3 Dimensional Interactive Movies

(Off screen studio of the Wonky Wok cooking show)

Miyu - I have some good news and some bad news, girls.
The good news is that Oja has made a miraculous
recovery. The bad news is that he can't remember
a bit about his previous life as Pehetelo's most
notorious crime boss.
Cindy - Cough cough, a likely story cough cough.
Miyu - You must keep this a secret.
Mindy - I promise that we didn't hear anything.
Miyu - Promise, promise, promise. Toshiro has already
given me the pressure cooker aquarium for our
pearl wedding anniversary.
Cindy - Go on.
Miyu - I've commissioned a little Lecalo drama for
the Electric Eel Bar and Dance on the occasion of
our renewed vow reception. I'm going to spring Oja on
Toshiro as a little pleasant surprise.
Mindy - What role could that eighty five year old baby
possibly play?
Miyu - It's not very demanding. He's a dead deep sea diver
in Suruga Bay, tangled in rotten old fish net and the
remnant of his air hose. Dead man's crabs wearing breathing masks
climb up the netting and nip at his overalls out of curiousity.
Cindy - But can they croon, if I recall my Puj and Lecalo
correctly?
Miyu - Oh yes. As it is proven that fish are full of sounds.
But you see, the twist is it's dolphin.
Mindy - Dolphin is an undeciphered language a hundred times
harder than the Keqepese patois I've mastered.
Miyu - Professor Wakimojo has cracked that rosetta stone. We
have a few cuss words made in bleeps. The rest will fall in place,
just like Egyptian hieroglyphs.
Cindy - Professor Wakimojo is in grief for his shortchanged
research assistant who froze in not so mysterious
circumstances.
Mindy - I don't think he'll be much use.
Miyu - Well, there's good and bad news to come. Professor
Grenouille of Mururoa Atoll University, suspended for having
an affair with a student, has made available his passing
knowledge in fish. While on leave, he has also offered
to quality control your cane toad paste.
Cindy - I've always believed in human rights. The deputies,
following Marie Antoinette's example, should make
amphibian available to the restless ghettos of Paris.
A people's amphibian would stop the ongoing riots
among idle emigree welfare beneficiaries.
Mindy - No more overturned cars set alight and so on.

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