Youve never needed me I nod your knack
I kind of care you sashay social ranks
Youve never heeded me I shrug your hack
Ive suffered sometimes played your petty pranks
Your furtive gaze electrifies then blanks
Your languid voice elucidates then mutes
I feel youre perfect foil to fools and cranks
Id say you stick to ruts and safest routes
You twist the truth on whim or when it suits
Your rabbit diets are force fed fads on blast
Your sense of style a sultriness imputes
You feign indifference to flabbergast
You bury me in stuff yourself youll dump
You can yet quit and nab another chump
Chorus dump bin scrap
