Revised sonnet #1461
Inside the chosen chapel well end wed
The service by a rebel cloistered monk
The runaway and orphan were ill bred
The pews of pine invite the few of flunk
The best babes a huffer shes no head
The best boys a boozer hes no drunk
The rebel monks a stickler latin read
The catering is phoned in food thats junk
The ratio one to one in dna
A boy to girl on level make a match
A poof and lesbian balance bring to batch
In subset match and mix of gay and gay
If booze and petrol promise cleanest buzz
Since sizzling sex is filthy fuzz to fuzz
Chorus buzz rush thrill