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Vanity calls nothing further vexes
Than you gormless listing gormless exes
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Plaintive worry warts youre loose with label
They could as well hand you evil hexes
Vamp up vitriol sworn between the sexes
I wont undermine whatevers stable
Okay I crib from Cupids clever notes
I laugh when you deploy a timeworn laugh
I take as treasured stuff the leather totes
As well I wage that youre my better half
Soon youll lean your young head on my shoulder
Soft and sweet and subtly one bit older
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