sonnet Nil chance of sex

Nil chance of sex in sight Ill slink awol
The phone to blame the battery near flat
Our first date matched lab mouse and feral cat
Our last date piled wax fruit in plastic bowl
You dazzle me youre such a china doll
Youve got a grip on love youre pretty pat
Our holidays in harmony took toll
You beat me black and blue at baccarat
I enjoy your lowcut bosom jiggle
My eyes are yanked by your burnished bangle
If you turn heel on your wink you wiggle
I enthuse your look from any angle
You show a cheeky charm in idle chat
My eyes invade your cleavage tit for tat
Chorus chat banter talk