A dreary dolour dolled up gush of glee
A nuanced esteem on criminal mislaid
A negative alliance when granted lee
A legal loophole slavishly obeyed
A bullys victim broken forced to flee
A slip through crack and into darkest shade
A natural end based on pent up pee
A rubberneck of accident and aid
A never was in wastrel humblebrag
A leaking pipe to bucket echoed plop
A public park that pongs of bovine dag
A virtue signalled by the stingiest sop
The world is full of silly stuff I fear
I moan its ruin as others oddly swear
Chorus fear cringe dread
