sonnet Ive worked out why

Ive worked out why she is the way she is

I love her much and it ensures no shame
As shes a girly girl not on the game
And some of her close pals are worth a squizz
I wont implode to please or greet her ms
I wont confront a former butch dike flame
I will impassion not impassive blame
I will upgrade if part of hers and his
If early multiple orgasm caused chasm
Afore she was informed the facts of life
Her matching male might merely seem a spasm
And put her off the married man and wife
Herself she sees as much too tough to please
I do her deed to bring her off through ease
Chorus please delight gratify