will just melt away
Sol Vampire Abigail
I thank you Lady Lethe youre far too kind
Jester Bobo
Had cataclysms gone differently here
King Eznorb might be zombified in yoke
With his beloved sealed in metal maids
In sweetest his and hers of afterlife
Eznorb
Lazarus was a commoner dead end
You must have antediluvian spell books
Exemplifying some resurrected royals
White Witch
Ive got a tome of Nephil pictograms
They could hold keys around the narrative
The trance of hoodoo demons isnt me
Yes I could hash a spell nought fancy though
Before we undertake the royal rebirth
I want a ratification of terms
My slice of vampire plotted palace coup
Eznorb
This willow bark tea has cleared my sad mind
White Witch whatever terms you lay on us
White Witch
Another candied pear folks help yourself
The candied almonds cure an itchy bum
Jester Bobo
Dont mind if I do Lady Lethe thanks ton
White Witch
I want two representatives at court
Two Pixie bubble pipes in realm all times
In castle via the tunnel theyll appear
Vampire Knight Haemo
What tunnels that? Am I the last to know?--

Sol Vampire Abigail
Ive got a smattering of ancient tongues
Is your carved epitaph Atlantean style?
White Witch
You read from bottom up the columns cut
They track straight just like bubbles from fish mouth
My name in Vulcan speech is Lady Lethe
Where Eznorbs castle looms a palace shone
Built over water spring the very same
If anything the motte was larger size
I lived there once in Golden Age of Folk
There was no moon the Earth untilted thrived
All seasons were one season endless spring
The mildest breeze was rich in oxygen
Which filled our minds with super brilliant thoughts
The fruits and vegetables grew with speed
The north pole pointed up at Saturn straight
The night was lit by Saturn like the day
No wicked succubus false memories
Were parked in folk dreams temporarily
The nightly revels had free energy
And Saturn cosmic megaphone cast out
Its nondirectional vibe harmony
Through rings of basest frequency scarce heard
Should Vulcans cataclysm engulf this lodge
The lid Id pull back over me and sleep
In liquid peace till aeon passed me again
Eznorb
Youve done a coma earlier than that then
White Witch
Yes only Saturn shone then day and night
There was no Sol at perpendicular
A wooden villa straddled water spring
Above the forest clouds on self same mount
The folk ate fallen fruit and nuts nil else
They made their clothes from autumn leaves cast off
Vampire Knight Haemo
The ugly mask adorning wall is what?
White Witch
I wear the mask while brewing hot chemicals
Protecting face especially the eyes
Two emerald coins serve as spectacles
Its moulded from sap tapped from rubber trees
Yes even boiling water makes me scared
The skin might wrinkle like a prune exposed
Too long the phony aging set in stiff
Let me ask Vampire Knight as quid pro quo
What do the vipers bats and leeches symbolise?--

Eznorb
Your Pixie dust is legendary stuff
But will not pepper pinches blind a crook?
Pixie Pep
Ive ruined the eyes and ears of terrier dogs
Whove bitten childrens faces loose in parks
Flicked vigilante pixie pepper dust
Jester Bobo
I take with pinch of salt the pixie dust
Retrousse your pixie nose acquired its taste
White Witch
Come sit come watch come drink warm willow bark
Come sip what soothes away effect and cause
Come sip the sap and meditate on life
Vampire Knight Haemo
This whistle summons faithful bats it squeals
I have trained short tailed bats as youve done owls
The house trained guest I wont incite a flap
I dont want prophecy or wisdom spelled
You must have skill in zombification
Eznorb
Dont look at me like that Im all for it
Ive changed when change appeared required before
A resurrection isnt radical
Its softest answer facing reality
Did not a crew of miners lever you
From liquid sealed in white sarcophagus?
Did they not find you while they scraped at coal?
Jester Bobo
Shes nineteen going on ninety thousand years
White Witch
Upon sarcophagus in tidy rows
Distilled fir maple birch and willow sap
As spirits bottled fifty proof or more--

Theyll go to someone less reputable
Jester Bobo
The facial features though symmetrical
Arent cute in sum add up less than their parts
Hes Pixie snipped off nose and baby eyes
White Witch My Pixies tap the native trees for sap
Theyll be back soon from chores this boys new
Hes got the fetal spirit symptoms bad
Of course his mother boozed in pregnancy
Pixie Pep
Youll make lovely mother lucky babes
Jester Bobo
Whats your name Pixie if not ladyboy?
Pixie Pep
Im Egabalus should you know me well
Jester Bobo
You look more like a Tucker from the sticks
Pixie Pep
Go frack yourself youre unintentional
Eznorb
When child I saw a Pixie peep the once
She puffed and foamed an acorn bubble pipe
Then hid her head again behind a trunk
In fear of ridicule I kept it mum
Sol Vampire Abigail
What brew is he now lapping from that cup?
White Witch
Its brawlers strontium mixed with willow bark
Bone builder laced with painkiller stirred one
Pixie Pep
I stand my ground Im versed in fisticuffs
Sol Vampire Abigail
Our callings overlap Ive much to learn
Eznorb
You look inanely calm at window sill
White Witch volcanoes billow shall engulf
Theres more to him than fancy fanny pack
White Witch
He gave me four green gold coins wheres the harm?
Pixie Pep
If I desire a female curvature
Of spine an s curve Ill spend hard earned cash
Tough out a corset fuse discs down lower back
Deluxe bug out kit my hemp fanny pack
Pouch number one holds silver iodide dust
A pinch I throw at forest mist starts rain
Its instant shower I wash myself clean
Pouch two holds saffron worth its weight in gold
Pouch three holds dehydrated pinot wine
Pouch four holds pepper self defense in mind--

Revised sonnet #1333

The sunflower florets funnel like look fun
The yellow flames around a core black char
They hint black holes exist inside a star
In composite of ray and disc bunch one
And if a spaceship screws at such a sun
Black holes behave as knots theyre granular
That spaceship swirls their warp and woof ajar
In mirrored stems it sinks impedance none
The spaceship slides from mirror sunflower head
It visits parallel type universe
There funnelled cells in solar power immerse
There queen of hearts through periscope is read
An open secret suit and lens and flower
Of shallower value sands in glass of hour
Chorus flower fleur flor

White Witch
My head wont be turned by the pretty boys
Eznorb
Misread the Cupid figure fixed to door
Is he Pelasgian start of his career?
White Witch
A sprite no god of pharmaceuticals
Jester Bobo
His aphrodisiacs olive oil and loaf
Eznorb
And do you know that Black Witch passingly?
White Witch
We were in childhood friends we parted ways
Her baby teeth fell out same time as mine
The front teeth missing were such ugliness
A temporary flaw yet she rebelled
Entrenched mouth breather just to spite her ma
Her adult teeth grew crooked covered lips
Lower mandible hers withered weak and short
By germs and fungus airborne dust of roads
Her pa warned her off picking snot from nose
Its hooked and bulbous ugly consequence
I wince to look at her in sympathy
Eznorb
Your lodge is different I wonder what
Has changed I know the black and white floor tiles
Are smaller sized they look brand spanking new
White Witch
Some cauldron chemicals I couldnt buff
They were a decade old by waterclock
I set by equinox and solstice true
Jester Bobo
Two metal maidens King Tut would tsk tsk
If poisoned slowly like Tut best keep mum
I swear I saw them first in castle Aur
While trowelling almond baits on pipes for rats
Those were the central dungeon torture tools
Eznorb
They were much out of favour long unused
A string of snitches terminally ill
With nought to lose divulged their enemies
White Witch
I thank you heaps for generosity
The spikes I clipped and bossed till gilded buds
The metal maidens acupressure box
The breathing tubes are wider longer too
Vampire Knight Haemo
That fellows moaning which I sort of like
Eznorb
Such corset worn could squeeze poo out one end
And vomit out the other hard bolt twist
White Witch
Hes voluntary rest assured dear guests
Compulsives force themselves on me at times
The Black Witch card they pull out on me else
If I dont modify their spines for style--

Eznorb
The White Witch has the tiniest carbon print
Plainspoken she is fetching too if stared
Ive bought her chemicals as curative
In person rarely often sent through post
Jester Bobo
Ive sniffed and gargled any package sent

Chants
As vintners water down their wine
As wizards hide their girth in style
As painters snort at turpentine
As pickpockets rub off on marks
As bankers put gold teeth on file
As whores meet clients in empty parks

The end of realm in cataclysm skews fair

Eznorb
My brother Revlis great hail canons boom
The country idyll sky stays blue for now
Here comes the White Witch now to water yams
Jester A lovely pair of hooters hung on wench

Chants
To wit to woo
Hoot whose whos who?

White Witch
In times of trouble come the broken folk
Ive caught a whiff and quake of cataclysm
I welcome Eznorb plus his fellow folk
Excuse the hooting kettles field mice fear
The garden is enchanted by barn owls
Jester Bobo
You supplement the sap with poo and pee
To create your vitamin b after fact
White Witch
I dope at times the surplus calories
Eznorb
You called me Eznorb not king you felt it
White Witch
The church bell code expounds in ringing tunes
The come and go of notable events
Hail canons complement church tower bells
rings
Eznorb
We rather I have come with great request
Vampire Knight Haemo
He means to ask for zombification
A glorification as puppet king
White Witch
Youve got the wrong witch though we can discuss
Come enter my lodge catch your breath and rest
The cityscape is darkly clouded now
The castle towers join its obscurity
It billows outward shall engulf us soon
Vampire Knight Haemo
The vampire clans reject all prophecy
I am in character an optimist
Eznorb
Her gentleness would suit my elder son--

Sol Vampire Abigail
Who wouldnt wipe their bum with closet squares?
And whats left could take printers ink as books
Vampire Knight Haemo
Im biased to Eznorbs side books suffocate
The histories no losers ever write
And diaries skirt in pulp gross turpitude
The realm alive in self correction breathes
Black boards sand boards and horn books elevate
Sol Vampire Abigail
Your sons ignored too often usurped you
Which son is handsomer I cant define
I only wish Id grown to know them well
If only Vulcan tipped the waterclock
We minded manners side by side as youths
We play fought just for exercise as kids
We acted Kings and Queen at Castle Birch
The wooden castle long abandoned ruin
Eznorb
Weve reached the White Witch Lodge perimeter
The spiral yams in Pixie poo and pee
Require acclimatization my pals
For vitamin b she needs no raw meat
Vampire Knight Haemo
Its time we voted whether we consult
For guidance White Witch gorgeous sweet and fun
Or rival Black Witch ugly cruel and dour
All those in White Witch favour raise your hands
Jester Bobo
The White Witch wins hands up straw poll so rigged
I shouldve mercy voted sad Black Witch
The germs and acid airborne shrunk lower jaw
Mouth breathing made her ugly sheer choice hers
The overbite and crooked teeth a style
Sol Vampire Abigail
The Black Witch would impart a thing or three
For instance how to blind mice and deafen bats
She doesnt have these birch and maple trees
Of early spring bark spigots dripping down
The sap and slowly filling stakes flush pails
Sol vampires such as I survive on sap
This dab of finger licked in ecstasy
Tapped birches maples firs and willows here
Ill hug and hug as theyre so magical--

Hell change clothes four times daily then sponge down
His wheezing laundries turn blue rivers brown
Eznorb
Old news my diplomats liaise his malaise
We sell them bandages at barge pole length
Sol Vampire Abigail
Our mint and sorghum bandages the best
Vampire Knight Haemo
A chief no king sick bogs his fiefdom are
His veins push larvae loaded lethargy
His wife is twice his size and pointy nosed
Dimorphic bitch mosquito love bites hers
She apes Queen Nefertitis ant mound mind
They never learnt to swim they live to drown
Eznorb
All equal running water plumbed transcends
We salvaged water closets Carthage styled
The public baths I cleared of peeping toms
Jester Bobo
The bidet tickles buttocks good clean fun

Approach Bounty Hunter

Bounty Hunter
Fine morrow pal I hunt the former king
A bounty six gold bricks I aim to claim
Hes wanted live or dead for treachery
Hes been a fugitive at least an hour
Jester Bobo
I wish you luck I havent seen him here
Bounty Hunter
I saw his jester Bobo once on stage
You look a smaller version duller dressed
Jester Bobo
Im flattered much but no Im large as life
Bounty Hunter
That Bobo juggled wooden cutlasses
He swallowed poniard whole the head leant back
His jokes concerned street bowls a tedious game
Myself an expert arm in paddle court
Jester Bobo
No worldly adulation follows me
I worship Parasito god of stars
In so doing siphon sunshine selfishly
As parasite and acolyte unite
Ive woken from consuming higher life forms
The plants whore male and female sexually
They talk through scent they shrink from source of pain
Thus fruit makes me a mule of guilt edged seeds
Bounty Hunter
Ive vetted scrawny hermit monks before
Obsessed you are with ancient olive trees
Predating Nimrods Babel air your meal
I must press forward thanks for nothing pal

Depart Bounty Hunter

Eznorb
He swaggers like a phony gladiator
The net and pike are clenched in either hand
I could throw basalt rocks down on him now
The bounty placed on me just six gold bricks
Sol Vampire Abigail
You knocked back twice your sons petitioning
For hemp production called it nuisance weed
Eznorb
And did not hemp grow rampant during trials?
Jester Bobo
I bulk up my tobacco scraps with hemp and hay--

Act 3 Scene 9

Eznorb
Can you see anything up on that branch?
Jester Bobo
The White Witch Lodge by rule of smudging thumb
The very frame of rural bliss I scan
A cloudless sky a smoking chimney stack
Im stuck up here you scaredy cats in mist
Eznorb
Then land upon feet break your ankles just
Sol Vampire Abigail
Translated into luvvie crack a leg
Eznorb
That pumice thumping down and close as close
It troubles me that nervous folk in fear
Of Vulcan might themselves chuck down his vents
Propitiate such a vicious god as he
Jester
To poo and pee the same time given choice
The White Witch doesnt ever shes in tune
With nature always counting calories
Her waste mist off breath and sweat off skin
Eznorb
Her sheets of hemp have revolutionised
I sealed the hemp rump wipe concession hers
My savvy sons want her to mass produce
I think her magic should rise stage by stage
Jester Bobo
The Black Witch generates farts pees and poos
Whenever she wants however she decides
Eznorb
Are you saying youve met the stinking Black Witch?
Jester Bobo
Im saying I boast a head two arms two legs
And torso touched by her great intellect
Vampire Knight Haemo
You poop from mouth you channel jellyfish

Jester chants
He who has a heavy brain
Shall grow wan in winter tan
Hell flick off snow show elan
Sleet and ice down alpine lane

Vampire Knight
King Mummerius refused to make alliance
With Vampire hordes claimed us too loose at first
Claimed Eznorbs realm too flammable at last
Instead we work your civil war to ends
Youll be installed our ceremonial king
Alls fine since we despise King Mummerius
For years concerning not least fashion style
I wear an inner smock of chinchona
This flask of quinine potion bitter taste
Repels mosquitoes kills their parasites
King Mummerius malaria yellowed skin
Can keep his southernmost infested bogs--

Act 3 Scene 8

Sol Vampire Adeline
I met the Black Witch near the sally port
I bought pure water kept in crystal vial
I kept her ignorant of my dark plan
She didnt seem that interested too
A father daughter intimate event
At our redoubt north east of Castle Aur
I first contrived I lead him about his vault of jewels
Enthused their glitter under candlelight
Since drunk in ale I helped him get in bed
And just before he snoozed off peacefully
I dripped pure water drops upon his closed lids
As drunkards eyes show often bloodshot whites
As dehydration takes a hold on them
That water purified drained off live cells
Hes blind in medical terms silhouettes notes
Ill guide him thus around his palaces
That Ive converted into hospitals
And sanctuaries of plague infected plebs
The medicine preventative Ill preach
The quackery restorative Ill prove
Philosophy of sanitations triumph
Reflection is far more than twiddling thumbs--

They shied and slid they didnt hold their ground
Eznorb
Aggressive reptiles are a Black Witch thing
Id wear an ankle holstered knife all day
If thunderbirds roamed the realm as yore
And loomed above folk toothless though they were
If pecked in tantrum out of character
The once then that once far too often stands
Vampire Knight  Haemo
Breathe deep your papa hunted them extinct
And only accidentally destroyed
The lunatics and rustlers forest clad
No opportunist cannibal was he
Eznorb
And did you know my papa passing well?
Vampire Knight Haemo
Yes your grand papa too last century
Eznorb Thats give or take a thousand years you did
The calendar of Scalliwag observed

Jester Bobo chants
If fingers throb swell then turn black
Youve winced sharp fangs of snake attack
If fingers throb swell keep their hue
They drop off winter cold their cue
Krait cobra viper mad
Brown taipan simply sad
Arent charmed by bagpipe lad

As misery loves company I love
You fellows following suit the deuces pips

Act 3 Scene 7

Vampire Mercenary 1
To my liege please this long tailed bat post pass
The Vampire troop of Gall has set foot here
Their number small their aim to terrorise
Prince Alan
If plebs should see us panic end is writ
You mercenaries will remove that bud
Prince Alfred
Ive never cared for worldly Vampire kind
They stir the water cackle loud and smug
Their dress code bright as skin of poison frogs
Vampire Mercenary 2
Your papa once indifferent to them
Now favours them and keeps such company
The Vampire Haemo self absorbed his pal
Prince Alfred
Ive sworn the Oath of Realm I cant just kill
Vampire Mercenary 1
You can fall back on claim of self defense
Prince Alan
You mentioned earlier set of booby trap
A stake trench thatched then decked in fools gold flakes
Sounds leisurely though Id consider it--

Ill sling the sharpest shard between his eyes

Jester Bobo chants
Till her male bed bug pricks her slash
The female bed bug has no gash
Their spittle staves off crusty scab
Red dots they leave mistaken crab
Who creams their pants at witching hour
To bed bugs gives up dreams and power

Sol Vampire Abigail
Thats so depressing dont you know fun chants?
Jester Bobo
I know a bit of sunny vampire chant

Chants
Pigs blood and barley groat you stuff
In scrubbed clean pig gut tie off tough
Black puddings need an over fry
Theyre crisp as scabs and dry as dry

Black puddings would take energy to make
You lose weight quick again your pants fall down
You go up one belt notch and down one size
The vicious cycle slimming folk approve
Eznorb
Arent you plain lucky testing safe my food?
White pudding made of olive oil soaked groat
Forced into moist hemp casing knotted plump
Ive favoured lately dish exemplary
Jester Bobo
Your former majesty I dont sweat it
Nought wrong with almond dust as seasoning
Eznorb
Id rather not acquire worms though at all
Vampire Knight Haemo
Perfectionist chefs might drip down from brow
Blood sweated they might change white pudding black
Ive got my coagulant emulsified
A jellifying fluid ounce of vipers spit
In thermal double walled jar on my belt
If ruined by heat I can yet drain a squire

Jester Bobo chants
The cow sweats snake spit they part ways
She staggers down her path in daze
She shivers firm in venom grip
The cow shakes off what seemed a nip

Eznorb
A lucky symbiosis between the snake and cow
Jester Bobo
Red pudding sounds like just dessert to me
Fresh jellied blood of piglet struck by snake
Such thwarts a sow whose Chronos cannibal
Sol Vampire Abigail
Ive seen slow worms and adders hereabout--

Vampire Knight Haemo
The creak and clack of iron balls over bricks
By shackled ankles that peace would ruin ears
Our flittermice would flee in squealing droves
Eznorb
Less said about the Black Witch better vibe
Her far north estuary isle Agomorrh
Is host to moral turpitude at scale
In necrophilia bestiality melds
Jester Bobo
In Sodoms shadow furry consciousness
Harry Harriet
The Black Witch drip fed gruel when none else cared
Sol Vampire Abigail
Ive heard in coral towers she creates weird stock
Thats centaurs chimera and demigoats
Induces flu to squelch immunity
Then forces sickly beasts to copulate
Creates hybrids from such interspecies sex
Harry Harriet
In winter chill she breeds them man and beast
Theyre chained to walls through snow sleet and hail
In oblong roofless huts of mud bricks made
Where copulation keeps them warm at night
Jester Bobo
Along the border far north warning signs
No trespass centaurs speared or stoned at sight
You pedal propaganda far and near
Though inadvertently promote Black Witch
I test exclusive food of majesty
Im socially obliged to condescend
Poor thing do those bed bug bites ring your neck?
Harry Harriet
Indeed as if ring barked here I stand doomed
My head will drop off any moment now
Vampire Knight Haemo
Arent those pink marks then your fresh skin new grown?
Harry Harriet
I got a touch of plague and shook it off
A day before I quit the cityscape
I writhed in hay I sweat the sickness off
Vampire Knight Haemo
Youre one in million sought for vampire thirst
Immortal demigod of sponging beasts
Are those love bites your shoulder blades show?
Harry Harriet
Indeed the Black Witch took bull shark pup form
One blue moon while I swam across neap tide
Keep hands off me you pallid parasite
Your eyeballs speak of filthy consequences
At low tide will I plod silt back to isle
This Viking crystal pulls light points way
Eznorb Confused soul I wish I could polarise

Approach goatherd

Goatherd Gary
That Harry Harriet please warn him off
He wont be rustling mountain goats from me--

The White Witch who can fix this malady
Jester Bobo
I think I know that malady Ill chant

Chants
The boa has no ear come to charms
His gentle squeeze sets off alarms

Eznorb
I can sex her just by the cameltoe
I shouldve hooked her up with elder son
Bring tourniquet and squeeze me slowly dead
Bit by bit leg there hand here amputate
Too late for me to die in sleep at peace
Vampire Knight Haemo
Pale maiden lead the way to your White Witch
Jester Bobo
Did you feel that? Quakes make me tremulous

Approach Harry Harriet in braided bra and thong made of human hair his

Harry Harriet
My fellow travellers through life knock knock
Jester Bobo
Whos anywhere near? who calls back door rear?
Harry Harriet
A mountain valley echo kind of queer
Eznorb
Im baffled by those massive hairy tits
The braided cups and thong slur modesty
A diabolical visa from abroad
Harry Harriet
The Black Witch took to me when none else would
Till then I robbed a knackers yard distraught
I ate the scraps none else would private parts
Of cows and bullocks desperate I was
Jester Bobo
Im sorry hairy tits to interject
At no time did I see you sneak inside
Appendixios all welcome knackers yard
Where carcases are divvied orderly
The testicals and uterus apart
Dont lambs fry have a discount sell by date?
Harry Harriet
Look I was getting there before you barged
Jester Bobo
Junk yards and knackers yards enforce dress codes
I bet you got your offal just down stream
Those crooks mince rabbit rat and cat road kill
And pass off tenderised rats gonads goats
Harry Harriet
A marinaded beats a tenderised
Leave off road kill thats drowned in walnut sauce
I was a bullys victim my escape
The vagrant life and peaceful countryside
Jester Bobo
His majesty deeply misunderstood
That every denizen in ball and chain
On civvy street would curb the bullies there
Though bullies numbered less than one per cent
Eznorb
I couldnt swat at flies all afternoon
Vampire Knight Haemo
Strange thing you mustve uttered sacrilege
The realm is Vulcan territory yet
Harry Harriet
I made a thong and bra from my own hair
My own the buttons clips of fingernails
I used the ready made sharp stones I found
Sol Vampire Abigail
A Vulcan fundamentalist Id guess
Eznorb
I pardon your religious sect for now
Harry Harriet
Let me kiss your big toes your majesty
Your face on green gold coins and rightly so
Jester Bobo
He tumbles over his own beard for it
Harry Harriet To you thanks I fish signal crays for meals
I pull black sand from local river curves
With magnet strung from rod then pan out gold
King Eznorb made me self sufficient tramp--

revised sonnet #1334

I wished the weather matched the moods a storm
The second when I stormed out quit that girl
The sky tapped her it offered one white whirl
Of nimbus cloud on backdrop blue in form
The sunshine shy at noon in winter warm
I sweat in stroll of metal camber curl
Of One Tree Hill there fears of heart unfurl
And shrink to nil unaired theyre native norm
The rocks of lime look like old statuesque bones
The cars zip over rust tinged grids in road
The leaves upon trees lisp in mummer code
The paddock posts if leaned at give out groans
Ive severed rationale Im strung along
Appropriate feelings hers then mine just wrong
Chorus along langs lungo

Eznorb
I meant to rid the realm of envied scions
A sibling rivalry leaves mental scars
I love to death my brother Burning Bush
Hes chosen star fort residence unforced
There he prefers his engineering kit
I ran a pyramid squashed blunt and fair
The living standard rose for all and one
Theres no escaping hierarchies this world
Whats priority except a hierarchy
Vampire Knight Haemo
Seems nothing starts off void of priority
But heres the catch the vampire pyramid
Is scab thick what some leeches call flat line
And whoever slips through cracks is finders ours
Sol Vampire Abigail
Such snakes there are land sea or estuary

Vampire Knight Haemo chants
Show your fangs yellow red or white
You lag your lunge you signal bite
I blow and swing this granite pipe
A slight remove from deadly swipe

Jester Bobo
Say Abigail Id kiss and cluck sweet you
Id dovetail you my coxcomb all a flap
Sol Vampire Abigail
Disgusting Jester Bobo no respect
For maidenhood you ooze sauciness
Why dont you speak me a third person peered
And list my bumps and curves in hearing range
A little task for other androgynes
Jester Bobo
Got me Im all lambs fry and macroclit
Indeed the notches cut upon my belt
Arent representatives of maidens clucked
I have a seesaw count of calories
The broiler stands as chook of cheapest choice
It keeps me locked in karmic cycle yonks
I catch I kill I pluck I gut I carve
All afternoon with hardly else to do
I eat to sweat I sweat to eat I slave
So doing I lose a stone in weight or more
My pants fall down yet I go up a notch
I kill humanely chewy old jungle fowl
Dont fear when youre old Ill be ancient dead
Vampire Knight Haemo
Youre what we vampires call a rooster head
Sol Vampire Abigail
Unlike you Bobo wallowing infantile
Im off to hear my dear old school chum speak--

Ive lost the practice licence wrongly charged
My methods are considered quackery
Jester Bobo
A talking jungle fowl? Not my straight man
Eznorb
Id know that voice if anywhere youre you
That Abigail in tar and feathers dolled
Plague doctor leather beak gives you away
Vampire Knight Haemo 
Your scented breath exhaled is mint and clove
Sol Vampire Abigail
Your sons invoked a little known edict
The tar and feathers matched with exile swift
Eznorb
My dear girl we cross paths in misery
We cant convict my sons in absentia
For treachery beyond city gates ourselves
Sol Vampire Abigail I fancied Alanspouse hed make me laugh
A cataclysm brings out the worst in folk
A price is stuck upon your head realm wide
Theyll hunt you down with axes tongs and spits
Theyll scamper geyser blasts and lava floes
Irrational their fury focus you
Eznorb
Lets reiterate finesse and sleight done me
I was about to abdicate the crown
When they put me beneath rude house arrest
And modified four terms to suit themselves
You tell me Jester why the insolence?
Now out is in up is down back is front
Jester Bobo
The realms a twisted pack of compromise
You shouldve given it a quarter turn
According compass card with bottle top
Instead of equally dividing realm
As north and south it shouldve got a twist
North east and south west just inheritance
Canals dams waterclock towers aquaducts
And stadiums evenly spread far and wide
Your sons promote a sharper pyramid
One arrow head of twin sharp edges made
The younger cleaves to older duke to king--

To farmers market stink of freshest dags
Goatherd Gary
Its that tramp Harry Harriet who flaps
I pity him and his brain parasite
Ill tighten window shutters shut him off
Jester Bobo
His bug out proves a thunderous success
Between worms moles and rabbits dug his niche
Cicada nymphs lose no sleep pushed aside
Goatherd Gary
Your majesty whats mine is yours to use
Eznorb
Mosquito net themed these are humble digs
Harold Harriet
Pad your royal head in pillows plush hay filled
Dont dream a hungry gift horse open mouthed
Your little army is a decent cram
Deny the rumble dead let gravel slide
Myself usurped Id curl up foetus like
Vampire Knight Haemo
That bug out skittle centre front now set
Goatherd Gary
A crashing boulder like that were fast done
Vampire Knight Haemo
King Eznorb shrine in eastern corner built
A portrait has him seated next to wife
The twin throne theme a popular screen print
Jester Bobo
Queen Pompes face staring back from dinner plate
As butter wouldnt melt I neednt sniff
Goatherd  Gary
Egested bean espressos anyone?
Vampire Knight Haemo
Afraid we cant stay time is ticking past
Have you a short cut path to White Witch Lodge?
Eznorb
Ive only visited there spurring steed
Goatherd Gary
Across the hillock down its east side face
Id lay my life down shield your majesty
Your great canals and locks demand no less
Eznorb
Im touched young man deny me when foe call
Well come back this way well recruit you then
Goatherd Gary
Ive got a simple sling Ill turn garotte
Jester Bobo
A tiny sling to keep his pebbles snug

Act 3 Scene 6

Jester Bobo chants
Each tit has got a lung
The latter left unsung
One tit is bigger size
One tit is trannie wise

Approach tarred and feathered plague doctor beak mask wearing Sol Vampire Abigail

Sol Vampire Abigail
Ive been turned into scapegoat Im banned
From city zones behalf of citizens
The plague break out now skips from block to block--