Can you keep a dirty little secret?
Mean Im not exactly known a virgin
My tits massive paralyze most men met
Cool to keep the surge of sexual urge in
Blossomed late yet pleased at last to burgeon
Wondered why the parts experienced solely
Narrowly escaped a plastic surgeon
Silicone implants a harm unholy
My insight aligns in silence slowly
My tits jack up pals they hide theyre jealous
Bitchiness the realm of ladies lowly
Squirm of aching shoulders overzealous
Now it is Im fending off too many
Look to say Im lucky fielding any
Chorus many legion copious
