In company of lady friends Ill laugh
Its from them whom I get the proper price
They say Im certainly the better half
They reckon him a little numb and nice
I risked a lot on daring roll of dice
As he exuded charm and confidence
I was aloof in love averse to vice
I felt at loss in hate and wished it hence
I wasnt such a fan of common sense
I plumbed irrationally daily dross
The schism of shallow versus deep immense
I feared a sugar crash of candyfloss
I shouldve friend zoned him a caring bloke
I married him to safely signal woke
Chorus bloke fellow guy
