Sonnet #87 by FisherKingKQJ
The shelf fillers told me she'd pierced her nose
And putting aside my partial eyesight,
I should look at her really, really close
As my chance of a date with her were slight.
She was a checkout girl of ineffable beauty
Her scanner sparkled a bright red ray,
Close up I scanned the face of my cutie,
Her ruby nose stud sparkles were at play.
I was going to excuse my gammy shorter leg
And to divulge my trolley jockey dreams:
In my hundred e mails I humbly beg
The KGB sear my eyes with laser beams.
My nose bumped her nose, which led
Her to moistly peck me on the forehead.
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My nose bumped her nose, which led.
My nose bumped her nose which caused.
My nose bumped her nose which inspired.