Boxing Day Not One Day Too Soon
by Toshiro Yakuza
transl. by Nicky-san
There's sixty days left until boxing day,
When you'll give your true feelings straight away,
Blood diamond foothold, pinky carbon print,
And spare alms, ship them near my private mint;
As fizzy drinks wear carbon pesticide,
Cockroaches who've sipped at spills have died,
Poor things stick their stiff legs skyward for show,
Refunding empty bottles this way flow;
Freemartin lies with her rare bobbycalf,
And hare with its jack rabbit better half,
And runt bull terrier lies with his bulldog,
And lion with some black lamb, all lick and snog;
Cockroaches, ants, toast yuletide all year,
They swarm and file a full trash bin timeshare;
I've spent fifty years as man and mugger,
Learn, child prodigy or huge tree hugger.
Three oriented wise guys, one Christmas skip,
Hang over Bethlehem, a mothership.
(Chorus)
o $10,000,000 skip
o $10,000,000 bin
o $10,000,000 dumpster
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