Revised sonnet #1470
Big bummed babes rig his life they chat or chew
They share their cokes corn chips and sweets
He brushes by the boobs joke ingenue
His bulging belly flattens flush their pleats
Big bummed babes suck at fags they puff poohpooh
On modern mums and frantic fasting feats
His sunstruck sherbet dribbles down as goo
He makes a mental note of whom he meets
His singlet sag his cap on back to front
His baggy calf high pantaloon the rule
He guzzles grape juice all to keep him cool
The liquor store a harmless homie punt
His pick up lines are stuff you said if skewed
He tuttuts temptation big bummed babes youd
Chorus skewed angled twisted