Revised sonnet #180

That Funga she swills sudsy dregs of beer

And Jack the Seagull is our special guest

I find that miser more than little queer

He doesnt fancy Funga he lacks the zest

His shelter dollars prove him more than pest

He sleeps and snores on rug at foot of bed

He rolls us cigarettes and keeps the rest

He boasts a stretched out jersey hoods his head

Im white and Fungas brown I loathe in bred

Im wed to Funga care of common law

Id wear her black t shirt her nanna dead

I suffered dad I never met or saw

That Jack he dumpster dives and saves on food

His bank account has fifty grand accrued

Chorus food nosh victuals

 

Revised sonnet #179

I organised to fun effect forfeit

And lost on purpose poise I knew he knew

It was a bona fide concrete conceit

Id follow fancy and flaunt as such hed view

I dropped a pen in circumstance the clue

I dropped to knees and started phony search

I jiggled boobs and cleavage cued ado

He dropped to knees off knock off chair his perch

Hed never leave a lovely lass in lurch

He dry humped me he bumped on skirted bum

It wasnt sunday school at cosy church

The office cubicle a site of scrum

I like him much I have him horse around

I depilate a pretty pubic mound

Chorus around circa orbit

Revised sonnet #178

A blush and burn on me of cheeks and brow

He forwarded excuses clever chat

A mooch much like the last the last Id vow

I loaned him money sponsored this then that

I fancied fixing folk Id swipe off scat

I reckoned rightly laziness his fault

Id gotten greater focus from a gnat

I sort of feared a physical assault

A leopards spots if loyal endure the moult

He borrowed more to pay off previous debt

I played his piggy bank it was a jolt

To learn he wasnt finished losing yet

His gaze enchanted me its cleverness

A fire I thought through though as ever less

Chorus cleverness acuity intelligence

Revised sonnet #177

A Saturnine and double dipping world

That sets a man in circumstance to fail

The macho mirth allows abuses hurled

In schadenfreude expect a pal to ail

A cop escorts a drifter back to jail

The quota points expand a Xmas gift

A politician plugs a public asset sale

And seizes slice of action total thrift

A parent rolls out generation rift

The child a juvenile and less than nice

A landlord leaves off maintenance old shrift

The mould is stable plus or minus mice

The world is full of fools they really rile

I put off pain if sent your savvy smile

Chorus rile bother vex

Revised sonnet #176

Three large toots on horn jolted me alert

I parted curtains plenty piqued to peer

I recognised him parked I settled seer

I gathered kisses french and small talk blurt

He started off as friend of friend and flirt

It wasnt show he cultivated cheer

He sorted such a boy to whom I veer

Hed fall in love at flaunt of latest skirt

I wore the prophylactic pantyhose

I angled ankles on the vinyl dash

In blusher mirror woman white as ash

I bordered pink eyed puffed and lachrymose

He plays a ponce I stride alone a mile

I step across yon wooden paddock stile

Chorus mile mijl myl

sonnet #175A

Dear Saturn atheism serves so well as front

Ive worshipped you in secret years along

Id never challenge you as youre too strong

I copy you in small as remnant runt

I cannot kill the kids I starve and munt

I bide the law abuse is only wrong

I wouldnt want to weather your just prong

As you eat your own kids alive thats blunt

Dear Saturn understand Ive set to fail

I dump down deep end my own kids and gnash

They cant complain if making swellest splash

Id never challenge you they clearly ail

Dear Saturn see Ive pulled off legs and wings

That planet prove our sign Im rubbish rings

Chorus wings alas vlerke

Revised sonnet #175

The phone uplifted other end of line

I heard a female giggle first then greet

I liked the lilt on her it mimicked mine

Except I didnt do a childish bleat

I wouldve wailed I didnt rise to whine

I guessed I was a dupe Id caught a cheat

Or sister something natural and fine

I felt a little dizzy head imploding heat

I pardoned self a second knock on door

Yes who else should it be but busy he?

I was the alibi and dupe at once

I missed a hint of her I felt a dunce

I put the brunt of blame on little me

Then he touched me on waist and hips

I wasnt waging war till hang up pips

Chorus hips hanches heupen

Revised sonnet #174

Darling dearest born a brilliant beauty

Others offer often how youre pretty

Photo friendly aura pose of duty

Satire stirs your smile implies youre witty

When you cover skin you come off cutie

When you show off skin you shut out pity

When you spritz on scent you front up fruity

When you wipe off scent you quit the city

Should you fascinate another fellow

Envy overrides I cut in crudely

Course of chat I sniff and clamour rudely

Doesnt matter much if hes just mellow

Under pallid moon youd pass as statue

Or robot except I know a nuanced you

Chorus statue effigy idol

Revised sonnet #173

The smirk in circumstance of fiscal strain

The blush and sweat of heavy work out weights

The nervousness of questionable dates

The gulp and gasp at rake of sudden rain

The stomach quake of getting dealt disdain

The shoulder shrug of sorry show off mates

The wince at loss of food off paper plates

The constant cringe of fashion rise and wane

You need to know that pretty much is me

Im little more than memes the tightest loop

I bet youre more you grab I want to whoop

Youve lived a life Id guess at apogee

I wonder when the problems ever end

I see you mentor more than fancied friend

Chorus end conclude finish

sonnet #172A

Im Louis the fourteenth also sworn Sun King

I paint the walls in phosphorus of piss

The Palace peed on glows in dark its bliss

And lant urns shine on shepherd crooks they swing

The alchemy embraces inner bling

The hall of looking glasses lit up is

I roam and read a book the moon amiss

The plant pots piss pots either Palace wing

The phosphorus if brushed on pots of fun

In phosphorescence philosophic stone

Or kidney stone it burns as bright alone

The whitewash waived I swagger second sun

Elixir jasmine licorice and mint

In waters gilds that gorgeous glow and glint

Chorus mint munt mynte

Revised sonnet #172

I lean against the silver balustrade

Im boxed in by the marble parapet

The salt and ozone ooze above all sweat

The scent of deodorant a scenic glade

The boss booked big an epic escapade

Im caught in clique I board a chartered jet

As clever company theyre blunt and wet

Theyre proper peers to me theyre overpaid

The plankton light a bit the seething sea

Above the sparkling stars on blackest foil

The moon is mine or mined a claim of me

The boats on moorings bob the liquid roil

To ten the temperature slowly drops

The party night a natural end cops

Chorus drops falls lowers

Revised sonnet #171

I levelled large lapels on his tweed coat

I grimaced gazing into icy eyes

It was the time to try and verbalise

The history of us in nuance of note

I swear Id sink myself to stay afloat

If right or wrong Id wear the villains guise

Id harp on errors mine all hacked to size

Id flatter him thus forcing him to dote

I said I was a nag in fractions fraud

In hundred fibs Id hide a flagrant lie

I was in pose a cliche cutie pie

I was in style a simp and overawed

I was a killjoy he allowed at last

I fetched too far ahead I gulped aghast

Chorus last conclusion finish

Revised sonnet #170

Your ankles piezoelectric sites of sparks

Improve the earths transparent weakened shield

You build up busily the voltage field

Your diligence to golden ages harks 

The medal metal rubs off makes its marks

Yes moneys jewellery and health unsealed

Electrums gold and silver charges wield

In clips odd clicks ooze mesons gluons and quarks

Your custom avatars are coffin size

Your nesting dolls transcend all genocide

In ranking gentile giants and pixies hide

The wizards ace thats big or small to wise

You comb your hair a lot till crackling clean

You lift a weary world to heights its been

Chorus clean hygienic sanitary

Revised sonnet #169

Inside a surface charm a smile and cheer

A body shape hour glass a face as fine

In oval symmetry Id see divine

Id call a man immune a little queer

I must admit I like the louts to leer

The weird wolf whistles wonderful in line

The city blocks of building sites haunts mine

I work inside twelve walls of fine veneer

He was a millionaire or billionaire

In love I couldnt listen properly

He made his money milking property

His gothic mansion left in minions care

He was too busy wouldnt ever cheat

Aboard the super yacht Id swim to meet

Chorus cheat betray rat

kqj's recipes for medieval ice cream, sherbet and sorbet

mashed potato

potato milk

watered wine

mint nectar

dessicated sugar beet

oatmeal and pixie birch sawdust pancake baked

the blocks of ice are faerried down viaducts from the alps and broken inside Lady Luck's tapestry bags

Revised sonnet #168

Our future set I strained to snare a share

The paltry profits pooled as common loot

Id scored him when I wore a sexy suit

I bought his art its city savoir faire

His latest portrait knifed till past repair

He kicked the bas reliefs enforced the boot

His standards silly still unmatched and moot

I swung to save he grimaced dont you dare

Art student barely legal little coy

His secret mistress more than passing whim

The camera obscura box their joy

They printed perfect paint on sack and scrim

I want to leave him yet I love his work

He hates himself a most endearing quirk

Chorus work endeavour oeuvre

 

Revised sonnet #167

I was obsessed he won it was a rout

My fiancee firm in finance whom I chose

He random source of sage advice in woes

I loved a pal in dough a pal in doubt

Im not one whod just flout the fashion out

Initial kiss on nudge of nose on nose

I sensed my blinking lids asudden close

My fiancee never clumsy not about

He cussed and cursed and cut to certain size

He seemed to savour folk in rotten luck

His remedy a full on lurching ruck

He self anonymised to worldly wise

Alas a stranger first his inner self Id never learn

My fiancee not a fool to crash or burn

Chorus learn discover read 

Revised sonnet #166

She cued the cut and fit the bandage flush

I was in luck or love I wasnt woke

She fixed a man in blue eyes beyond a joke

She couldve kissed it better lowered lips lush

The husband human how Id keep things hush

She might initiate petting promise poke

Sick branch I doctored saw in bark off broke

I hadnt tarred to trunk the price of rush

She lined the barca lounger by the pool

She wore a red scarf knotted neat at neck

The bulbous blue bikini rigged to rule

Its massive mammaries yet kept in check

I figured her brave babe brazilian wax

And lurched off ladder landing next to axe

Chorus wax balmumu cera

Revised sonnet #165

It proved unclear to me a precedent

He gave to me a white wax wrap of flowers

At first I read them error mood unmeant

His wife had wads of charm or magic powers

As if a former flame he came off gent

How sweet is love at first it slowly sours

I mused on sniff of flowers I might relent

His looks of love outnumbered levelled lours

A cool white wine warmed warp in cheeks till bloom

As if the white of mountain edelweiss

Our hungry lips unhinged in kiss of ice

I felt our lust all commonsense subsume

Asleep the children down the stairs a bore

Im but a model nanny mums ignore

Chorus bore drag yawn

Revised sonnet #164

He kept on kissing me he couldnt stop

It flattered me I wasnt forced upon

Another giddy moment others gone

The futon flattened fornicators prop

Across the duvets we inclined at drop

The lamp light low across vague ripples shone

The bra undone out boobs I loosed to flop

He licked each nipple stiff as big bon bon

Home she arrived too early from her work

And caught us fornicating cussed us cheats

I nanny ninny blushed as perk at quirk

The complement her perfect plaits and pleats

Her mum unwell had nominated me

As stand in nanny if I found time free

Chorus me me me