Revised sonnet #1434
I read your mad email it made me moan
In fact I gave the benefit of doubt
To many awkward acts youd brag about
Your muffs and misdemeanors not unknown
You left your wife and me a while alone
I sighed as commonsense youd often flout
Your alibi established square your rout
I patronised her nether pleasure zone
I love you buddy were in ways alike
Ive met a girl Id rate a long term mate
As fours a crowd Im scared shell suffocate
On kinky coupledom I guess Ill pike
I pitch in ether now this mental meme
Im mute in cyberspace on printer ream
Chorus meme idea notion