Im Richard sometimes patronized tagged Rick
I manifest as dove or fish or lamb
I wear a purple plush top hat youd nick
Ive got two rivals pawns in Satans scam
Young people suffocate in city cram
They lack in status skills or bank accounts
I suffer seeing them nod I give a damn
I mingle modest best of wisdom founts
I stroll the shopping centres midst the mounts
I lend a sympathetic ear and smile
Against the cost of living little bounce
I chaperone odd orphans down the aisle
Tall skinny sallow ninety six years old
Through pan pipes puff I heaven put on hold
Chorus old aged veteran
