The headache huge I woke to bearded runt
I watched as he adjusted seams of shirt
A silver locket slung across its front
On his unbuttoned vest odd blots and dirt
I loved to kiss and cuddle full on flirt
I laid on charm and helped you binge your booze
I cornered shouts off him I swooned inert
I hung on him and mickey finn the ruse
Id sworn off chaperone to self amuse
Two wrongs are right if every loser wins
I surfaced classy courtesan on cruise
In gilded bath tub bubbles wash of sins
In champagne bubble bath tank silver spoons
The strainer sort attract tea trade tycoons
Chorus spoons scoops spades
