In summer student doctors swot no sweat
In cellars supercool our fevered brains
Head mirror minimises much eye strains
As we explore holes black tight warped and wet
In subterranean movie club all met
To celebrate on silver screen net gains
Head mirrors deal around in daisy chains
The minor light of movie star in debt
In waiting room theres womens magazines
And cripples quote them quick to flabbergast
I pull at certain strings theyre cheaply cast
I glaze a leg too short a spine that leans
Heads swivel folk think less of selfish gloom
Now when a cripple lands in waiting room
Chorus gloom murk shade