Revised sonnet #1471

I clicked our super site Vuggtupmz.com
The testing ticks and clicks eluded hitch
The happy heirs a hoot and credit rich
All polo players they ponied much aplomb
Yet lately lands a chilling water bomb
I hate to be the snob to sneer and snitch
The friend of friend of peer induction glitch
Is members middle class ask where youre from
I clicked you large as life youd served up drinks
To debutantes youd packed your private jet
Unfunniest gossip column photo let
I cringe the toasting crystal glasses links
Vuggtupmz.com is only wasting worse
The members card Id flick to any nurse
Chorus worse inferior shoddy

Revised sonnet #1472

Ive gone from rough edged rock to polished gem
You neutralised the nervous shoulder shrug
You fielded me a hold of hand and hug
I coughed and swallowed back the fitful phlegm
Acquired taste torture tactile s and m
The testing theatre guerney frame or rug
Adrenalin au naturel the drug
I suck your boots and scrunch your jacket hem
I wonder why the worlds a wicked bluff
As simultaneously its hard and soft
I wonder why too much is not enough
As hook and pulley hang a hunk aloft
I spot your silvery short skirt side zip
Then whilst I writhe you crack that leather whip
Chorus zip zip zip

Revised sonnet #1473

These differences separating small
Or subatomic fluster face to face
Individuality zooms out of grace
You might ignite a futile bitter brawl
You write a wobbly line I swirl a scrawl
You guard a patch I barricade a place
You meditate and jog I romp and race
You heave and hammer forth I hump and haul
You rack a vessel up I stack it down
You groan affliction stern I moan it soft
You smirk at sycophants I feed them frown
You haunt a study room I lounge a loft
Your finest feature is youre never me
I peer at ennui price of prising free
Chorus me mich mig

Revised sonnet #1474

Impossible to meet you more I deem
Else people will judge me a phony flirt
Else sister mine invites a horrid hurt
I crave your praise Im short of self esteem
Im hung up on your anecdote or meme
Im better looking babe I might just blurt
Instead I clam Im fashionably curt
Youve wasted warmth on her I might just scream
Youre biased to her enormous makeup kit
I keep it subtle void the bulging bag
Youre biased to her gigantic gift of grit
I cut the losses quick on drag on snag
Im going to quit you since you never cringe
I love you wifely even when I whinge
Chorus cringe flinch shrink

Revised sonnet #1475

Our Steve a strong and kind yet dozy doll
Required removed a wicked creme egg cyst
Inside the gut it was as giant as fist
I pulled his leg off peeped the plastic hole
You played the nurse in urgent rigmarole
I played the surgeon sure of hand and wrist
On lashes curler set I did insist
Exacting creme egg cradling goo the goal
Years weve endured and coddled hidden clause
Of spouses loss on vile investment scam
Their drunkenness and muffled mock applause
As designated drivers give a damn
Yes little sister see I love you more
Than husband mine a complicated bore
Chorus more meer mer

Revised sonnet #1476

I walked to windows churning cloudy sky
Your face concealed till that tense time in house
I didnt mind the rain its burning douse
I was the one and only passerby
I catch your cousins hes your guileless guy
The jealousy transmutes to novel nous
Of course Im lined up to be the spouse
I have avoided verbalising any lie
Its horrible to know the world which way works
Incapable of changing bad to good
To say I did all fateful deeds I could
To weep at wily microbes bent on quirks
Your nose and eyes are red and wet as well
I wont ask why in heavens home I dwell
Chorus well bore fount

Revised sonnet #1477

Dear country cousin failing photograph
Of us together magic might rig right
Two movie frames apart the half and half
Ill glue together let our lots take flight
Excepting caw of gulls and luff of leery laugh
At bordered high tide sand dunes grey or white
The bucket moulded grains a castle up to calf
All kids in swim togs sunshine shimmer bright
The causal kink and karmic imminence
At rear of frame appears your future wife
The bevied beauty hardly hurries hence
In idyll cosmic comedy is rife
Your wife to be a babe if sun tanned brown
In quirks I quantify you crib the crown
Chorus down low nether

Revised sonnet #1478

The bride is borne across the front door mat
Off grooms arms she descends droop safe inside
Dimorphism makes her seat seem small yet wide
Her narrow ribs exaggerate two knobs of fat
Her voice unbroken chimes as childrens guide
Hers colourful the poison berry chat
Hers grey hairs early grown and weekly dyed
Her lashes live on black they blink and bat
A mighty baby maker bent on mongoloid
A factory of meat the mouses boon
Her period pain is roughly every moon
Till one day menopause insists it void
Her sprog ephemeral the satellite
Adds kilograms and rigs dimorphism right
Chorus satellite lackey minion

Revised sonnet #1479

I love those greyhounds gungho out of gate
And whiskey whirled in coke just over ice
And girls asudden who on shoe heels skate
And Nimrods cup of peopled poker dice
And sharply creased black suits that understate
And stir fried duck in soy sauce set on rice
And dolls reducing dare to one blind date
And nets by sailors mended knot and splice
And parrots who assess by cuss a plus
And earring diamond drops off lobes back pinned
And colonnades that coordinate the wind
And guarantees unasked for never suss
A soul thats crammed is mine I care to dwell
I love you chum that sums up surely well
Chorus dwell abide lodge

Revised sonnet #1480

Your sugar daddy wont a message mince
That time takes toll in parallel alls one
And while we weather wrinkles well we wince
Your sweetness shriveled shallower fellows shun
Receding hair and double chin evince
I spoil you something dearly fond of fun
Indulge tastes every wine or whiskey since
I wish youd wear a negligee undone
As LMOQQS scissors stream and scrap and segue
Our genes reversing damaging old age
At first elite and beyond your measly wage
I know youll kiss and cuddle me in league
Youll splay and straddle my awaiting lap
And well transcend age gap the handicap
Chorus lap cisce dijen

Revised sonnet #1481

If lava chills enough it can emboss
Old bones or break them down to ash in heaps
Are flying ants fixtures framed in amber gloss
Exemplary imaginative leaps?
As feathered pterodactyls brush off dross
As ocean bottom algae suck oil seeps
As severed salamanders write off loss
As every bat though slandered peers and peeps
The breasts and biceps paired are sort of naff
The migraine neural cells theyre grown too much
The withered limb encouraged by a crutch
The stink of underarm a grey ones gaffe
The worlds a video game its fairly fake
I know a legless lizard from a snake
Chorus fake invalid phoney

Revised sonnet #1482

The fine true friend default a second best
Your older sisters similar in height and hue
The love I feel in company in lieu
You are the loveliest lovely beyond the rest
A shadow shelves your cleavage curve and chest
Your honey hair cascades off eyes of blue
Your nervous laughter linked to stuff you rue
Excepting guise as ever present guest
Id pick a partner on according mood
A nag if mad and prone to show and shout
A mute if sad and prone to bide and brood
A blab if glad and prone to foist and flout
Too much to merge these lovelies rolled in one
I weigh up which the bob against the bun
Chorus one individual single

Revised sonnet #1483

As on your older sister was I sold
Too soon I feel a fiendish faithful fake
You were aloof at first I was awake
To milder version from the common mould
Your older sisters cute and calm and cold
Its what I wanted only without break
Its secret stuff to scoff indulgent ache
I want to meet her moods in manifold
Her needs unknown to me I beg you speak
Youve known her intimately all your life
Else out of character a crisis wreak
Quell lingering ache serve up sudden strife
I love you loopily the best as quest
As older sisters celebrated guest
Chorus quest hunt search

Revised sonnet #1484

Twin mine mosaic you gave a lot to me
You werent a soul to wage a civil war
Or seriously offended keep a score
Again I gab in sentences of us and we
I was damn selfish up to nth degree
You shrank in womb you fused on made me more
Eyes blue and brown once look out peep and pore
I yank yet yellowing hair off collar free
Eyes myopic sought a comprehensive cure
Investigated twenty twenty read
As reading glasses render less than pure
In cheating pass if by elites decreed
Our irises turn rings of orange spots
Those baby carrots eaten lots and lots
Chorus spots dots knots

Revised sonnet #1485

Bee eye tee cee aitch she exactly is
I stir myself to speak the utter woe
Boil over knock out carbonated fizz
I feel her fury kept on need to know
Belittling words around me fly and whizz
To previous losers shell allude as foe
I dare to quake and contemplate the quiz
Insulters lined up do I rate so so?
Yet she acts feminine to foreign frog
Yet she acts chivalrous to charity
Yet she acts polarised to parity
Yet she acts sisterly to strangers sprog
I wonder if youve seen her roving round
In misery a mate if shes just found
Chorus round circular orbital

Revised sonnet #1486

Time next I fall in love afforded charm
Ill know it everyday and full of fibs
Exchange of funny rough and rude ad libs
Beneath the laminated smirk and smarm
The nest if neat and nifty no alarm
Outsiders seen as simply second dibs
The kitty fifty fifty free from cribs
Strolls seaside Sunday scheduled arm in arm
Ive lost in love I merely meant to munt
Bias mine a little less than me as whole
I challenged frivolous and caused affront
I polarised in rousing rigmarole
I click the driver door ajar your car
A native knight I ask you how you are
Chorus car automobile vehicle