Your jewellery is gorgeous glass of paste
Ive clicked upon your nape its nickel clasp
The rhinoplasty no expensive waste
You made your beauty better still I grasp
Your voice I value when it offers rasp
On serious subjects far off feckless haste
Your eloquence a quirk at which I gasp
You come off charming clinically chaste
Your sister granted more of natures gifts
The envied center piece of sibling rivalry
I fear in her the flaw of ribaldry
A muddled break of balls it never lifts
You make the most of what youve got a lot
Youre not the dregs if damaged by a dot
Chorus lot mass pile
