sonnet Its heavy bones else

Its heavy bones else some erratic gland
Which swells me jolly lunk a lode of lard
I grab at straws a pump up gastric band
Ill palliate appetite ten tonnes retard
In liposuction so I understand
A surgeons vat and vacuum hose work hard
As modern life aesthetics may demand
You cancel jolliness off credit card
I struck a babe on steep and squeaky stairs
My man breasts shirt ensconced swung her full face
I puffed up evolutions pride of place
I huffed impressed with how she had no airs
I feel her fun as she identifies
With sexy bosoms coaxed sweaty eyes
Chorus identifies catalogues pinpoints

sonnet Youve come along way

Youve come a long way cougar solo mum
Ive been briefed by aging buff toyboys
Youve honed a high pitched gormless girlish noise
Your gusto giggles aimed at dummy chum
Youd nestle on my knee until near numb
And balance books on head for perfect poise
Your pastel petticoat and ribbons rippling joys
Youd knead a hackle knot with palm and thumb
We bend on beige beanbags liplock and loll
Yes aphrodisiacs bring you back a dream
I prance around a dancing pole just sole
Its trade in trinkets saucy rigmarole
We sip at super sweet lime laced liqueurs
My sugar daddy drunk on panther purrs
Chorus liqueurs licors liquori

sonnet Youve never needed me

Youve never needed me I nod your knack
I kind of care you close off social ranks
I kind of like you catching captious cranks
You kind of like me if Im out of whack
You pinch a thing and then you sneak it back
You trill ahead of time your million thanks
You perpetrate unhinged your petty pranks
You serve a solid back a solid smack
Youre one of those who hand on heart extoll
Your yoyo diets a force fed fad at last
Cholesterol good bad cholesterol
On day off day of fibre feast and fast
You bury me in stuff yourself youll dump
You can yet quit and nab another chump
Chorus dump jettison scrap

sonnet I didnt mean to

I didnt mean to munt your mind in bind
I only wished you panic pain a while
Youre rather rosy even when you rile
I couldve cussed you less or lite unkind
Your brothers camaraderies aligned
In second sense I envy somehow vile
I merely mosey on that extra mile
Ill get you frequently Ive sometimes pined
I bagged you busy since I erred inept
You cut your finger chopping onions fast
It reddened painless clean I reeled aghast
You wept your crocodile tears so adept
I shouldnt shiver if you smirk and cry
I shouldnt doubt the feeling eye to eye
Chorus cry sob weep

sonnet I hovered happy

I hovered happy having harnessed her
It brought on focus amity and fun
As fiancee thus I felt a life begun
Our cautious parents would Im sure concur
I questioned actions courteous did I err?
In her unvoiced view was love underdone?
And wouldnt she incrementally shun?
If blinkered by love had her brain banned blur?
I offered her all my unfriendly fears
I kneeled and kissed in her veined violet wrists
If she ends barren full of cervix cysts?
If I end fallow full of testes tears?
Engaged and graduated wed wed well read
One trimester in baby bump our thread
Chorus read perused scanned

sonnet You mint me mesmerised

You mint me mesmerised in lucid dream
It means I cant unlock your heavy heart
Alls perfectly fine fixed in period meme
It means I cant excel off any chart
Yet facts you field as fateful fitful seem
As credit cards are empty timeless art
As rusty bombs in passing fall a part
And out of vogue shoes sport a grimier gleam
Your great grand ma of freak influenza died
And was ideally twin in looks and birth
Your sisters so as well and worth the earth
And tentative twin suns swing stuff out wide
And if each sperm moved more old same along
I sight you whole in one a single throng
Chorus along entlangs langs

sonnet Old auntie Audrey fancied

Old auntie Audrey fancied favourite
A homely cook whose genial grins you greet
I often help her strain out pip and pit
Her home made marmalade is super sweet
Ive copied that old fashioned cooking kit
She stands in model every meal I eat
I put on curlers pinny oven mitt
I bake a carrot cake as special treat
I guzzle smooth soy milk in litre loads
I scoff hashhish oil scones in kilo crams
I trowel on butter melonmango jams
A recipe which massive man breasts bodes
Yes genistein and daidzein ginger men
Ill dine out on fine phyto oestrogen
Chorus men folk people

sonnet A shemale swings a

A shemale swings a silver spangled skirt
Her hips hinge narrow over lanky legs
A succubus or siren scum or dregs
A tickle tease and stilted saucy flirt
Her fingers long elicit low alert
Her knotted blouse unbuttoned overeggs
Her beige bb big buff blow kisses begs
Her venus flytrap eyelashes catch curt
We wriggle turn and clap were crowded eyed
I mouth her lilac lips and lantern jaw
Her cleavage quivers gravity denied
Her bums a thing I slap and pat and paw
Evil eyes hunt hard hint of adams apple
Disco dazzle serves skin surface dapple

Chorus apple epl i-apula

sonnet You can improve on

You can improve on us what we once were
Ill move naff memories out briefly bask
Its all she seeks I must succinctly ask
You citizen and stranger please concur
Our towns improved on this dot dont you err
Increase of population might just mask
Us strangers still so I darent take to task
Influx of folk the twelve a day or slur
If greater good holds too a greater bad
And good outnumbers bad a ratio run
Your mood in brief is glum at length is glad
Yourself see gorgeous girls add odds of fun
She scarcely ever gets offcolour sick
Prop prime her wellness past a cut or crick
Chorus sick ill feeble

sonnet Once young and naive

Once young and naive on trysts I did adore
We strolled in beautiful dells dales and hills
We tripped on roots we fell on forest floor
We slipped on river rocks we skipped in rills
Youre back unharmed a hero held if saddle sore
A knight who gallops gallantly and kills
Your scion is sliced a solid share and more
And my hurt heart with trepidation fills
Your cememeole thrummed lilts like a lute
You chant of chaste affairs of nuzzled nooks
Of steel swords hocked of wooden shepherds crooks
I wonder if I could embrace a brute?
Your timbre is deep you talk a foreign tongue
If prodded not as if Ive pierced your lung

Chorus tongue argot language

sonnet Ive heard your finely

Ive heard your finely featured face is ace
And found a beauty there of skin and thought
My searching eyes are settled soon at nought
Your soul is hidden under social grace
Bioluminescent sparkles interlace
Up ambient city light in bonds are brought
Up from your water wells your eyes Ive sought
Youre quintessential quirks of human race
I wonder if youre seeing a man on side
Ive weighed and flipped your diary would I dare
Undo its strap and seek a harm shed hide
Who else in town is damned as debonair?
A grafted evergreen a trivial root
Its Eves patina twigged and seedless fruit
Chorus root crux nub

sonnet Youve suffered adverse situations

Youve suffered adverse situations in stride
Youve bitten lips dry miffed appalled or mad
Youve smiled in front of foe and kissed a cad
Youve struck extremely shrewd yet surely tried
Youve let old principles engage your guide
Youve sighed insistent theres some stuff youd add
Youve made a point if mute youll not hide had
Youve nursed annoyed your clueless friend and pried
I home in held a flippant friend of friend
I note your nuances nurtured not enough
Ill print a pick up line on my white cuff
You can come calling curious colour lend
I covet clear you caught on edge of eye
And curving corneas bulge I brush bold by
Chorus eye aperture hole

sonnet No doubt you bluntly

No doubt youd bluntly troll for single men
Inspecting words of waffle that youve said
Inanities you throw in now and then
Yes strangers must deduce you so ill bred
You sit in silence by your citizen
A bore and boring put up job you dread
Youll meet a lucky man who knows when
Youve billed yourself a bon vivant if read
Lunks lisp lolling looks least likely lesbian
Your pure opinion puts on airs it ails
Your crossed away thighs tell tall torrid tales
Tickled thugs tip the touch of off thespian
Your lowly ranking rounds out our hen crowd
Your phone a property you plonk it proud
Chorus crowd horde mob

sonnet She is straightforward fun

She is straightforward fun her eyes are frank
She just ingratiates gifted every glance
She stands by only ceremonial rank
She postures positive in circumstance
I cradle plump and curvy bum and shank
Her cleavage shadow quivers during dance
She says a sorry soon shes quick to thank
I feel her love I need no sword and lance
She drapes her joie de vivre with vivid tales
Casual couples cocked glove hankypanky
Ladykillers little mean and lanky
A flaming dragon flush with solid scales
We dance beneath wind chimes until we droop
We look out loopholes latch on chicken coop
Chorus droop languish wilt

sonnet She could be criticised

She could be criticised in quitting me
It could be kinder quickly done with class
Instead we dance platonic cold as brass
We twine half hearted hands just civilly
Why only yesterday she yielded seconds free
At her oak dresser table looking glass
I sipped at her peach smoothie demitasse
I licked my lips at bores wed often see
Acquaintances who dally duller yet
Pinch valued time enchanted chortled vie
And envy eats at craw I could cry dry
Rebuff and then reboot a better bet
Obsessed with her I grab at gossip glitz
Shes such a social butterfly she quits
Chorus glitz dazzle flair

sonnet I didnt picture him

I didnt picture him a proper pussycat
Red herring hyena breath and yellow fangs
My elephant gun flashed at bait big bangs
Recoil resulting knocked uncocked my hat
I couldnt pick a feline from a gnat
My bread and butter brawls and traffic prangs
I drop a drill in drawls burrs slurs and twangs
I buzz a root canal zilch ratatat
I suffer dreams in sultry sweat skin sticks
I see a skipping lion and skipping lamb
Acquire a sleeping calf in lavish licks
Of hoof and horn and tail and drool a dram
Byebye I think Ill board a chartered private jet
I bumped off beast and so I voided vet
Chorus jet gust stream