Revised sonnet #134

It was the first time now he drove me back

He clicked the door ajar and drew me out

He stuck a kiss across my waiting pout

I gave hugs graciously I nursed the knack

I saw him symbol social code to crack

I knew him stable neither loon nor lout

I knew he sometimes suffered standard doubt 

I knew his bank account a solid stack

Involuntary figure fixed in dream

If incubus of true to type taboo

I woke up from its escalating scheme

Hed nearly pleased me yet the word was whew

I shall invite him soon inside my house

Ive let him burnish buttons on my blouse

Chorus house dwelling residence

Revised sonnet #133

I wore a lemon coloured frock at first

Id piled up high my red and curly hair

His famous flings had proven flagrant dare

As ladies man in ways he wasnt worst

His patter much impressed as minted air

He was a whizz at dance his lips half pursed

He reckoned we were willed on pretty pair

He was in compliments of value versed

His wife estranged I reckoned part time whore

He didnt know I knew her passing well

His pick up line a cliche truth to tell

A female friend informed of many more

I coaxed the calibration bar to low

I joined him jubilant in shallow show

Chorus low laag lav

 

Revised sonnet #132

His hot hand right around my neck he groped

I writhed to free myself I swung aside

He launched his lips they smacked air wending wide

I wished a referee then interloped

Id said I was a kooky chick in jest

He didnt virulently disagree

Anonymised himself a fake yet free

A solemn silhouette perfect second best

He said I was a lovely lady like the rest

I didnt say I was the only one

As hankypanky plays a part in fun

Hed be a mummys boy if self assessed

I clicked ajar the door then out I jumped

He sat at steering wheel Id left him stumped

Chorus jumped hopped sprung

Revised sonnet #131

I loathe the ignorance of immigrants

Theres student slavery theyre our odd own

Off unemployment numbers underblown

The childrens labour law a paedo stance

I wont eat pangolin or wriggling fresh

To parasites off limit gut and brain

The toasted sandwich charcoal poison drain

Yes what I like and what is healthy mesh

The deserts like a drive in cinema

At night the cacti open blooms to bats

You snuggle runaways youre like their pa

You point your tungsten torch at feral cats

You wink your lights at dozy drunk elf owls

And scenery the chupacabra prowls

Chorus owls uile ululae

Revised sonnet #130

The paddle driven gondola appeared

To cut through coloured glass a wave at bow

A wake at stern two queers on quay then neared

Their Gatto masks emitted miaow on miaow

Our Bauta masks mute mum they werent as weird

The girl on girl a dated pleasure now

At Ponte delle Tette the paddler paused and leered

To Florians barocca and noodle chow

In masquerade the Carnivals elite

Allows itself the swap of sex as guise

Allows itself the value face to eyes

Conceit canal its wholly water street

Ice raked through riddle onto anisette

You sip I wonder what else can I get

Chorus anisette anice anijs

 

Revised sonnet #129

Quiet liaison sensual session should you dare

Bi curious client if tentative in taste

Exclude blame hypothetically chaste

Accept as gospel how youre kind of queer

The scented candles waft us floral cheer

Ive tightly tied the towel around thin waist

The massage board by beautiful you graced

I pat your well oiled ribs aches disappear

I deal to womans woes unlock the pain

I push and ply injustices away

It likely lasts a healthy hour or day

Together glued I frig for fiscal gain

A giggling gigolo Ill work you hard

In sandalwood oil streaked take cash or card

Chorus hard forceful vigorous

Revised sonnet #128

She stared so sultry didnt blink it vexed 

She said she specialised in overhauls

I rated her a smidgen undersexed

I sported bottom growth of genitals

She was uncut she hid inside the balls

I looked at her as he as half arse hexed

I shouldnt have allowed those queer crank calls

In phalloplasty my junk self annexed

The Family and Naval pub the place

To binge on beer and pick up fancied folk

I shouted her a cocktail rum and coke

And back on Krd I parried her embrace

I gave the glamour pusss face a slap

I caught off her one nasty brand of clap

Chorus slap slam smack

Revised sonnet #127

I was talked down to lots he wouldnt spurn

I wanted so to do the very same

It wasnt me though stressed inside Id churn

The sarcasm stilted came off rather lame

The right to me I made the thing to earn

I dodged him more and more in mental game

I wasnt wedding ready yet hed yearn

Id never ever mentioned my old flame

I loved Ians pace of life I loved its perk

I lounged in limousine and private jet

I loved his rants he rarely roared regret

He was a womaniser fatal quirk

Im lonely lots and fear Ill end up nixed

Whats wrong with men Ive never fully fixed

Chorus nixed dropped quashed

 

Revised sonnet #126

My pulse accelerated next I sighed

He raised himself a bit and stepped away

He followed rules Id like to first obey

I forced the future fun thighs open wide

I saw set shower the steam the glass abide 

I smelt the sudsy soap in strokes at play

I saw him drop the sponge on shelving gray

He was a savvy specimen I eyed

I felt the naughty pleasure resonate

I memorised his every raw caress

I wished I wasnt such a moral mess

I felt the lurch of scene to desolate

True love and love at first view plain perplex

I sacrificed a stance to sensual sex

Chorus perplex bemuse confound