A baker's dozen of busted haiku by Toshiro Yakuza
transl. by Nicky-san from Obi Kabu to Blackjack
permission of Nagasaki Hammerhead Vanity Press
broken English- busted Japanese Glossary:
21 = 19
Hand in Busted Hand, Orang Utan and Tiger
A cedar grows roots into cracks of cliffs,
And weathers what hard luck at branches biffs.
Rainforest lays roots flat in fertile soil,
It reaps the weed palm trees of easy oil.
Endangered tiger pixie dust stuffed mule,
Orang utan skips yubitsume rule.
Orang utan who lets mule tiger beg
Is saved from said mule tiger, minus leg.
Poor orang utan, organ grinder,
Once; busted monkey, tail bone reminder.
Wakashu are dregs, with oyabun the scum;
Orang utan must pay his dues, a chum.
Orang utan must sell hot pop rice first
It's kernel, chaff and gluten free, air burst.
The little dodo, dice cube amber clone,
His perch a bonsai tree, he doesn't moan.
(Chorus)
o $10,000,000 clone
o $10,000,000 duplicate
o $10,000,000 reproduction
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