sonnet Our best of pals

Our best of pals of woofish weakest link
A bottom dog whos boxed in down pack back
Who begged off mankind dinner scraps as snack
A chump and evolutionary chink
Know junk dna by nod shrug and wink
That animals free have a healthy knack
Their dental cavities are painless rack
Their bad breath speaks creeks very earthy drink
A history in humour hones
The whale wades water turns tail on fleet feet
The dinosaur thick plumage scarcely owns
The egg or chicken chafes at stuff folk eat
Yes eat those animals who eke and kill
Who dares complain can suck a sugar pill
Chorus kill annihilate void