Through decade past Id practised medicine
Till money Mammon promised massed a pile
The student slave I was in rubbish bin
I rose above the ritual haze in style
I burn off calories engrossed in guile
A stretch to reckon me on local street
I keep a distance safer country mile
The patients pain in bum its gymnast feat
All puzzle pieces spread out neat as neat
Im head and limbs that tend to torso point
Yourself youre grade of sausage maker meat
The jig up should I pose as juicy joint
I warn against sea salt sweat hand in cramp
I sign the script a pain thump rubber stamp
Chorus cramp jerk spasm
(Dr Noel Otto Leon)