Im famously your clever closest friend
You lurk a lovely locked in looking glass
You suffer silent stupid stuff till end
Youd never hurt a soul your feelings pass
Afraid they might abandon me en masse
I nod and smile a lot I chuckle chirp and cheer
I block out sense of words I havent brass
In deaf and dumb Id find a worthy peer
In looking glass you paint you never leer
And people plumb at once just who I am
They side eye me Im sure I persevere
One moment soon Ill stumble sworn a sham
The narcissism two hours takes every day
Yes lovely locked in looking glass okay
Chorus day dag dan
