Love the whiskey habit fancy glass and label
Live to taste the forty proof one malt booze
Like to watch the satellite and cable
Wireless keyboard surfs inside yards you use
Paranoia reads prime in drunken fable
Phony friends and patient fiends infest ruse
Judge of character I prove unstable
Far off neutral known to harbour biased views
Walking jay in jitters speciously spewing
How I found the flimsiest future lady
Walking jay as well and scarcely shady
Back to front and frank inside weird waltz wooing
Such a slinky girl engaging giver
Heart throb squared an ache across the liver
Chorus giver backer supporter