Revised sonnet #264
The judge in wigs a kinky hypocrite
I have to pay a hundred bucks in fine
The charge exposure frame in prudish fit
A boy big boned I only live to dine
The zip undone the blubber bulge viewed mine
I worked it close enough I waddled out
A biddy squealed in shock a spinster sign
Exposure my transgression cancel gout
I huff and sweat a lot in stature stout
The beer and burgers what I love to binge
They fill a space and deaden sense of doubt
I choose a boil up over mental minge
That public loo I used a unisex
Undone in law I felt the muscle flex
Chorus unisex epicene neuter
