I leapt the razor wire a little fast
And landed wrongly just outside the jail
The broken leg is locked in plaster cast
Improperly employed a parkour scale
I wait upon a patrons post of bail
Ive banked a hundred grand as compo claim
The screws at fault in justice system fail
I walk on crutches less than likely lame
I wondered why the weight of public blame
I turned the tv knob I surfed to news
I saw I played a pawn in media game
A clip of me in cast the suspect screws
The screws ignore a health and safety code
To tv weather girl I say Im owed
Chorus code ordinance statute
