Revised sonnet #313
In rumours overheard three hedonists
Its farcical and kinky kind of crude
Id like to sort the liars employ two fists
The libels list you me and her as lewd
Truth be told blunt I like a female nude
Aversion counsel has turned me off men
I pass as Xian cookie cutter prude
The baby hole in bush is pretty zen
I found you beautiful I wonder when
I noticed knee and calf in mental blank
Our pal once bared a flank to pick up pen
I found that beautiful you felt that frank
I want three way the once Im held in hex
They reckon we indulged in kinky sex
Chorus hex charm mojo
