Infomercial break.)
Voiceover -This is a paid presentation on behalf of the
Affordable Dynamite Fishing Co.
Mindy - Hey, I'm Mindy Brown.
Cindy - And I'm Cindy Black. And we're here to present
you with a one time discount offer of a month's free
cane toad flyfish for a limited time only, a no questions
money back on the 31st of the month guarantee.
Mindy - That's right, all you have to do is send some
personal information and all these wonderful cane toad
baits will be on your doorstep postage inclusive in one
week.
Mindy - Just what exactly is a cane toad bait?
Cindy - You've heard of dynamite dolphin fishing.
Mindy - Out of my price range. A chartered factory ship.
No way!
Cindy - But now you can have firecracker cane toad fishing
in your own backyard.
Mindy - Do I really need a holding company registered in
Panama for a bit of fun on the side.
Cindy - That's right. You've seen flying fish land themselves
ahead of flopping porpoises.
Mindy - Those flying fish have got legs.
Cindy - Well, this flying fish fly bait cleverly conceals a
firecracker. Canons for swimming pools, double happies
for spa pools, and tom thumbs for backyard ponds.
Voiceover - Offer for a limited time only. Special conditions
apply.*
*No abos.
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