Youve heard of me your highness Duke of Bast
I caught the horny cats of bigger size
The biggest best backbred inbred that fast
In cat years measured large as lion to eyes
The bastard orgy scenes I supervise
Our goddess motto share and share alike
Anonymized in feline masks all wise
Im ceremonial leader north of frozen pike
Our neighbours loathe our lot they love to hike
Their civil war of real estate to cease
Ill blind and burn them ray of sunshine spike
Ice lenses lodged in light towers keep the peace
And should they self annihilate till none
Ill walk through ruins two cats in chains in fun
Chorus none void zero