sonnet The knowall twit is

The knowall twit is drowned out by nitwits
He forms a florid flabbergasted face
I elbow galling gallivanting gits
My fellow smithereen I save your space
Theyve resonance in budding libel blitz
Theyre far off fetching wedding veil and lace
Mad arguments mar me yet grace acquits
The touching things youre timorous a trace
You cried a crock of tears Im crying out loud
Your loneliness a tortuous undertow
Your soul in wisdom wilted willed worse woe
I  parry staunch your pal unbowed and proud
A cool incrowd the one youve ever missed
We click if cornered on our stoush insist
Chorus missed lost skipped

sonnet Nil chance of sex

Nil chance of sex in sight Ill slink awol
The phone to blame the battery near flat
Our first date matched lab mouse and feral cat
Our last date piled wax fruit in plastic bowl
You dazzle me youre such a china doll
Youve got a grip on love youre pretty pat
Our holidays in harmony took toll
You beat me black and blue at baccarat
I enjoy your lowcut bosom jiggle
My eyes are yanked by your burnished bangle
If you turn heel on your wink you wiggle
I enthuse your look from any angle
You show a cheeky charm in idle chat
My eyes invade your cleavage tit for tat
Chorus chat banter talk

sonnet If analysing folk their

If analysing folk their things on show
Rate what I go by not the giveaway
A crucifix a halter cleavage low
A jail tattoo unsleeved the temples gray
I meet more folk I doubt Ill further know
My blinkered world a cause of mild dismay
It seems a decades drawn out ebb and flow
Of census numbers normalised okay
I came across a chick of lovely looks
And no one spoke her so that seemed inane
Perhaps it was to stop her spoiling vain
Her skin was mostly covered subtle nooks
She was a mystery chick selfpossessed
Available to me in mind progressed
Chorus possessed kept owned

sonnet My girl and I

My girl and I we stir we voice our views
We bid them back and forth we raise hubbub
My hackles rise at any niggling nub
She goes one up and goads I disabuse
Emotions are things bad they may amuse
I much prefer a freezing sniffy snub
To fierce delight laid on innocuous flub
To rumoured backstabbing its riling ruse
Wild tailspin or rapid downward spiral
I can yet love her roused as roughly back
Shes got a lovely blush when on attack
Then I feel a flush its vulgar viral
Adrenalin testosterone in jest
A squabble quizzical of now acquiesced
Chorus jest quip wisecrack

sonnet That passion laid on

That passion laid on me by friend and foe
They love me lots or little one on one
Their strong insults and feint fear will my woe
I see inside me someone all should shun
My friends are prone to play on what they know
Im prodded pipped and punked in pithy fun
My foes remark on my mode just whom I owe
Their soft approach endorses damage done
Concurred that I can glare down arrogant
Concurred that I can irritate when rash
Concurred that I can side a sycophant
Concurred that I can hesitate and crash
Alls one to me as loves a kind of hate
And hates a kind of love you may relate
Chorus hate animus scorn

sonnet Immortalised as such with

Immortalised as such with slugs of lead
And printers ink your prettiness offset
In roman font that eyes with ease have read
And thumbnail portraiture its background jet
A daybook dotted by the things youve said
The photograph expressions from regret
To glee from ire to angst from scorn to dread
In pitch and gesture joined in like mind met
A bust of bronze Ill mount that none shall buy
Thats invitation only shown for peers
From peers immune to boozy boos or cheers
Ill pour your likeness pure Ill spare a sigh
If you apply on its nape fingerprints
And scales of skin a future may evince
Chorus fingerprints fingerabdrucke vingeradruckken

sonnet Id say her lovely

Id say her lovely looks he must moon most
I dont conceive shed clinch she comes off dim
A lazybones shell loiter last just coast
In work unchallenging on wanton whim
Agreed I could act doppelganger ghost
Were sort of same height curvy taut and slim
I covet locks red plus their flammable riposte
Ill colour mine red then a bob Ill trim
In memories which thawing evaporate
Her facial muscles take on sundry looks
Her dimples deep in smiles slit shadowy nooks
When might ethereal thoughts end solid state?
I stroke her bangs and narrow so her face
I plan to peel him from her pinch her place
Chorus face countenance mien

sonnet Your stare is like

Your stare is like an arctic midnight sun
It burns me up with patent hated hurt
Your kiss is coarse and causal rarely won
You offer bitter spittle foam dessert
Your touch tends tense it tickles times youre fun
You go through motions moved while Im inert
If pores rate pinhole cameras nab none
My nape can feel your stare and stirs alert
Your heart is like a second hidden brain
A mass of nerves and feelings which engross
Ill count on you if conked out comatose
Youre one to share a persons nervous pain
The heart informs its all inside your head
If its a rugged road hes just brain dead
Chorus head capo tete

sonnet Guess theres an awful

Guess theres an awful lot of ugly folk
In this world yet no one whole looks dead loss
Because that Lucifer is set up boss
His less than perfect fuels the cruellest joke
A dating agency of sorts bespoke
May match a yin and yang a neutral cross
And cancel features crooked leave off dross
May following generations fit that yoke
Its obvious even shown the dimmest dunce
That ancestors were beautiful and few
That symmetry wed symmetry the once
Were coupled vaguely different per view
Well match the beady eyes to bulging eyes
And in their kids a key to beauty prize
Chorus eyes ogen ojos

sonnet From eyes of beasts

From eyes of beasts stare sorry human souls
In karma trapped in gist degenerate
The chimpanzee who killed a creature lolls
He grunts his guilt he cant articulate
A sparrow sees your eye your sore soul trolls
He kills when hungry unenhanced by hate
You do too he twigs he peeps common roles
You cant cry then your turn next if you wait
A blowfly drools and sips a dead old snake
That snake once ate a green slugeating toad
You know their club you keep its deathwish code
Youve tasted blood in flesh you cant just fake
The food chart lists low snakes with flies the nub
And killers sandwiched serve well Beelzebub
Chorus nub apex point

sonnet The model city should

The model city should you make one grand
A week the carnal appetites reemerge
Youve met a modern girl she wont demand
She splits a cost she also aches the urge
Whats nicer than just strolling hand in hand?
Youre kissing her you sense a sudden surge
Of sweet euphoria it subsumes stuff bland
Odd acorns dropping down on verdant verge
You rent a room you do a weekend fling
You spend a pleasant evening playing blackjack
Together dressed to nines you show a knack
You hail a taxi head home ending bring
You can don blinkers next smile what a world
She can allow for love mute tresses twirled
Chorus world globe sphere

sonnet Is love inspired by

Is love inspired by naive initial sight?
Does it relate to some brief giddy glance?
Is it a primal play on flight or fight?
Can it just circumscribe the circumstance?
Initial touch is thought a thing of height
The link of lotterystyle song and dance
And sudden lip lock in common plight
Is yet as weak a way to make romance
Ask me true love takes fire at first in friends
A lot of laughs the chat unspoiled by fuss
And gradually arrives at we and us
It swings a certainty all doubt suspends
Who loves initially I bid best luck
In scarcity in much in gold in muck
Chorus luck chance fortune

sonnet Shed gotten married it

Shed gotten married it gave me the axe
As serious manly man beyond sculptured busts
Hed come across a smarmer no chick trusts
The open rival perpetrating pax
This time I scoop the mould the hot lost wax
As it escapes what plaster paste encrusts
I mould her coloured wax work which adjusts
For lifelike light and shade a painless tax
The naked bronze bust will remain unpoured
For now Ill paint it pastel one fine day
If temples rang with gossip far from grey
And tinted irises stockstill stared bored
I yearn for her unmarried just like yore
It hurt how she accepted him once more
Chorus yore earlier previous

sonnet My honey feeds on

My honey feeds on her new weight loss fad
A lot to do with dropping one clothes size
It makes her moody swinging sad to mad
Though shes sweet natured notions otherwise
The diet of carb free  worked for weeks a tad
The diet of wheat free still awaits reprise
The diet of sugar free was not iron clad
The diet of fat free specified big thighs
Her dinner platter plots four morsel zones
Her water bottle blocks out hunger pangs
Her cream whipped foams lite on cake fork tangs
Her stevia sweeties candy skin and bones
My honeys hung up on the latest diet
The eyes and skin are clear I keep a quiet
Chorus diet fast slimming

sonnet Hear babe Im so

Hear babe Im so upset that youre upset
Its like a payment down not paid in full
This empathy now pushes past any bull
Id like to hive off you past glum regret
If youre unnerved then Im just forced to fret
Your heart attack your kidney crash your pull
Of cramping leg your ear in cotton wool
Ills psychosomatic mouthed tete a tete
If given choice Id rather block and quell
Your moods unbadgered either good or bad
Unvectored very happy very sad
As moods may propagate thoughts pellmell
I weigh your words old friend I double check
As pals and rivals we end neck and neck
Chorus check tally verify

sonnet She lives her life

She lives her life in latest state of grace
A welfare credit keeps her off the street
The kids shes bound to may add up a brace
They hedge at fellows fed as slow reheat
One close call can improperly displace
A cheque uncleared or dodgy cheap cut meat
A lazy boarder lately off his face
Or some associated quick buck cheat
The beggars beanie catches coins the while
Excepting grace of god there hustles she
Child maintenance irregularity
A clever crimp of her immediate guile
Galvanised empathy keeps joined as one
Souls who suffer stoic who easily shun
Chorus one single unique

sonnet If Im minutes late

If Im minutes late to our next meeting
You crudely tap your fancy wristwatch face
You may be many minutes late and bleating
You punch at walls you wail in gauche disgrace
You purport my parents prime stuff fleeting
I swing yours sir and missus not to selfabase
I clam on clear clues and game yours greeting
You skimp on childhood traumas any trace
Im loyal in love youre seen at best black sheep
And Ive got situations just sorted out
You laugh it off as only right Im cheap
As sex and smiles erase my brief love drought
You play me the dupe the dozey diddle
Rest of you best read a raunchy riddle
Chorus diddle mark sucker

sonnet Youve shown with ladykiller

Youve shown with ladykiller cool the lie
Your smile is phlegm devoid and pearly white
The crowns fill cupids bow and please the eye
Your wisdom teeth I think might be as bright
Shes into her own head its held up high
At heart a snob she seeks you hers of right
You chat you readily insert byebye
Impeccable clothes serve swell such a sleight
Its her dessert your sunday best requiem
A crystal ball of living beyond ones means
To luxury her ladylike mind leans
A glorious romp her giddy girly dream
You quit her kind you loathe acrimony
You squirm marriage vows their alimony
Chorus acrimony rancour virulence

sonnet Youre judged crazed juvenile

Youre judged crazed juvenile delinquent now
If prone to cruel mood swings and petty crime
The overnight lockup looks one means how
Youll do your rite of passage purge for prime
Arc angle thats me catch my crooking bow
It signs loyal servitude the longest time
Ill save you should you solid love allow
Agreed this life is often soot and slime
The milky whey is bent arc angles baulk
White stars once even spaced on clear whey net
Are drizzled like white milkfat on foil jet
Act bouys and beacons both which star men caulk
Remember your battered avatars real role
That you may proxied plump the purest soul
Chorus role character persona

sonnet Being tall I plough

Being tall I plough ahead from heady height
You say she says his duck of door saves zed
Im generous all round I just delight
You say she says his pals are bought and bred
Im brave in crisis there I front a fight
You say she says his sabre rattles dead
Im charming company my wit sits right
You say she says his nod has nothing shed
Im clever beyond the crowd and swell enough
You say she says his truths are trivial facts
Im pleased with life the plusses it attracts
You say she says his smugness gives a stuff
Things you second guess express your angle
Grab my girl Ill grab your throat and strangle
Chorus angle bias position

sonnet My love believes in

My love believes in dna thats junk
Humanitys leftover scraps unknown
Unmarketable cordoned off by chunk
Or strand or speck and so I wont disown
We cringe our cousin ape a stone age lunk
Time travel tickles either funny bone
The armpit hair reads memo monkey shrunk
The star mans smoko back in five dont moan
The grafts accept a one volt vital charge
The hydroponic hose beneath roots feeds
Their apple seeds behave as orange seeds
A universe thats parallel enlarge
Soot thickens our world via a twirled black hole
Its limitless his mineral wealth dole
Chorus hole aperture gap

sonnet You were inspired by

You were inspired by envy from our start
Your gloss of feint praise gilded me a mug
Ignoring gut intelligence with art
It was just humorous you whom Id hug
Real love heals it allows a prior pain to part
Whatever baggage brought by you Id lug
Along in love I craved fresh course and chart
Your pain repressed wild doubts would ever tug
Your envy struck at me a sudden jolt
I wore a lack of warmth by dizzy dint
Of wishful thinking worked up from a hint
I was upfront and open nice to fault
But no you nodded far less good than bad
Your envy sabotaged what things we had
Chorus good sound whole

sonnet Its not the stock

Its not the stock or bond yield nor fresh scrip
Its not the wet track winners cup and plate
Its not the diamond drops that never date
Just tidbits talked of her insiders tip
If cut to quick shell make her doe eyes dip
If woken up to need shell add her weight
If slashed some slack first shell broach debate
If compromised shell pose a hand on hip
Now here she comes in her loud kooky crowd
Babe far left my one time nice one night stand
If since then further plots afield Ive ploughed
Shes my insoucient source that on demand
You didnt learn a thing from little me
Her eyes huge made up and your eyes agree
Chorus agree match square