Think border skirmishes are paramount?
Then read this recipe for gender strife
The women more than men in number count
I fight to work out simple loving wife
Im dime a dozen sadly sort thats rife
A homo hominid in pyramid
I pray to shortages of mortal life
I copy women who insist on grid
I corner him to do a deed Im bid
The jealousy in women stir a kick
As hes anonymous I honour lid
It stays on screwed the pretty boy is slick
I cleave to him to point of perjury
Theirs men of mews and plastic surgery
Chorus perjury parjure perjurio
