Revised sonnet #326A
The freshest phalloplasty guinea pig
Togs blue I strut the sand I show elan
I puff out naked chest its nipples big
Teens make of me in giggles muscle man
Dimorphism was imposed across our clan
The bull of Baal a brand on leather box
Inside it scale and baptist silver pan
They lay on foil of felt in loops and chocks
Two dozen lesser babies burnt on blocks
All siblings sacrificed to cut us right
Theyd drown as ciphers oddly orthodox
I won a sister lesser weight and height
Ive worn thick glasses since the buggered bum
I was a black eyed baby kept it mum
Chorus bum arse derriere
