Revised sonnet #1446
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You couldve camouflaged your master plan
A little better lured a lesser man
A sycophant immersed in kinky dread
I was too easily aligned and lead
You posed a preternatural elan
On doubt youd demonstrated blanket ban
I hung on smitten while you swished ahead
Youve staged yourself as flashy angler fish
Your spouse stuck shrunk a sorry back end bump
To smug conclusion could I quickly jump
I wasnt cautious when Id cling and wish
You patronise Im quite afraid to come
Youre prone to queef I queerly jelque you mum
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