Revised sonnet #163

In Onehunga car park public gents

Its me and missus screwing upon a wall

I once a maggot worked the hospital

I writhed in wounds I aided accidents

You poo and pee and peep us from your stall

Yes loose your bowels and bladder heave it hence

And wipe your bum youll hit the shopping mall

In pristine shape youll leave us stinky vents

The Asian punter squats above the seat

And seems to ice a massive coffee cake

If floaters froth unflushable Ill eat

The coitus interrupt us missus sake

The cistern smells of Spanish fly or farts

I pin the missus puny private parts

Chorus farts putter scoregge

Revised sonnet #162

I rent a room at old St Josephs lodge

Tobacco pinched off me Ill batter yet

The head of hair and mono brow are jet

That Fungas five foot five a poly podge

The deviled sausage supper serves as stodge

In margarine and curry powder met

The little lolly bags I wont abet

Yes Fungas on tick latest dairy dodge

If Funga plonks a piano huffs a hymn

St Josephs sensible the plaster saint

Of chalky patches pleasant peeled off paint

In Fungas focus brief as bugs and dim

If Funga sells a sun tan lotion spray

I cop a burn that cloudy summer day

Chorus spray aerosol vaporizer

 xfizer sugar pills

vs simple medieval medicine cabinet

willow bark sedative

almonds brain and gut parasite eliminator

crushed daisies mosquito eliminator

and if you've been told bad eye sight is a disease consider books by medieval gentile giants

Rome roam road

Carthage cartage

cartage sat on road then road was all by itself

I was about to say that history is fake but I decided not to.

Revised sonnet #161

You capture me your generous eyes gleam

Im glad to rate as more than cataracts

I come off doppelgangers drawn off dream

I puzzle how the photon stream impacts

Eyes work around all seen seamed seem

They hide the optic nerve in hopping acts

And multipliers the massive numbers deem

Too quickly simulation fitting facts

Ill mull the million shades of gray

I mean to multitask those tasty lips

You are you what is blank in battleships

And what is shade of shade eyed anyway?

Theres liquid light in either ether gaze

Theres something light love like luciferase

Chorus gaze peer scan

Revised sonnet #160

The choice I bide is either bad or worse

I put off chance of casual causal joy

I suffer cruellest luck or karmic curse

I harbour stilted speech I favour ploy

It looks like luck and karma each annoy

If polar opposites if scum and dregs

Theyve haunted me too much as man and boy

The epilogue a brilliant answer eggs

A daemon free or else a demon chained

Is she I wonder which the while Im catching cuss

I feel its customized I like the fuss

I want to cuss at her yet not act pained

Is she through lottery the savaged soul?

Is she through luxury the damaged doll?

Chorus soul animus quintessence

Revised sonnet #159

I met you by and by in happenstance

You were a perfect party specimen

It didnt matter come to where or when

I made eye contact first I snatched the chance

You blinked at me I felt the flash of glance

I joined the socializing circles venn

I found in heart I had to have that hen

The number slower I patterned prance on dance

Yes were a match as clumsy couples go

I score a wobbly move on womans whim

In coordination bungle body blow

The other dancers clued up pseudo prim

Among the paired off dancers we were worst

Essentially in number self immersed

Chorus worst ergste verst

Revised sonnet #158

Show of shyness rigged your signs visceral

Face in fluster blushing pink and crinkling 

Hunch of me in mind you short of feral

Watching what Ive said I gain an inkling

My vague face a minor mirror wrinkling

Undermines your magnified emotion

Suns or stars in eyes yours take to twinkling

Mine empathic blink their milder notion

Luciferase lantern lightning lotion

Lets you hunt the obvious conquer crazy

Host your prey the speculations hazy

Once theyve delved deep down the odds on ocean

Luminescent fish effective creatures

Sun unwanted white and burning features

Chorus creatures animals organisms

Revised sonnet #157

I headed back to beach in fastest strokes

Instinctively I quit him feelings flipped

I didnt dig his dirty little jokes

I was as beautiful Id kindly quipped

His laughter lure to laughter meant to coax

I gave up giggles known to be tight lipped

I meant to meet the memorable folks

They shaved their private parts and skinny dipped

Theme park that Mission Bay imported sand

The ballast bridge of British Empire boats

And safe as houses not as fine or grand

I swam on beyond the bouys and marker floats

He was a far off knob he bobbed about

Trod water waved at me I sent him pout

Chorus about nigh roughly