tripod selfie playing card

tripod selfie playing card
tripod selfie playing card

3d $flipbook

3d $flipbook
4K money application

touchie card

touchie card
key to the celestial city

interactive movies

Wednesday, June 15, 2005

a study toward sonnet #650 by FisherKingKQJ

Your posture toward me is not serious,
Or else masks your contempt and fury,
Undermining and so deleterious,
An all-in-one judge, bailiff and jury.
You're mesmerising, black haired houri,
Correct in your sarcastic great tirade
When smashing in my musty potpourri,
My own disgust conjoins the fusillade.
Let me run on a bayonet's steel blade,
Too familiar with my own hairy palms,
Disgusting habits, philosophy cliche'd,
My hairsplitting, misdirected qualms.
My faults reflect yours, offered to flays,
Let me flatter you still, let me unfaze.

(Chorus)
My faults reflect yours, offered to flays. SPADES
My faults reflect yours, offered to birches. CLUBS
My faults reflect yours, offered to scourges. DIAMONDS

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{Time to compose: 47 minutes.}

Tuesday, June 14, 2005

a study toward sonnet #649 by FisherKingKQJ

My Marie butchie found out that I snowdrop-
I'm smarter than a tabby at said game;
Off washlines and into my pockets pop
Bras, brassieres, satin panties, without fame.
Too clever by half, I'll dodge any blame-
I'll give her fresh panties and cucumbers,
As she's the One who will not call me lame
For asking for bank accounts and numbers.
At me people laugh, here he now lumbers-
Or, toothless, ginger, phat giant who stands
Outside this fruitshop in wide-eyed slumbers,
A grungy cabbage leaf in his hot hands.
Too late for dentures are my shrunken gums-
Just right for snuffling lady butchie bums.

(Chorus)
Just right for snuffling lady butchie bums. SPADES
Just right for snuffling lady butchie arses. CLUBS
Just right for snuffling lady butchie tushes. DIAMONDS

[Autocube3 - autocue for 3d interactive movies.]
{Time to compose: 51 minutes. I'm quietly confident that by
2007AD I'll be writing 1 world class blank verse or
half rhyme play per month.}

Monday, June 13, 2005

a study toward sonnet #648 by FisherKingKQJ

I guzzled booze in some midnight carlot,
A lone-wolf lonely in some leering crowd;
I was approached by his gorgeous harlot,
Of legginess bold and buff cleavage proud.
Not fussy and perhaps underendowed,
I'd lay her on their aloe scented quilt,
Then bonk since opportunity allowed,
I'd sponsor merchant sailor's part-time jilt.
As he stabbed me the once to copper hilt,
Her beestung lips began to surge a story-
How at the earth's core boiling iron is spilt,
How there's no wall-clock in purgatory.
So I'm clocked in by her impatient strong-
In gauze blindfolds, get centuries as long.

(Chorus)
So I'm clocked in by her impatient strong. SPADES
So I'm clocked in by her impatient powerful. CLUBS
So I'm clocked in by her impatient vital. DIAMONDS

[Autocube3 - autocue for 3d interactive movies.]
{Time to compose: 58 minutes.}

Sunday, June 12, 2005

HEARTS SPADES CLUBS DIAMONDS
a study toward sonnet #645 by FisherKingKQJ

Your beauty is beguiling and your charm
Perceptible, transient, benign repose;
Your dimpled smile plugs turmoil with calm,
Your fine works go unpraised as by the gross.
Your words are wise few, not dilute verbose,
And loll in lavish kindness on your tongue;
You pour rum for the needy in their woes,
Decant wine for the bitter hearts unsung.
Your methods put us on the topmost rung
In spiderweb clothes and sails bullet proof;
Your bullion glass-like gold, pure first among
Those yellowing alloys of alchemy spoof.
Your hull and futtock out of ice are spun,
We fly your bookmark to crack polar sun.

(Chorus)
Your hull and futtock out of ice are spun. SPADES
Your hull and futtock out of ice are twirled. CLUBS
Your hull and futtock out of ice are wound. DIAMONDS

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{Time to compose: 55 minutes.}

Saturday, June 11, 2005

a study toward sonnet #646 by FisherKingKQJ

Engaging multiverse what-might-have-been
And kissing like there was no tomorow,
Endorsing fruit machine and plastic screen
Celestial City smelt of tears and sorrow.
With my honeyblonde usherette back row,
I watched red, green, blue, bits like a power drill,
Or barber pole, screw laser shavings up-flow
To bouy some hex-nut satellite in nil.
An angel's clear gold wand floats our freewill,
To Tri of Knowledge citrus perfumes we waft
Ozone-borne by waves which pure gold distill
Through calendars of grafted fruit aloft.
Up jasper and transparent gold walls cricks
Our gaze to compass-in-clock pearl gate nicks.

(Chorus)
Our gaze to compass-in-clock pearl gate nicks. SPADES
Our gaze to compass-in-clock pearl gate marks. CLUBS
Our gaze to compass-in-clock pearl gate scores. DIAMONDS

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{Time to compose: 65 minutes.}

Friday, June 10, 2005

a study toward sonnet #644 by FisherKingKQJ

Another fellow has won scrumptious you
Describing, championing your fresh essence,
Your smooth, rose petal skin and your virtue
Beguiling naivete, minimal pretence.
He captures surely your effervescence,
Your gaffe and cover up, your quaint red blush,
Where I let go youth with some deference,
Unable to make sense of slang you gush.
My rhymes aren't busy to provoke a hush,
They're merlot grapes and dairy milk decayed
Into wine and yoghurt, some humble slush,
So overripe is bottled, vatted and delayed.
I love you thoroughly, loathe perfidy
Wild child, yummy mummy, giddy biddy.

(Chorus)
I love you thoroughly, loathe perfidy. SPADES
I love you thoroughly, loathe intrigue. CLUBS
I love you thoroughly, loathe mischief. DIAMONDS

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{Time to compose: 65 minutes.}

Thursday, June 09, 2005

a study toward sonnet #643 by FisherKingKQJ

When I was young, I scoffed the litany
Of wronged women and controlling men;
I would not be squashed by such tyrrany,
I would not be squished into such a pen.
Afraid to say this, I've got the same yen
For sour and sweet boy-girl interaction-
He praises one thing, then dismisses ten,
Affection rare yields splinter attraction.
So, I've joined this ritualised hen faction,
Endure his flipflops, praises and put-downs
Since I can tell he'll ease up a fraction,
As I've acquired a taste for quasi-frowns.
He was attentive and so sweet at first,
Abusive and sweet next, to salt my thirst.

(Chorus)
He was attentive and so sweet at first. SPADES
He was attentive and so sweet at chief. CLUBS
He was attentive and so sweet at prime. DIAMONDS

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{Time to compose: 46 minutes.}

Wednesday, June 08, 2005

a study toward sonnet #642 by FisherKingKQJ

It's making me choke; I want to keep sane;
His cheat being a ghastly smack in teeth,
Just hearing of his fiancee is my bane-
I'd like to float on my back in the Lethe.
The bitch has vanished, I can now breathe,
He's swapped a trollop for a giggling turd;
So cheap in changing posy into wreath
Before it wilts, he'll marry lucky third.
Compulsion to fire off the final word
Assuages now - he'd call the call as lame,
Employing the tact and morals of a merd;
I can't help placing on me total blame.
Say hilarious girls who've managed breaks:
Tear up the photos, release your brakes.

(Chorus)
Say hilarious girls who've managed breaks. SPADES
Say hilarious girls who've managed fissures. CLUBS
Say hilarious girls who've managed splits. DIAMONDS

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{Time to compose: 50 minutes.}

Tuesday, June 07, 2005

a study toward sonnet #641 by FisherKingKQJ

You're still the same wine-sipping masochist,
You want to hear all, how I've scarcely coped;
I'm boorish, sure, though no misogynist-
She says that I've turned out just as she hoped.
Same city, same block, we haven't eloped
From your large ego, as you might discern;
I'm wide eyed in love, not mickey finn doped...
What other factoids would you like to learn?
She's heiress with old aussie money to burn,
Brown sloe eyed, cream and peaches angel face
So wince your cringes, your frown from me turn,
Against yourself flick your low jealous ace.
True, her character is not as pleasant,
But you know me, self-same leering peasant.

(Chorus)
True, her character is not as pleasant. SPADES
True, her character is not as nice. CLUBS
True, her character is not as suave. DIAMONDS

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{Time to compose: 45 minutes. Pleasant/peasant
is a completely new rhyme. I've done hundreds of others,
in other words, done the impossible.}

Monday, June 06, 2005

HEARTS SPADES CLUBS DIAMONDS
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a study toward sonnet #640 by FisherKingKQJ

Whirlwind marriage: he was a brilliant chef
Who'd made his name on custard syllabub,
I was a student majoring some treble clef,
Layered oil and vinegar and nil a snub.
Obsession with me homogenised drub-
He breathed me, talked me, read me, and ate me;
I mentioned our whole marriage was a flub,
He put me down to raise the ante theme.
He whisked me off with brainwash anti-meme,
In front of friends and family he'd deal
And cater to my whims, and himself absteme,
In private traipsed me as trussed rolls of veal.
He put a padlock on our glassdoor fridge,
Which my warm perfectionism couldn't bridge.

(Chorus)
Which my warm perfectionism couldn't bridge. SPADES
Which my warm perfectionism couldn't overarch. CLUBS
Which my warm perfectionism couldn't span. DIAMONDS

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{Time to compose: 63 minutes}
a study toward sonnet #639 by FisherKingKQJ

This farmlet has foreclosed a winebox scam-
I, junior shepherd do the dirty chores,
Too knackered to bonk a newborn lamb...
While rich, absentee, city farmer snores.
I'm frightened of his free-range pig's gores,
What if she chews off my calf as I sleep?
I feed her lambs' fry, kind of cuts and sores-
Spoilt brat reigns over the six-paddock sweep.
One night I felt my own hot black blood seep,
Completing my machete lamb slaughters
By moonlight since city farmer was cheap
On lightbulbs, or dowries for his daughters.
I'd sooner in sweatshops ache, cut, run rife,
Else take flesh gorging Sally Sow to wife.

(Chorus)
I'd sooner in sweatshops ache, cut, run rife. SPADES
I'd sooner in sweatshops ache, cut, run ubiquitous. CLUBS
I'd sooner in sweatshops ache, cut, run widespread. DIAMONDS

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{Time to compose: 58 minutes.}

Sunday, June 05, 2005

HEARTS SPADES CLUBS DIAMONDS
a study toward sonnet #638 by FisherKingKQJ

Psst...girl...do you want to know a secret?
I didn't get back on that well-groomed horse;
Love by ear saved me big stacks of regret,
Discounted other people's easy mores.
Forget him, avoid him, so say the saws,
Wipe your tearful eyes, find someone to rile,
Who's smarter, richer, funnier, overawes,
Rouse jealousy within the country mile.
I thought of him always, not for a while,
The word commitment had caused a muddle,
He'd furiously leapfrogged the paddock stile,
Awarded me one last hindsight cuddle.
He sort of ran off in white, grey and black,
Lone we dawdled, then together, then back.

(Chorus)
He sort of ran off in white, grey and black. SPADES
He sort of ran off in white, grey and jet. CLUBS
He sort of ran off in white, grey and raven. DIAMONDS

[Autocube3 - autocue for 3d interactive movies.]
{Time to compose: 61 minutes}

Saturday, June 04, 2005

a study toward sonnet #637 by FisherKingKQJ

I was whelmed by waves of delight and guilt
When my best pal was dropped by her cute beau;
I grit my teeth and thought of taking tilt
At her new, wrong face shape, tight curl hairdo.
That I could feel this way made me near spew-
A bitch, a snitch, a whinge of schadenfreude;
A healing patch it would me best suit sew
On her heart, barring chance of guilt laden feud.
My friend, I've always been a gladdened pseud,
Through shortcomings of this chosen icon
Sought my own huge doubts and sadness exclude,
Quite helpless when self censoring sly con.
I would not set you up to make you fail
This helping hand I stretch is true though frail.

(Chorus)
I would not set you up to make you fail. SPADES
I would not set you up to make you blunder. CLUBS
I would not set you up to make you crash. DIAMONDS

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{Time to compose: 1 hr 15 min.}

Friday, June 03, 2005

a study toward sonnet #636 by FisherKingKQJ

Though we both kept our paws in video porn,
And we'd watch it, snuggled on the couch,
With time I became more and more forlorn
As he avoided awkwardly my touch.
Away pulled from porn, he became a grouch,
Would not acknowledge my own sexual needs;
In front of our monitor, he would slouch
So casting primary divorce court seeds.
At video porn I could yell screeds and screeds,
I've put no trust in nine bedded men since;
On spirit the malignant tumour feeds,
Now even, brokenhearted, it makes me wince.
He's backed up with a teenage ocicat-
I guess they drool and threesomes copycat.

(Chorus)
My guess: they drool and threesomes copycat. SPADES
My guess: they drool and threesomes imitate. CLUBS
My guess: they drool and threesomes mimic. DIAMONDS

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{Time to compose: 57 minutes.}

Wednesday, June 01, 2005

a study toward sonnet #635 by FisherKingKQJ

Great good friend, I found her first in that crowd
In evil, muddle and good - so please behave;
Let me have two friends of whom to be proud-
Your face reddens jealous or whitens grave.
I see what you see and none of us is slave-
She reads books bottom to top, back to front,
And left to right in monotones architrave-
Her aramaic, basque and gaelic being no stunt.
On idiosyncrasies we've placed love's punt:
She wears fleece cotton culottes, sips green tea,
Her childbride friends help her husband hunt,
She's gypsy mannered, gorgeous to a tee.
My friend, you can't have her, it would be sin,
But she's got a sister, now wouldn't that be syn?

(Chorus)
My friend, you can't have her, it would be sin. SPADES
My friend, you can't have her, it would be left. CLUBS
My friend, you can't have her, it would be odd. DIAMONDS

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{time to compose: 59 minutes}

Tuesday, May 31, 2005

a study toward sonnet #634 by FisherKingKQJ

To batten down misfortune is to reinforce
The said bad luck; and to live on disease
Is to stockpile sickness into reigning source;
Love's karma cannot please or displease.
Apart feet, arms outcrooked in baffled pleas
At shoulder height, palms balancing the skies,
I feel a white lighball my optic cord now seize
And radiant healing light toward you flies.
I feel now white darts of minuscule size
Flow down my neck, my elbows, out my palms
Swirl round you, caress pain in your eyes,
Spin photokinetic white cloaks and balms.
My love, that your pain unspoken vanish,
I think your eyes free of blurry varnish.

(Chorus)
My love, that your pain unspoken vanish. SPADES
My love, that your pain unspoken disappear. CLUBS
My love, that your pain unspoken end. DIAMONDS

[Autocube3 - autocue for 3d interactive movies.]
{Time to compose: 50 minutes}

Monday, May 30, 2005

a study toward sonnet #633 by FisherKingKQJ

I'm wiggled this way then also tugged that,
Then buzzed by crowded bestial magnetism-
Exists no fellow whom I'd turn down flat
Based on good grooming and athleticism.
Love now drums to me its dual catechism:
Do I find someone new or stick to grovel?
True love doesn't turn on a mannerism,
Prefers new bud to gimmick that's novel.
Should we share in a house or a hovel?
Love voids a large lease for a small freehold,
Tranches digs with either spade or shovel,
Can't be loud combatted nor soft cajoled.
Am I wide eyed dreamer disposed to shocks?
Are these just lovers' tour of duty knocks?

(Chorus)
Am I wide eyed dreamer disposed to shocks? SPADES
Am I wide eyed dreamer disposed to jolts? CLUBS
Am I wide eyed dreamed disposed to whammies? DIAMONDS

[Autocube3 - autocue for 3d interactive movies.]
{Time to compose: 40 minutes.}

Saturday, May 28, 2005

HEARTS SPADES CLUBS DIAMONDS
a study toward sonnet #632 by FisherKingKQJ

I've got the street poet's wild gift of the gab,
The wrinkle free face and searching mind,
So why not put my phone sex calls on the tab
Of my landlady motherly and kind?
She picked me out when I was in a bind
In overnight shelters else sleeping rough,
I wasn't the bloke to loot biddies blind-
You can't clip price tags on pillow talk stuff.
New sex phone worker Jo might call my bluff
And turn up buxom naked on our doorstep-
She's raunchy and yet polished in the buff?
Girls don't care if it's lovemaking or prep.
I got some periodic detention for that pap-
All square now, for nonwanking a wrist slap.

(Chorus)
I got some periodic detention for that pap. SPADES
I got some periodic detention for that gunk. CLUBS
I got some periodic detention for that mush. DIAMONDS

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{time to compose: 48 minutes.}

Thursday, May 26, 2005

a study toward sonnet #631 by FisherKingKQJ

My chakra is ruled by great Bahai'ullah,
Great British Royalty, god bless their souls,
A toast to my souvenir mug, hurrah!
Republicans, taste the treads of my soles!
On caryard and insurance hush payrolls,
I case and spy that local tinny house
While pocketing butts on my daily strolls,
As constable Suzy's paid nark and dowse.
I love her pony tail and my dream allows
Me thoughts of her half naked in a barrette-
She's got Lucy's full lips and vague kowtows,
Handcuffs on her bum to tease and abet.
My Lucy sang pro, cracked it, was blithe bi,
Our rent arrears just screeched a byebye.

(Chorus)
My Lucy sang pro, cracked it, was blithe bi. SPADES
My Lucy sang pro, cracked it, was blithe duo. CLUBS
My Lucy sang pro, cracked it, was blithe twosome. DIAMONDS

[Autocube3 - autocue for 3d interactive movies]
[Time to compose love sonnet: 65 minutes]

Wednesday, May 25, 2005

a study toward sonnet #630 by FisherKingKQJ

I sip a frappe - the chill hurts my teeth-
Knife out the pesto, feta round smoked ham
On whole grain toast as an arty wreath
And count off any bypassing twin pram.
The salon next door is downbeat yet glam,
The senior hairstylist ironcurling grey locks,
White on gray himself, of tight, spindly gam,
Pretences pointing up, and dispensing mocks.
An apprentice toys with tints, pestles, crocks,
Girls brush past in deluxe pastel swirls,
In half up-half down, oneside, highlight flocks,
In peekaboo bangs, squads and tendril twirls.
One hundred small loves sum one love profound,
It's gourmet shallow that I here propound.

(Chorus)
One hundred small loves sum one love profound. SPADES
One hundred small loves sum one love abstruse. CLUBS
One hundred small loves sum one love deep. DIAMONDS

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{time to compose: 1 hour 55 minutes. I had a lot of problems with furniture and architecture in the first stanza, but it came right.]

Tuesday, May 24, 2005

a study toward sonnet #629 by FisherKingKQJ

These are my open secrets and not so
Closed secrets as to making that girl care,
And so doing that which I want her to do,
And so saying that which I want to hear.
A first date, I'll sensually pull her near,
But her long tender thighs don't get a feel,
I feign a lack of interest to fan a fear,
Just watch her skirt back even further peel.
I'll lean across her just short of a squeal
As she leans eyes closed on her doorstep...
And into the night I'll slink and steal,
Denying her goodnight kisses after pep.
I keep my bitch enamoured and stressing,
Love her pouting angelic face guessing.

(Chorus)
I keep my bitch enamoured and stressing. SPADES
I keep my bitch enamoured and jittering. CLUBS
I keep my bitch enamoured and nailbiting. DIAMONDS

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{time to compose: 57 minutes. The closing couplet is written in trochaic pentameter to keep the line syllable count at 10. The common way to deal with a feminine two syllable rhyme is to make the line syllable count 11, but in my book that is a cheat because it solves one problem by installing another problem. Apart from trochaic, the other legit way to solve the problem of a two syllable rhyme is to keep the iambic and then turn the 7th and 8th syllables into double jointed gristle, "and so" "such as" "that then" etc.}

Sunday, May 22, 2005

a study toward sonnet #628 by FisherKingKQJ

You're very pretty, quite correct to think
That any place boys want to french kiss you;
I'm not about to reccommend a shrink-
Being mesmerised by grey smoke that you blew.
Though pretty you're only one of a slew
Which six degrees of separation states,
You're typeset dime-a-dozen in the queue
Including green hotpants and in-line skates.
Ex-smoker myself, I think tobacco grates-
I've done the curled and cold foetal turkey,
Release found in accidental yoga gates,
I'm some perspire and squirm guru turnkey.
As you look down your nose on the fire escape,
I meditate your nose wrinkles fine as crepe.

(Chorus)
As you look down your nose on the fire escape. SPADES
As you look down your nose on the fire avoid. CLUBS
As you look down your nose on the fire dodge. DIAMONDS

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{time to compose: 55 minutes.}
Dear Diary,
Fingers crossed for the new mob blogging feature. Ready to go - six camphone photos of an animated automated teller machine interface of Toggle Bear taken at 60 degree angles for a sum of 360 degrees. Some of the Stuffed Animals keep dumb pets further down the food chain.
HEARTS SPADES CLUBS DIAMONDS
a study toward sonnet #627 by FisherKingKQJ

The shuddering lurch of the pleasure yacht
Was not aimed at me, I quickly deduced,
I'd struck an uncontested parting shot,
But I collapsed all the same, all the deuced.
As I rolled through the hatch a glaring sluice
Of baffled sheetlightning forced me to squint;
Three waterspouts by Neptune now set loose
Now wobbled, and slinked at my captain's glint.
His eyes touched my breasts, microscoped a hint
Outlined by the flimsy silk dressing gown,
His hands on that wheel still solid as flint,
The hair on my neck stood up against its down.
Knives and forks floated round us on static,
The liplock was dry, then crackling ecstatic.

(Chorus)
The liplock was dry, then crackling ecstatic. SPADES
The liplock was dry, then crackling delirious. CLUBS
The liplock was dry, then crackling fervid. DIAMONDS

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{time to compose: 50 minutes}

Friday, May 20, 2005

a study toward sonnet #626 by FisherKingKQJ

Arm in arm like chinese girls quite meek,
Where our confidences were often capped
By kisses on the cherry blossom cheek,
In roman wintergarden love was mapped.
But you're a judas sheep, the image apt,
You kick your heels in the air and gambol;
True friend, I won't pretend I'm at all rapt,
Discount judas kisses for your gamble.
My sense of betrayal puts me in a scramble...
At twenty you got rid of your girlhood
With our fun man friend as light preamble,
And slept round as a lark for once and good.
Insofar as you're sold out short and cheap,
I wait for the One, no bulk discount creep.

(Chorus)
Insofar as you sold out short and cheap. SPADES
Insofar as you sold out short and bargain. CLUBS
Insofar as you sold out short and economy. DIAMONDS

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{time to write love sonnet was 35 minutes.}

Thursday, May 19, 2005

a study toward sonnet #625 by FisherKingKQJ

To my man friend I've given tiny thought,
He's my trustworthy imperial yardstick
Or pacesetter though often we've madly fought;
We've backed each other through thin and thick.
My opinions I don't have to change a lick
Or qualify or excuse when I debate with him,
He's so contrary I'm sure he'll never nick
My ideas or twist them, he's smirking grim.
Man friend's proportional of head and limb
His passion for butterflies from Zanzibar
Is our bond, other men handsome and slim
Aren't into it, leave me feeling bizarre.
To be entangled so I'm somewhat loathe
He gives me butterflies closed, open, both.

(Chorus)
He gives me butterflies closed, open, both. SPADES
He gives me butterflies closed, open, pair. CLUBS
He gives me butterflies closed, open, twosome. DIAMONDS

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{time taken to compose love sonnet= 50 minutes}

Wednesday, May 18, 2005

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HEARTS SPADES CLUBS DIAMONDS
beta for 3d interactive animation and automatic teller animated interface.

Stuffed Animals
anyway you look at it, these animals are stuffed, cracked, munted.

Starring the following automatic tellers in no particular order:

Codger, the koala
Penny, the panda
Ketchup Bear, the hypochondriac
Biggles Bear, the bomber pilot

HEARTS SPADES CLUBS DIAMONDS
a study toward sonnet #624 by FisherKingKQJ

The end of us my thoughts do presage
And telepathic is my personal address
To you as an ultimatum message,
But I shall miss your soft, scratchy caress.
Though popular, you're too tough to access,
There's as many love you as others hate,
Remainders say ave and pax with largesse,
Yourself quick to judge and eliminate.
On your cell phone you openly berate
And so compound bad will in public lifts
And libraries, small brasseries aerate,
Imply bystander assent to your drifts.
It's hard to break into your bubbly voice
I leave you that thought as ethereal choice.

(Chorus)
It's hard to break into your bubbly voice. SPADES
It's hard to break into your bubbly enunciation. CLUBS
It's hard to break into your bubbly utterance. DIAMONDS

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{time to write sonnet: 44 minutes.}

Tuesday, May 17, 2005

a study toward sonnet #623 by FisherKingKQJ

She was poured out of her string bikini
Like some 3d fax of some china doll,
And I felt high and dry teenyweeny
A poison paralysed bug eyed stuffed troll.
Down my botox brow sweat began to roll
Cool water paid tribute to her plump breasts
And deep cleavage gathering in the boll
Of sternum in grave zigzag jerking quests.
Her nasal, gurgling, bleating corny jests
Awoke the sharp cat and cat o nine tails
Man stealing minxes were the worst of pests
I yanked her pony tail to her feeble wails.
Off some MichaelAngelo gurgling corpse,
Her stilted cleft and nipples are mind warps.

(Chorus)
Her stilted cleft and nipples are mind warps. SPADES
Her stilted cleft and nipples are mind flexes. CLUBS
Her stilted cleft and nipples are mind twists. DIAMONDS

[Autocube3 - autocue for 3d interactive movies.]
{This love sonnet took 45 minutes to write.}

Sunday, May 15, 2005

a study toward sonnet #622 by FisherKingKQJ

I'd chartered a deep glass bottomed junk boat
With hanging paper lanterns and lit candles
For nurse Liz and I in a warm greatcoat,
Sandals plastic wore I, she wore rubber jandals.
In one of those work and pleasure scandals,
The glass bottom inked to snitch looking glass
Reflecting my bottom feeder manhandles
I tweaked her tits and arse, she pinched my ass.
I loved psych nurse Liz, as a ten she'd pass-
And baby hammerheads and baby great whites
And baby pilchards leapt aboard en masse-
I slammed a softball bat at their small bites.
Nurse Liz clapped to my lips a sipper cup
Then I, brave schizophrene, french kissed all up.

(Chorus)
Nurse Liz clapped to my lips a sipper cup. SPADES
Nurse Liz clapped to my lips a sipper goblet. CLUBS
Nurse Liz clapped to my lips a sipper tumbler. DIAMONDS

[Autocube3 - autocue for 3d interactive movies.]
{I plead sanity - this sonnet took 50 minutes to write and is based on a schizophrenic former flatmate.}

Saturday, May 14, 2005

a study toward sonnet #621 by FisherKingKQJ

The sun has sidled now in the house of love
I've blinked at it's white disc the winter long
Through stickout box windows above the stove-
Maybe the hanging pots need a tong gong.
In my fave autumn season things went wrong
My popularity bruised through that slur
About some cabbage, some foils and a bong
Not lies precisely, more the catching bur.
But there is one way he does make me purr
My kindness is valued even as estranged
He sees me in good light not garish blur
As someone kind who often gets short changed.
A blackbird dies, it toes at first sun ore
It's soul flies down to our earth's solar core.

(Chorus)
It's soul flies down to our earth's solar core. SPADES
It's soul flies down to our earth's solar essence. CLUBS
It's soul flies down to our earth's solar pith. DIAMONDS

[Autocube3 - autocue for 3d interactive movies.]
{This sonnet took 65 minutes to write. The closing couplet was lying around for a few decades.}

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Friday, May 13, 2005

a study toward sonnet #620 by FisherKingKQJ

Into infants I used to slide my square inch
The severeness of the sentence was a struggle
For me to understand, but now I flinch,
Reformed: student girls I like to snuggle.
Through dormitaries windows I smuggle
Hot water bottles, thermal underpants,
And as their hetero bedsheets straggle,
I cuddle them in dormant circumstance.
The previous girl woke, a-rattled her glance
And mistook me for a boozed frat boy prank
I swear blue that for me she had the ants-
She shoo'd me out the window with a yank.
I'm ashamed of what I did to kiddies,
I swear off invalids and hunchback biddies.

(Chorus)
I'm ashamed of what I did to kiddies. SPADES
I'm ashamed of what I did to infants. CLUBS
I'm ashamed of what I did to toddlers. DIAMONDS

[Autocube3 - autocue for 3d interactive movies.]
{This sonnet took 18 minutes to write...but a year to come to the boil.]

Thursday, May 12, 2005

a study toward sonnet #619 by FisherKingKQJ

I was spoilt rubbish, she was spoilt trash,
They said we were a perfect putrid pair,
They passed around the stetson hat for cash,
For one-way tickets to make us disappear.
We put our trust in Athens in Greco Air,
The plane aimed past a lump at this wee dot,
At Labourites pulling votes anywhere
Excellent that we'd flunked tittle and jot.
Big government freebies there were snot,
Big government freebies here were great,
The lazy should decide the pasture rot,
So dig a hole, fill a hole, obfuscate.
I'm senile, glasses and teeth in a jar-
On my son's birthday I bought me a car.

(Chorus)
I'm senile, glasses and teeth in a jar. SPADES
I'm senile, glasses and teeth in a bottle. CLUBS
I'm senile, glasses and teeth in a vase. DIAMONDS

[Autocube3 - autocue for 3d interactive movies.]
{This sonnet took twenty minutes to write. It was meant to be #37 so it took a long time to come to the boil.}
HEARTS SPADES CLUBS DIAMONDS
The aim is to write 1000 sonnets, but 2000 is quite feasible, keeping in mind the previous world record for love sonnets was 317 by Petrarch in the fourteenth century.

Wednesday, May 11, 2005

These posted photos are still not quite right. Third time lucky, later today?

Tuesday, May 10, 2005

a study toward sonnet #618 by FisherKingKQJ

You can't believe I'm so in love with you
Or that I could love you for your errata
And weaknesses; midemeanours accrue
In heaps till grossed a sole crime in data.
My dry joints click the pain of Siddartha,
I've kept tabs, believe me, I've kept store;
It's commonsense, not mystic stigmata
Against the day I lump a minus score.
Add to your self-confessed stuff ups galore:
You skipped a bottom step onto a crate,
You took my sister for a meddling whore,
You plonked into algebra today's date.
I'm no con-clown, and you're no felon-fool,
In love, give and take is the golden rule.

(Chorus)
I'm no con-clown, and you're no felon-fool. SPADES
I'm no con-clown, and you're no felon-buffoon. CLUBS
I'm no con-clown, and you're no felon-jester. DIAMONDS

[Autocube3 - autocue for 3d interactive movies.]

Clubs


"Mister, you don't know the meaning of ache."

Diamonds


"Mister, you don't know the meaning of hurt."




"Mister, you don't know the meaning of pain." SPADES

Sunday, May 08, 2005

"3D Movie" is the wrong still frame. Oops. It should be "Spades" of course. But you can see the tower of Babel, already?
DIAMONDS
CLUBS
SPADES
or,
abacadab ab raj
ebeced eb rex
ubucud ub rul

Diamonds

Clubs

THREE D MOVIE

Saturday, May 07, 2005

a study toward sonnet #617 by FisherKingKQJ

Swayed lusciously louche, tiny decal-like
Snake tattoo on her shin an afterthought-
Into my belief system she drove a spike-
She was too pretty, a visual onslaught.
By twinges of guilt I felt underwrought,
My partner well used up to a point;
He said that I attention crudely sought
From her man, our japes was out of joint.
As we had danced, I'd tried not to annoint
The object of my lust, out crinkled sides
Of my eyes, soulmate book and appoint-
My blatant naivete and high cunning guides.
Could I deny him a straight partner swap?
Was it a waxworks jig in this closed shop?

(Chorus)
Could I deny him a straight partner swap? SPADES
Could I deny him a straight partner exchange? CLUBS
Could I deny him a straight partner trade? DIAMONDS

[Autocube3 - autocue for 3d interactive movies.]

Friday, May 06, 2005

Pantyliners


"There's nothing wrong with my waterworks", sighed Codger Bear. "I'm going to expose Penny Panda as the lying raccoon she really is"

a study toward sonnet #616 byFisherKingKQJ

Rosebud, I'm telling straight from experience
Brazilian wax is this contentious tort,
It's hygiene attribute plain rash cod science,
A monumental waste of your effort.
A pleasing sycophant, I felt out of sort,
And by my then boyfriend I was still dropped;
Prepubescent, naked, in bas-relief my port-
It's society's demands which should be cropped.
By your own beauty let yourself be propped,
Your great mind, huge bravado, vast willpower
Are what are needed to be oiled and stropped,
So let the moustache, the shins hairy flower.
Rosebud, my love has a tufted bald spot,
I've got monobrow, we're cool with our lot.

(Chorus)
Rosebud, my love has a tufted bald spot. SPADES
Rosebud, my love has a tufted bald area. CLUBS
Rosebud, my love has a tufted bald patch. DIAMONDS

[Autocube3 - autocue for 3d interactive movies.]

Movies

Movie star

Thursday, May 05, 2005

ATM interface



I hope you've enjoyed my interactive movie so far.
- Do you want to deposit a still frame?
- Do you want to withdraw a still frame?
- Do you want to buy a still frame?
- May I have your autograph to confirm the transaction?

HEARTS SPADES CLUBS DIAMONDS
a study toward sonnet #615 by FisherKingKQJ

You were my first love, top of the checklist-
But many, any times we've parted ways,
I'm one revolving door from cease and desist-
Undying love for you craziness betrays.
Instead of black and whites, it's myriad greys
When you confess, and then apologise;
You set a dinner date which I appraise-
You're late: I pretend that I'm none the wise.
You hide behind cheap tarts, booze ups with guys,
Your eyelashes are long, eyelids downcast,
Your lack of feeling your own heart denies
There's too much of me for our love to last.
Girl chaser or girl chasee on your part,
We're in the chamber for a brand new start.

(Chorus)
Girl chaser or girl chasee on your part. SPADES
Girl chaser or girl chasee on your region. CLUBS
Girl chaser or girl chasee on your section. DIAMONDS

[Autocube3 - autocue for 3d interactive movies.]

Wednesday, May 04, 2005

a study toward sonnet #614 by FisherKingKQJ

She must've picked some not so secret signs
How I'm in love with her; and I smile where
She tells no joke, when one flick her hair aligns
Back over her shoulder, looped round an ear.
So ready to please, always in arrear,
Always scrambling open for her car doors;
Demeaning critique I always forbear,
Pursue with her tart parents her sweet source.
Pink is her favourite tone but of course-
We swap notes, her jots kind and mine in kind,
I laugh inside, outside stop short of applause
At her flick chicks, her sentimental mind.
My better half tempts me beyond reason-
She's all day breakfast always in season.

(Chorus)
My better half tempts me beyond reason. SPADES
My better half tempts me beyond intellect. CLUBS
My better half tempts me beyond judgement. DIAMONDS

[Autocube3 - autocue for 3d interactive movies.]

Tuesday, May 03, 2005

NASA astronauts earn a dollar hour plus expenses...so don't be a third world space cadet...join Teamsters today!
HEARTS SPADES CLUBS DIAMONDS
a study toward sonnet #613 by FisherKingKQJ

He was a tall, bowlegged brush salesman who
Was gruntled to be disco dancing close
To me in the gang in the throng and not woo,
Perhaps he was one of those whom time chose.
He was a pitcher, podgy, albino, in semi-pros,
Whose catchall line was hello sexy mamas,
Half mocking he'd tick off rosebuds in rows,
Our one way escapade the Bahamas.
I shushed them both, not liking big dramas,
Disliking human weakness, implicit frailty-
Booze superheated us to ghost plasmas-
They slapped my arse, I grabbed crotch as realty.
They turned out drinking buddies if not pals-
But past four gin and tonics, my leyline palls.

(Chorus)
They turned out drinking buddies if not pals. SPADES
They turned out drinking buddies if not amigos. CLUBS
They turned out drinking buddies if not chums. DIAMONDS

[Autocube3 - autocue for 3d interactive movies.]

Monday, May 02, 2005

a study toward sonnet #612 by FisherKingKQJ

Her hourglass figure had been slow drip-fed
Into the leather red and white catsuit;
My panoramic, weary eyes were led
Into her crisscross sportsbra cleavage flute.
Her tight red ringlets were red to the root,
Contrived and fanned out, on her shoulders slung;
She pushed off bangs with a dismissive hoot,
She looked disdainful, the which might've stung.
From her eyes two blue steely knives were flung
Into the back of his thick, well-groomed skull,
And catching me catching her, her tongue
She poked at me, my testimony to annul.
I could play masochist for this good looker,
This nightclub turned puffs of pressure cooker.

(Chorus)
I could play masochist for this good looker. SPADES
I could play masochist for this good sighter. CLUBS
I could play masochist for this good visioner. DIAMONDS

[Autocube3 - autocue for 3d interactive movies.]

Sunday, May 01, 2005

a study toward sonnet #611 by FisherKingKQJ

I was enraged by her uncalled for claim;
Petite, this slinky figurine-like blonde minx
And her upturned pixie beak meant to maim-
Her words requisite for her own hijinks.
She drew me with eyecandy girl talk links,
Liquid sympathy in her eyes probate-
She said that we girls were gluttons for stinks,
He was this treacherous and painful strait.
I scowled at her defiantly square and straight-
She parried with a highbrowed dark beauty
Who was good at punching above her weight-
She'd rip close, this undercutting cutie.
He would hug this woozy floozy with bliss-
I, drop dead dreamer, would the canvas kiss.

(Chorus)
He would hug this woozy floozy with bliss. SPADES
He would hug this woozy floozy with delight. CLUBS
He would hug this woozy floozy with ecstasy. DIAMONDS

[Autocube3 - autocue for 3d interactive movies.]

Friday, April 29, 2005

a study toward sonnet #610 by FisherKingKQJ

I learnt by bush telegraph and grapevine
That she liked someone else very much;
I stroked her on the elbow as a sign-
She didn't draw back from agape touch.
I boned up on my angst and double dutch,
She'd ogled me once or perhaps thrice,
It might be schmooze by a versed nonsuch,
As beauties sometime fend off by being nice.
I'm nondescript and rarely looked at twice-
If she touched me, I might kneejerk away
However much I wanted our lives to splice-
She hasn't yet given other boys yea or nay.
She broke up with her beau a week ago-
Would I be cream or curd of that farrago?

(Chorus)
Would I be cream or curd of that farrago? SPADES
Would I be cream or curd of that jumble? CLUBS
Would I be cream or curd of that mishmash? DIAMONDS

[Autocube3 - autocue for 3d interactive movies.]

Thursday, April 28, 2005

a study toward sonnet #609 by FisherKingKQJ

The sea is milky and plankton irridescent,
The beach is sickle silver at first glimpse,
The moon itself cuts a white gold crescent,
One figure lumbers and one outline limps.
My white knight isn't the kind who skimps
On love for me when weighted for bedrock
Escapades, won't bobble in bends like blimps
Thrown up by thermal vents, tectonic shock.
My love falls deep in love by stage and stock,
We drag our feet in white bauxite and sand,
He in diver's brass, me in artist's white smock,
In my sandals sand, in my hand his hand.
Beneath his nose swims a faithful sea horse,
Love sidles up, he is not choked or hoarse.

(Chorus)
Beneath his nose swims a faithful sea horse. SPADES
Beneath his nose swims a faithful sea geegee. CLUBS
Beneath his nose swims a faithful sea nag. DIAMONDS
[l14 lengthened 1 letter to match l1 for typeset.]
[Autocube3 - autocue for 3d interactive movies.]

Wednesday, April 27, 2005

a study toward sonnet #608 by FisherKingKQJ

I gave him this submarine soft dead leg,
But even the bouyant salt water betrayed
The lack of consequence as my own peg
Became a knot of cramp that waylaid.
His palms evangelical were my aid,
My hamstring as tight as a hucky ball,
They massaged and floated to promenade,
He chest deep hero, me crown high small.
He was like a baby hammerhead primal,
Who butted and sanded me to no purpose,
A wiley but somewhat immature animal
Wetnursed by a sentimental porpoise.
If my small head be a squeeze for neurons,
My love is expansive underlaid nuance.

(Chorus)
My love is expansive underlaid nuance. SPADES
My love is expansive underlaid degree. CLUBS
My love is expansive underlaid subtlety. DIAMONDS

[Autocube3 - autocue for 3d interactive movies.]

Tuesday, April 26, 2005

a study toward sonnet #607 by FisherKingKQJ

My mother's father was ranked a colonel,
My father was an old school architect,
You wouldn't guess our affluence a kernel
For base incest or square off her aspect.
But my story isn't strictly cause and effect,
To hate dad would've taken some devil,
Divorce and debt spiced up clause and affect,
I won't count misdemeanours as evil.
In hooking I find peace if not revel,
For private school St Nell's I sacrifice
To get my brood up to the next level,
As just the best for my kids will suffice.
Sweet surrender built up daddy's suicide,
I gave him all, bent down, and in my stride.

(Chorus)
Sweet surrender built up daddy's suicide. SPADES
Sweet surrender built up daddy's felo-de-se. CLUBS
Sweet surrender built up daddy's harikari. DIAMONDS

[Autocube3 - autocue for 3d interactive movies.]

Sunday, April 24, 2005

a study toward sonnet #606 by FisherKingKQJ

You swoon my honey from afar not sic,
You can never take her away from me;
You wouldn't want her fatigued or else sick,
When she's tired or ill she needs caring me.
She dots on, then smooths in carressingly
Concealer at high colour or blemish,
Until mirror wings and portrait do agree
One hundred and eighty points do cherish.
My friend, your fancies of her now perish,
Submit to apple cheeks bronzing brush,
The outer skein devolves into fetish,
You're lazy in this myopic mute crush.
If my wild honey wears her birthday suit,
She's sometime grumpy, or sick, or hirsute.

(Chorus)
If my wild honey wears her birthday suit. SPADES
If my wild honey wears her birthday apparel. CLUBS
If my wild honey wears her birthday garb. DIAMONDS

[Autocube3 - autocue for 3d interactive movies.]
a study toward sonnet #605 by FisherKingKQJ

I ask the road lilt from beneath your shoes
The breeze wrap you in hot shocks against bias
The sun your pink ears tickle with laughter hues,
The sunburst warmly streak clean your morass.
You need to ignore that doubting thomas,
In winter off beat hedges often bloom;
Those few putdowns are both shrill and bass,
Cold front southern and el nino simoom.
I pray the shy cactus flower lift your gloom
In darkest midnight hour be waited on
By fruitbats who with licks each other groom
Who stir your swizzles in moon ice an aeon.
Our love lightweight diamond and ruby dust
A clockface forms on black hole of earth crust.

(Chorus)
Our love lightweight diamond and ruby dust. SPADES
Our love lightweight diamond and ruby grit. CLUBS
Our love lightwieght diamond and ruby powder. DIAMONDS

[Autocube3 - autocue for 3d interactive movies.]

Saturday, April 23, 2005

a study toward sonnet #604 by FisherKingKQJ

He didn't realise I was already in love
With baffled chugging from the motor astern
The circling terns in cobalt sky above
The swoosh on prow, the fizzing web white churn.
So my resistance was not hard to adjourn-
His smile gauged and set a net around my soul;
His shoulders blades were anchors to discern
And plumb crag backwash and whirlpool hole.
I didn't know whether to droll or extoll-
His moods were fleshed out to seal or appeal
Quicksilver sunstruck, a shoal piper poll,
The roll of the boat I'd nor squeal nor reel.
A brass padlock is what I'd plan to clip
Through Scylla and Charybdis' double zip.

(Chorus)
A brass padlock is what I'd like to clip. SPADES
A brass padlock is what I'd like to attach. CLUBS
A brass padlock is what I'd like to fasten. DIAMONDS

[Autocube3 - autocue for interactive movies.]
The autocube for interactive movies is the cornerstone of this system. At some stage, when camera phone prices come down, I'll scan whiteboards of diagrams and poker machine 3d photo groups into the web log.

Friday, April 22, 2005

a study toward sonnet #603 by FisherKingKQJ
[Autocube3 - autocue for 3d interactive movies.]

Three granny steps to trip up a boyfriend:
You start by treating him as a canker,
You aggregate him by default as a fiend,
You frig him into roles as a wanker.
Immortality, for which you so hanker
Shuts me out with antidotes for cancer,
Be that antioxidant white cell banker
To deal to some breast or colon cancer-
Nor are white wine flavanoids the answer,
Good for my heart, for your tits unholy-
There seems no compromise enhancer,
No longer will I stomach your broccoli....
Eight glasses of water you swill and sink,
A pig perspiring, through the door I slink.

(Chorus)
Eight glasses of water you swill and sink. SPADES
Eight glasses of water you swill and drop. CLUBS
Eight glasses of water you swill and founder. DIAMONDS
[l14 lengthened to match l1 typeset.]
a study toward sonnet #602 by FisherKingKQJ

I think you no longer want to be mine,
We've been lukewarm or cold for aeons;
For gut reactions, you don't have the spine,
Indecision has several trunnions.
You're never one for second opinions,
The last break-up took two or three crashes,
See you laters, see you soons, see you anons,
Extensive practise waited looming lashes.
You want me to leave on your hobby hashes,
You're now an eco-tourist, you train a horse,
Brunette dyes and extensions are the mashes
And guides to separation or divorce.
Would a chat-up line now ease my torture?
I love your ghostly powderbase hauteur.

(Chorus)
Would a chat-up line now ease my torture? SPADES
Would a chat-up line now ease my anguish? CLUBS
Would a chat-up line now ease my distress? DIAMONDS

[Autocube3 - autocue for 3d interactive movies.]

Wednesday, April 20, 2005

a study toward sonnet #601 by FisherKingKQJ

Sex mad bonobonos, hard arse alpha chimps,
Afore you make love in a thatched mud hut,
Before you make your small knots and crimps,
Check your condoms organic or sheep gut.
When you slip past a loincloth into a butt,
A quarter of an inch of top end leave spare,
Stop AIDS backflow into a sore or cut-
Darwin and Noah drown out diseases queer.
Those Carmelite nuns taught me care and prayer-
You don't see me walk around on knuckles,
The maned king of the jungle skulks my dare,
To an upright gait and ground nest buckles.
Dear cousins, sublimate procreative force,
You must start killing lions as intercourse.

(Chorus)
Dear cousins, sublimate procreative force. SPADES
Dear cousins, sublimate procreative energy. CLUBS
Dear cousins, sublimate procreative power. DIAMONDS

[Autocube3 - autocue for 3d interactive movies.]

Tuesday, April 19, 2005

HEARTS SPADES CLUBS DIAMONDS
a study toward sonnet #600 by FisherKingKQJ

Julio, I've enforced a damning silence-
You can't woo me back with a mean potshot;
You've hit me with your frankness but not license-
I've even written off my prised whatnot.
Where I stickle for bone china teapot
And wool cozy, you plunge for tube of glass;
Where I serve meatloaf with a yoghurt clot,
You dunk your gingernuts and slurp morass.
Where you stir dandelions and aphids' frass,
I brew short-leaf ceylon boiled and immersed;
Where you storm in the tea first with no class,
I strain in the tea last with the milk first.
I sip tea with my pinky sticking out,
You slurp tea from a saucer to your pout.

(Chorus)
I sip tea with my pinky sticking out. SPADES
I sip tea with my pinky sticking extended. CLUBS
I sip tea with my pinky sticking unfurled. DIAMONDS

[Autocube3 - autocue for 3d interactive movies.]

Sunday, April 17, 2005

a study toward sonnet #599 by FisherKingKQJ

Fatboy, if I've told you a million times
I've told you once - I hate unfeeling runts
Cross K road in telekinetic mimes-
Thighbone stretching ratchets are not stunts.
I won't debate with a transexual dunce
Pros, cons, quantity versus quality,
Appendices repurposed now cunce -
Go chinese burn your soft saline titty!
Me, shamateur drag queen? That is so ditzy!
My straight up new boyfriend the colourist
Finds my falsies huge gloss over ritzy,
Loves wigs, and acrylic nails on each fist.
I've sent this message thru kirlian ether,
Else I'd pulp your fat face punchbag leather.

(Chorus)
I've sent this message thru kirlian ether. SPADES
I've sent this message thru kirlian gas. CLUBS
I've sent this message thru kirlian vapour. DIAMONDS

[Autocube3 - autocue for 3d interactive movies.]
HEARTS SPADES CLUBS DIAMONDS
Dear Diary,
Only you and I know the real origin of the word "cinema". In SerboCroatian the words Chinese (Kines), cinema (kino) and the gambling game keno (kino) have the same route word. In Chinese bingo, words are pulled out of a bag one at a time, and the caller tells a story. In the West in the late 1960's bingo halls began to replace box office flops. It was the story of the two fat ladies (88) who turned into two swans (22), or not. This system is the one closest to the money and truest to the origin of cinema...am I right or am I correct or am I true?
Your faithful servant,
FisherKingKQJ
a study toward sonnet #598 by FisherKingKQJ

I was stung by the off-hand way he said
That I was this conniving bossybritches;
I'd been called this at times, or this line fed,
But not by the One; the worst of hitches.
Just as we're getting cosy in niches
Of girl and boy, the situation then asks
That I ameliorate entrenched glitches,
The One must be excited to household tasks.
Encouraging him when he home tired basks,
Delegating, not entrenching with blame,
Not questioning the delays or masks
And choosing less than perfect over shame.
The begging and bullying I've had to skip-
The One desires no bootlick or bullwhip.

(Chorus)
The begging and bullying I've had to skip. SPADES
The begging and bullying I've had to avoid. CLUBS
The begging and bullying I've had to censor. DIAMONDS
[l14 shortened to match l1 in typeset 19/9/05]
[Autocube3 - autocue for 3d interactive movies.]

Saturday, April 16, 2005

HEARTS SPADES CLUBS DIAMONDS

Friday, April 15, 2005

a study toward sonnet #597 by FisherKingKQJ

Ash blonde myself, I took a quick dislike
To honey blonde; she'd made a pass at my beau-
I told her with a frown to take a hike;
The ponytail down to her bum had great flow.
Her shoulders for envy were a plateau,
Her biceps, too, were powerful in half size,
Her halter kini top could scarce goods stow,
Her boypants highlighted her cleft and thighs.
Around her swirl half truths and vicious lies
She is else virgin, else pricktease, else slut...
Bitch voluptuous who scratches as she cries,
Who pits man against man where there is a glut.
She's got a fraternal twin of auburn hair-
They scull, row, paddle coxless, I do swear.

(Chorus)
They scull, row, paddle coxless, I do swear. SPADES
They scull, row, paddle coxless, I do oath. CLUBS
They scull, row, paddle coxless, I do underwrite. DIAMONDS

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Thursday, April 14, 2005

a study toward sonnet #596 by FisherKingKQJ

For cardio either she jogs or rope skips,
She uses velcro ankle and wrist weights
For aerobic crunches and tricep dips,
While pilates kickboxing antiquates.
My riflescope detached now evaluates
A body in sports bra and cycle pants
A baseball cap that her eyes adumbrates,
Her ponytail to my eyes succour grants.
To close, she'll jinx a jazz or ballet prance,
Not seeing me peeping over the lane
Into her flat by bizarre happenstance-
The problem is either inane or else insane.
I love this all fours crouching yoga witch,
My fingers orbit low on dimmer switch.

(Chorus)
I love this all fours crouching yoga witch. SPADES
I love this all fours crouching yoga magician. CLUBS
I love this all fours crouching yoga sorceress. DIAMONDS
[l14 shortened to match l1 in typeset. 19/9/05]
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Wednesday, April 13, 2005

a study toward sonnet #595 by FisherKingKQJ

I wasn't sure what made me feel impure:
As my career was on the upswing curve,
My loving relationship quite secure,
And my situation my loot could innerve.
Yet, huge sweats underarm engulfed my verve,
My long time partner really made me sick,
My plans to botox took a compelling swerve
To cancel this absurd new nervous trick.
Botox rid me of needling migraine neck crick,
I smoothed out a world-weary blank statue
Where people were archetypes span and spick,
My babe joined me to beat out a tattoo.
We make love smooth with slow tantric cries,
I swoon to see my thumbnails in his eyes.

(Chorus)
We make love smooth with slow tantric cries. SPADES
We make love smooth with slow tantric howls. CLUBS
We make love smooth with slow tantric yells. DIAMONDS

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Tuesday, April 12, 2005

a study toward sonnet #594 by FisherKingKQJ

Nought need for an occasional father,
My son eschews now an ersatz bipolar
Brief pungent, short sweet, bundle of blather,
Whose smokescreen is pursuit of the dollar.
We're self-spoilt, long off third world squalor,
And we're still fantabulous platonic mates
Resigned both to low level dolour,
Which statistical error margin slates.
We've got a list of loves, dislikes and hates-
I speculate your demons, if they exist,
But my love with optimism corroborates,
And from your bright facets shall never twist.
Our child, by caprice hormones turned to son
Is mindful of jewels smithied by our sun.

(Chorus)
Is mindful of jewels smithied by our sun. SPADES
Is mindful of jewels smithied by our asterisk. CLUBS
Is mindful of jewels smithied by our hexagon. DIAMONDS

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Monday, April 11, 2005

HEARTS SPADES CLUBS DIAMONDS

This sytem is very close to the money and can be put together off the shelf. The CRT screens which are literally the colour of money to stop piracy are being phased out, and call it instinct if you will, I've got a good feeling about the 60 and 120 frames per second oil based screens in development at Ph*l*ps. I can't help thinking of Rembrandt's lamplit faces whenever I see a poster for computer games, they way it reserves computing power. :) :) :)

Sunday, April 10, 2005

a study toward sonnet #593 by FisherKingKQJ

I'd known her for considerable time,
Respected her for being a home science whizz;
One day I got a formal introduction sublime
By that friend of a friend, which made me fizz.
She's funny, warm, and never in a tizz,
She likes to club her people over food;
Her secret recipe is an in-group quizz,
A blend and diffuse of sense and attitude.
You get a laugh when you expect a feud,
She bolsters any gung ho self-starter-
As long as your sap stories are eschewed-
To stubborn pessimism she's no martyr.
I love her taste unleavened or else yeast,
Her lows and highs are real love's ample feast.

(Chorus)
Her highs and lows are real love's ample feast. SPADES
Her highs and lows are real love's ample banquet. CLUBS
Her highs and lows are real love's ample repast. DIAMONDS

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Saturday, April 09, 2005

a study toward sonnet #592 by FisherKingKQJ

So calculating, acolyte to smarm,
Up himself whole - a puffer fish of bloat
In his vibe of god's gift to chicks by charm,
He was so pointy with chat up by rote.
It was to me plain, I took mental note,
That his sights were set on my tight behind,
He was a toy dog in fluffy white coat
On hind legs looking for a shin to grind.
The sun baked my bandeau top dry as rind,
And the biological sweat on his brow
Struck me as great anxiety of the mind-
I loved his sculpted pecs, that much I'll vow.
I stirred, stirred, atop flagstone margin ledge,
Nor too far off nor too close to that edge.

(Chorus)
I stirred, stirred, atop flagstone margin ledge. SPADES
I stirred, stirred, atop flagstone margin bench. CLUBS
I stirred, stirred, atop flagstone margin shelf. DIAMONDS

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Friday, April 08, 2005

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a study toward sonnet #591 byFisherKingKQJ

Some overly prepared actor on stage,
I stammer toward my firstmost fullstop;
Some formulaic stand-up, I disengage
Profanity, ad lib ad hoc a prop.
Set piece is an unmitigated flop
In my love's eyes, as well, crooked pretence,
And causes her embarrassed eyes to drop
In polite deference and po defence.
All my intelligence writ large past tense,
I think my love thinks it vital compost,
So pungent warm, as yet with future dense,
Windbreak insular, fruitfully composed.
My love reads me vulgar or else crude,
An optimist, I'm by her crows feet cue'd.

(Chorus)
My love reads me vulgar or else crude. SPADES
My love reads me vulgar or else base. CLUBS
My love reads me vulgar or else tawdry. DIAMONDS

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Thursday, April 07, 2005

a study toward sonnet #590 by FisherKingKQJ

When I was at home in Macau, the boys
Would say to me, Jasmine, you're far too pale;
But when I was in Hobart by monied choice
As homestay, the boys said I was too pale.
I'm lily white by nature, though still hale,
And posed to be a perpetual optimist;
Encompass sunny hill, else shady dale-
The setbacks and torments are all life's grist.
You are who you are, therefore I resist
Default gift of advice, instead I cheer
Again try, or loss cut, before you're hissed-
This porcelain smile will mime a hear, hear!
My love, you can relax in your own skin,
Where I end is where you, my love, begin.

(Chorus)
My love, you can relax in your own skin. SPADES
My love, you can relax in your own hide. CLUBS
My love, you can relax in your own pelt. DIAMONDS

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Wednesday, April 06, 2005

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I've been searching for this girl on a poker machine, all my life.
a study toward sonnet #589 by FisherKingKQJ

I watched myself foist upon him sarcasm,
And manipulation, not least whingeing,
I missed the fights, the fiery, steamy miasm,
We were possessed by parents impingeing.
With telepathy, I wasn't exactly infringing
On his thoughts private: it was quid quo pro-
His flowers on my flowers thus hingeing,
His come on on my come on thus to follow.
He's a lovely fellow, we're not fallow-
And clinging and jealous is an awkward role-
And self-absorbed and bustling plain loco,
I'll win him back with a flat white and roll.
We've both grown up on favour for favour,
And to no-man's land returned a fervour.

(Chorus)
We've both grown up on favour for favour. SPADES
We've both grown up on favour for boon. CLUBS
We've both grown up on favour for service. DIAMONDS

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Tuesday, April 05, 2005

a study toward sonnet #588 by FisherKingKQJ

The marriage has improved my health-
I've lost weight, I dress better, and the boss
Takes me as serious contender for wealth-
I'm magnetised steel and not file dross.
I do make my nitpicking wife so cross:
She beams me tips with lipcurls and slackjaws,
Not one for dress ups, one for garment toss,
I never pick up socks, I leave open drawers.
She's got overcharged character flaws;
She'll tell her mum, or best pal, not me, first,
Backstory of her private for applause,
Or night classes in which she's so immersed.
She's sweet wild honey, one persistent nag,
And determined to get me past the snag.

(Chorus)
She's sweet wild honey, one persistent nag. SPADES
She's sweet wild honey, one persistent tartar. CLUBS
She's sweet wild honey, one persistent virago. DIAMONDS

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Sunday, April 03, 2005

a study toward sonnet #586 by FisherKingKQJ

Our lovers' tiffs are most often trivial
Or else we fight as if our lives are at stake,
But on the balance our love is convivial,
We swap apologies for future's sake.
We've got a history now of heartache,
We know the friendship can take the blows,
More than dirty dishes it's going to take
To shut us down - this each to each owes.
I've sensed the lacuna icy habit bestows,
She'll watch tv while I thumb through a book,
And so sneak glances over sorrow's floes,
At love's wanton guarding or shackling rook.
Our love is a sharp white water kayak,
A bumping, twisting, swirling gobsmack.

(Chorus)
A bumping, twisting, swirling gobsmack. SPADES
A bumping, twisting, swirling stupefaction. CLUBS
A bumping, twisting, swirling wonder. DIAMONDS

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Saturday, April 02, 2005

a study toward sonnet #585 by FisherKingKQJ

We nod the supposition - all our pals
Are sexier and they're having lots more sex;
What confuses me and sometimes galls-
She's besotted with suspect infant X.
I'm conservative, with much less flex
Than I care to confess - she feels mistress
Or else mother; it's a black magic hex,
Twin poles of her ragged blue spark distress.
My shadow self seems to be a tigress,
A long two-way window of mirror stripes-
When I pounce on celibacy - do I digress?
So, would an affair sort my carnal gripes?
We shan't be those lovers whom we despise:
Our lovely friendship will never demise.

(Chorus)
We shan't be those lovers whom we despise. SPADES
We shan't be those lovers whom we abhor. CLUBS
We shan't be those lovers whom we loathe. DIAMONDS

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a study toward sonnet #587 by FisherKingKQJ

{The characters in the following sonnet are fictitious and any resemblance to people living or dead is purely coincidental.}

The jury has got me in this tight jam,
Scowls my insanity plea as farty:
It's that I flipped my wig yet gave a damn,
Renee slipped a mickey finn so arty.
Counsel Barry black belt in karate
Is grappling with my samurai sword,
The one which pooped an insulting party,
The stenographer taps every word.
I chopped the hand for giving me the bird,
My secret witness flew in grey spyplanes,
Recorded every byte that he heard
For plots CIA above Hauraki Plains.
Renee, ma petite choux, I still love you-
You forcefed an animal in the zoo.

(Chorus)
You forcefed an animal in the zoo. SPADES
You forcefed an animal in the cage. CLUBS
You forcefed an animal in the enclosure. DIAMONDS

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Thursday, March 31, 2005

a study toward sonnet #584 by FisherKingKQJ

Our brand new marriage licence won't get us
Together more closely, the paradox
Being shared experience and less fuss
In dollops is dull dementia praecox.
So being respectable is leg iron locks
And hugs while watching telly on the couch,
But yet our sex lives are somehow in hocks
To notions of profound friendship they vouch.
It's not that either of us is a slouch
And purposely chooses to be celibate;
It's time for our profound love to debouch
To public hugging, ourselves celebrate.
Our aphrodisiac might be going on dates,
Plus doing fresh positions as closest mates.

(Chorus)
Our aphrodisiac might be going on dates. SPADES
Our aphrodisiac might be going on meets. CLUBS
Our aphrodisiac might be going on trysts. DIAMONDS

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Tuesday, March 29, 2005

a study toward sonnet #582 by FisherKingKQJ

It's quite a peculiar sort of friendship
Based upon bye, raincheck, or else default:
She kindly lets me run off at the lip,
She flips a philosophical somersault.
To her own tears she quickly calls a halt,
Her own bust romance she rates at nil;
They're about as different as nut and bolt,
And neither tries to fit the other's bill.
She politely takes a vicarious thrill
From friends I introduce by anecdote;
Confided secrets, she would never spill,
The favours I ask of her, she turns to rote.
She's so perfect, so can she be dull?
Her superlative grooming stops a lull.

(Chorus)
She's so perfect, so can she be dull? SPADES
She's so perfect, so can she be humdrum? CLUBS
She's so perfect, so can she be tedious? DIAMONDS

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