sonnet We patronised a local

We patronised a local laundromat
It puttered out at point of talking rash
It booted up innocuous choice chitchat
It struck as sick on sudden lightning flash
On honeymoon my pulse went pitapat
I gawked at grey as granite ragged gash
I craved a pastel pink and puffy slash
We got it on we tested this and that
In afterglow I gave nude neck a nip
I kissed white throat no adams apple bulge
Bobbed there I veritably can divulge
We geminis are joined at groin and hip
I covet her large lips it is as is
In theory tapeworm like a clitoris
Chorus is ist iz

sonnet As words in candlelight

As words in candlelight assuage and grope
And bridle jaded beauty they take toll
Your laughlines seemingly erased from soul
At dusk raise ransom rates for ancient rope
My lute is cobweb wound we somehow cope
Our mongoloid lad looks lots like a doll
He sends our coat of arms dumb down a bowl
Let our glum guest enchant and interlope
A troubled troubador a lute on knee
He trills a chant a classic quatorzain
Investing vaguest beauty fairest mane
He bleats a veiled insistence strums a plea
Let me live cuckold charmed a barren womb
For virile lovers young yawns wiggle room
Chorus womb origin source

sonnet Wholehearted he a kissing

Wholehearted he a kissing cousin whom
I estimate he levels life accord
We roll in sunstruck straw we stomp on sward
We stand stock still at mums inscripted tomb
Hes not that young in years hes off his bloom
Hes richly pledged he serves a local lord
He leads a squire and cotters crops afford
Huge sacks of spoils and martial laurels loom
He flaunts a visor spurs and black bear furs
A dappled steed obeys his tugging reins
A dose of daring rides his red blood veins
Who raises sword against him surely errs
My whole heart hurts adulating either
Knight and lutist is he both yet neither
Chorus either alternate duplex

sonnet Id fled from rural

Id fled from rural scenes in summer rains
To storied dormitories close to school
The broken barns and rusty rooster vanes
In memory a poor unpolished jewel
It was three years of drafting decks and drains
Of budget bowls of noodles goopy gruel
I dawdled back to malls and metal cranes
A civil engineer in labour pool
At dusk two slugs twined they oozed out a foam
And jolted dangling off a jamb above
At dawn two flies affronted making love
Upon a sill adjacent kept a comb
A students life is small you weep and heave
A sparrows life is far too short to grieve
Chorus leave depart exit

sonnet She was as vain

Shed read as vain as true Id think my type
All narcissists sustain a decibel
At one in plummy tones they trill and pipe
In looking glasses trapped they comb and gel
Shed trash my tribulation horrid hype
On her own trivial troubles ages dwell
Who could call her a gorgeous guttersnipe?
It was indifference not kiss and quell
Perspective wasnt her vast virtue viewed
At surgical enhancement she just jeered
Boom bust bra sizes struck so slightly weird
And yoyo diets endured as fuel for feud
I wave off women who while yearning yawn
I break off bothered either brain or brawn
Chorus yawn crack split

sonnet The moon appears in

The moon appears in western firmament
At dusk its sickle cyclic ending jars
Hung under Mars and Venus spark like stars
An awe inviting mystical event
Yet my eyes from your eyes are shortly rent
I hit souls stepping out of sidelong cars
As we all mill the kiosks and shops and bars
I say a sorry catch no bruise or dent
I seek your eyes I stroll on ionised air
I dream of more and more young gorgeous girls
And dapper dudes aplenty worlds in whirls

And Mars and Venus met in savoirfaire
I see none else you just youre curse averse
The finest figure wedges wool and purse
Chorus averse loath opposed

sonnet Thats not my passion

Thats not my passion present exit polled
The crows feet bum fluff fair big boobs that flag
The cellulite and beefy arms that bag
The cameltoe thigh gap trade off on hold
You teach me as if Im a ten year old
I dare you since youre like a dude in drag
I fall in fugue affronted when you nag
You scowl in fit accosted when I scold
Your canines capped youve glorified your gob
Ill join your juicer diet if duets are wise
Ill shout you just a little nose tip job
A laser treatment too youve bright blue eyes
I need you nice near nude your native knack
I crave your candy kisses cram the lack

Chorus knack adroitness flair

sonnet Our seasons autumn mild

Ours seasons autumn mild and mellow spring
No winter burns and summer sears extreme
A secret snuggle weighs up winters meme
Or summers theme up weighs a flaunted fling
In troubled times Ive wed you ring on ring
Ours aggregated wealth a modest scheme
The carats piled on carats freehold bling
In sobre celebration greater gleam
Future feeds back fancifully lustre
It sparks off ether clear and crystal pure
Your opal Saturn rings dont lose allure
Rings roll rings still wring wrong right on fluster
Your love is a common household treasure
Raw times I prize poor luck long live leisure
Chorus treasure fortune wealth

sonnet It seems like happiness

It seems like happiness lifts up my head
Though nil to do with praises paid or earnt
Ive heard them elsewhere echo heard and said
Biorhythm rallies cash climbs so Ive learnt
A diary speaks of autopsy draws dread
If atomised or liquified or burnt
Its better off unbiased and not misread
It cant then trill telltale things which were werent
Id show you how much on you Ive been keen
Id ride the roof of any speeding train
Id lurch the lam and bring a ball and chain
Id blast blanks skyward from a magazine
I praise you from fresh straits of sanity
You never vanquish me through vanity
Chorus sanity commonsense reason

sonnet You cringe at centrifuge

You cringe at centrifuge lumped cellulite
As munchies speak of smoking legal weed
Your thighs may mill more locked in lycra tweed
Your trade off cameltoe if too too tight
You cant catch cancer waddling weed youre freed
A tax mans take eyes sharpen out of sight
Old nicotine just bridges building need
As weed and pension programs hit a height
So sweet you suckle massive homeless men
Cooked like eggs in daylight saving idyll
Chinatown slant stone pedestrian griddle
Youre bountiful mounds model citizen
Yes buy your burger but on the way out
Remember segregation halves a drought
Chorus out alien exterior

sonnet I kept clam memory

I keep clam memory its my heist jewel
In my heart my prized prism planes unshown
Untested whether sparkling whether cool
I think it thus a thing none might disown
No second guess nods me a sage or fool
You set on me authoratively tone
I wear bermuda shorts and plumb your pool
A mental midget roused I make you moan
Your pretty eyes and lips just rort a room
Neat coconut oil lessens laughter lines
An automated laundry lifts your gloom
You volumise our start as valentines
Your ex coughed up massive alimony
Subsequent men crimped no acrimony
Chorus alimony excise tariff

sonnet No fracks in fertile

No fracks in fertile frond and forest lands
Just pill abiding babes in burrs and firs
No sea snake sibilants just squawks and whirrs
A cameltoe invites nude walnut glands
A pistol packed just ties up trusty hands
An apex peaceniks palms pin pussy purrs
A toothless moody moa in view avers
Or parrots peaceniks mumbled moans demands
A sense of sadness swats at middle east
If sexual fluids fry pits of arms spice stink
And rarest rains just force awol a beast
And skin unburnt in burqas blinks a drink
Rude rain and fungus flush a peacenik clean
A surly seagull grips hunch macho mean
Chorus clean fresh pure

sonnet If only I could

If only I could stretch out like gold foil
Atom deep beneath cartesian mangle
My soul might hover over foreign soil
My self consciousness yours meet via angle
But I ooze ocean off in ozone roil
Lonely thoughts things wretched whims can wrangle
At pencil scratches static tickles toil
Gluons goad quarks and hackles guessed entangle
Perhaps Im ashen you an urn of ode
Gold nerve nibs mint minds mark mine valued veins
Endorphins drummed up satisfy sport strains
Sewage sludge sifts pure in time gold robot lode
If half lives lived glide glow glance me mine yours
Revolving variant verses double doors
Chorus yours din er

sonnet I tend to think

I tend to think of them as flagrant fools
Machismo mode machines of toggle tweaks
You magnify and echo selfish streaks
And then you spin your own consensual rules
Yes tears Id sob could fill up swimming pools
I tap a track of time days drag wend weeks
Dry gears of guile grind grit on cracks and creaks
I swing a saboteurs too shiny tools
Fun facts I was much praised for brilliant brain
And native charm and cheer and lovely looks
They touched on tempting bosoms bends and nooks
I swore I wouldnt pinch in worldly vein
Feelings flare fun fellows flirts and fickle
Wrest with worry what a pretty pickle
Chorus fickle capricious volatile

sonnet She was my dream

She was my dream doll I wouldnt see it
At first she lingered much too much around
I had my baggage bulging heaven bound
Our clique cried clear cut cool and neatly knit
Time marched on and on and on her I hit
She sought a friend in me I struck as sound
I gave game girls squired yesteryear a whit
In fondest memory in fun I found
Parties ended end of summer season
She kept alive a link with funny folk
With casual lovers laughed on each in joke
Id just trump up talk intrigue and treason
This honey started harmless hanger on
She should escape Id brood woebegone
Chorus on attached joint