Revised sonnet #1474
Impossible to meet you more I deem
Else people will judge me a phony flirt
Else sister mine invites a horrid hurt
I crave your praise Im short of self esteem
Im hung up on your anecdote or meme
Im better looking babe I might just blurt
Instead I clam Im fashionably curt
Youve wasted warmth on her I might just scream
Youre biased to her enormous makeup kit
I keep it subtle void the bulging bag
Youre biased to her gigantic gift of grit
I cut the losses quick on drag on snag
Im going to quit you since you never cringe
I love you wifely even when I whinge
Chorus cringe flinch shrink