Prison life thought gnarly rap on knuckles
Pinching cars appealed as easy peasy
Credits scrolled in forced mirth make me queasy
Why the laughter canned the candied chuckles?
Cougar shows off cleavage never suckles
Frozen facial features minted breezy
Secondary smoke turns diction wheezy
Vaping vaunted audience awed it buckles
Rented room a valueless one star jest
Better deal if guest in majestys nest
Metal loo and basin claim I my own
Mixture posh and poor in grammar school zone
Padre Pio the saint in prayer to witness
Model captive minding my own business
Chorus witness deponent observer
