Revised sonnet #310
They call you fatty blurt in front of face
The K road coffee shop our place to meet
Youre jolly generous you make the space
Your machinations feature foods to eat
You shout your mochaccinos foam on heat
I feed you next the latest nudie news
I air an ankle bracelet skipping street
I grant the government three sixty views
Im star of comedy The Curfew Clues
Its demimonde and den I dance and dredge
The special guess a panty line of hues
You match the face to billiard ball or hedge
The moochers crash on couch on way to woke
I feed them first a fancy step off broke
Chorus woke conscious mindful