Hearts Spades Clubs Diamonds
K K K K
Q Q Q Q
J J J J
!0 10 10 10
9 9 9 9
8 8 8 8
7 7 7 7
6 6 6 6
5 5 5 5
4 4 4 4
3 3 3 3
2 2 2 2
A A A A

The tower of Babel as it was known to King Arthur, Queen Guinevere and Sir Lancelot.

a study toward sonnet #488 by FisherKingKQJ

Some fag hags want to go beyond a crank,
Ring up Boogie Board Boys gay escorts
Because they're lonely, others are more frank
And want to add fellatio to cavorts.
So, first the good news to settle her thoughts:
She should gently play with his perineum
Until his smoooth brow with pleasure contorts-
Depress the zone with forefinger and thumb!
Then firmly stroke the borders of scrotum
And bum till his penis is steel hard upright;
All the while she juggles his balls and tum,
Then sucks and circles his knob, breathing light.
She wants more tips for that erogenous zone?
She adds G.S.T. by card on the phone.

(Chorus)
She wants more tips for that erogenous zone?
She wants more tips for that erogenous district?
She wants more tips for that erogenous sector?

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a study toward sonnet #495 by FisherKingKQJ

It's a yawning feeling which generates
The impetus to exclusive matters,
It's my hot, brusque kisses she venerates,
My huge hugs leave her credence in tatters.
My cognisant benevolence flatters...
Meantime, diners and busboys are wary
Of us two lovers whose cold fusion scatters
Ebullient laughs midst glances chary.
She plays out love's magnetism as scary
To both herself and me, so hard to gauge-
She looks like an old flame sweetly eerie,
With public navel gazing she acts her age.
The maitre d' is one to backstab and not cuss,
About our impulsive deeds, there's no fuss.

(Chorus)
The maitre d' is one to backstab and not cuss.
The maitre d' is one to backstab and not oath.
The maitre d' is one to backstab and not swear.

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HEARTS SPADES CLUBS DIAMONDS

a study toward sonnet #496 by FisherKingKQJ

Profound emotions creating momentum
Individual concerns fuse or else sear
Communication soothes away the doldrum
Love is pleasing, secret, privy and sincere.
You're vivacious, poised without compare,
You're charismatic, furtive intimate,
You're my fleshly passion, my stoic confrere,
Your ideas my every idle thought infiltrate.
From deep sentiment deep truths emanate
For apt phrases my thoughts rambling jostle,
You're a paragon of grace and on your slate
Is scrawled kindness, and I'm an apostle.
Your steady, loving glare contains the spark-
It galvanises my faith in me in blaze or dark.

(Chorus)
Your steady, loving glare contains the spark.
Your steady, loving glare contains the flash.
Your steady, loving glare contains the gleam.

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HEARTS SPADES CLUBS DIAMONDS

sonnet #498 by FisherKing.rgby@blogger.com

I'm dressing down and doing it placid
The sure fire means to secure his regard;
To try hard is bad as wobbling flaccid,
My chances with him a sure bet to retard.
My perimeters in place won't be marred
By my fiancee who's a polished dunce;
For his diamond grit I don't give a shard,
The new boy has what I saw in him once.
Opportune imminence any doubt shunts
To one side since my bust is ample;
I often lean forward in my manhunts,
Or else lewd eyes from a distance sample.
Our slow burning passion banks up robust,
Some nightstore heat exchanger of lust.

(Chorus)
Our slow burning passion banks up robust.
Our slow burning passion banks up sturdy.
Our slow burning passion banks up vigorous.

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a study toward sonnet #498 by FisherKingKQJ

Can there be an aphrodisiac bigger
Than gasps of pleasure from your missis?
And can there be a dinkier, fleshy trigger
Than her ruddy, peeled, engorged clitoris?
You tolerate a mother-in-law's diss
Of your paypacket, status and dress code...
For carnal pleasure, afterglow premise,
You downplay later the awkward episode.
To your master strokes she squeals an ode,
Crescendo'd like a faux porn star she sobs...
At her cervix you fire your motherlode-
Your sweaty palms celebrate her knobs.
She's a try-hard, not at all a faker-
One thoroughly enchanting lovemaker.

(Chorus)
She's a try-hard, not at all a faker.
She's a try-hard, not at all a charlatan.
She's a try-hard, not at all a swindler.

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HEARTS SPADES CLUBS DIAMONDS

a study towards sonnet #499 by FisherKingKQJ

Like any neurotic teenager, or young adult,
About autonomous nature I felt a guilt
Which turned me onto the painstaking cult
Of self denial: I aimed for lightly built.
Around seven stone my fat feet would tilt
The scales even after toe tapping tests,
My resolve into bingeing routinely spilt,
Into dairy cream muffin up chuck fests.
Love is the cure, my own story attests:
Four years I live with a handsome bloke
In Jeddah, diverted by laughter and jests,
The toilet pan bulimia nightmare broke.
We split up as our love went out of whack,
And fingers down my throat are now back.

(Chorus)
We split up as our love went out of whack.
We split up as our love went out of kilter.
We split up as our love went out of sync.

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HEARTS SPADES CLUBS DIAMONDS

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I picked up this holy deck of playing cards in east Jerusalem during the second crusade in 1298AD. It gave me a special insight into the holy grail of 3d interactive movies.
Yours sincerely,
FisherKingKQJ

a study toward sonnet #500 by FisherKingKQJ

You shouldn't be in a rush going south,
She greatly loathes a muff diving foray;
Incur love kissing, licking, nibbling on the mouth,
Oestragen is foreplay, foreplay, foreplay.
The demands of her body can seem fey,
Yet is there a more worthy cause for toil?
With prejudice it's just yourself you flay,
Your amorous engagement you despoil.
She's Venus de Milo, not a gargoyle,
Just lick slow her tummy hips and torso,
Her labia open slow, she won't recoil,
Use eye contact, let her urge you more so.
Girlish cunnilingus orgasm mind boggles...
Are not clitorae such profound toggles?

(Chorus)
Girlish cunnilingus orgasm mind boggles.
Girlish cunnilingus orgasm mind flummoxes.
Girlish cunnilingus orgasm mind startles.

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a study toward sonnet #496 by FisherKingKQJ

At last I've met a man who's different,
He pulls the toilet seat down when finished;
He's mostly sweet, sometimes belligerent,
He's macho autonomous, not anguished.
But for his every shortcoming I've dished
Him thoroughly: such as marathon sex-
Beneath his prowess I will not be squished;
And some of his affectations plain vex-
Sometimes to his face sideboards will annex;
I swear he likes his bedsheets in a stench,
As his hygiene standards have to perplex;
Finally, now we're steady, he won't french.
He's so poor at listening, and thick skinned...
I love that torso, and he's got me pinned.

(Chorus)
I love that torso, and he's got me pinned.
I love that torso, and he's got me nailed.
I love that torso, and he's got me skewered.

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3d interactive deck of cards

I found this relic in east Jerusalem in 1398AD when I took part in the
second crusade.
Through it I discovered all the secrets of the Holy Grail.
It is a pack of cards in which the hearts are yellow, the clubs are green, the diamonds are blue, the spades are red. The holy deck.

a study toward sonnet #487 by FisherKingKQJ

I loathe to watch someone forcefully hurt;
That you gag and cough back up my seed
Is torture for me, undermines the squirt,
You screw up your face as if I just peed.
Your biting of my stem, your fisting knead
Of my sensitive balls don't fit my plans,
You've got pornographic views of my need...
Such as your tongue flicking across my glans.
So you take exception to my deadpans?
I shouldn't ruddy talk with my mouth full?
Complete a list with my own beefs and cans!
As you're muff diving you copiously drool.
Remember that flavoured lube on my gash?
It gave me thrush according to your gnash.

(Chorus)
Remember that flavoured lube on my gash?
Remember that flavoured lube on my cleft?
Remember that flavoured lube on my slit?

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[Naturally, the interactive music is flat and off key, it's just I don't want to clutter the screen, so it will be reintroduced from time to time. Each sonnet is a different tempo and the 'colour' is layered just as in mediaeval times.]

a study toward sonnet #486 by FisherKingKQJ

I've told him my secrets, plenty else
About me, the deeply instructive tales
And personal bio, how my psych gels
And from where the closet skeleton hails.
I've told him my sibling rivalry travails,
How it killed me to see myself destroy
Or resort to green mails and black mails
Or boost a boy or clotheshorse as decoy.
How he loves me, his sweet hobble-de-hoy:
With or without that fifty cent gee spot
By sharing bathroom sounds loud or coy-
He cooks for me when I'm stricken by bot.
When money is tight or proviso tough,
Our love saps a knot of more than enough.

(Chorus)
When money is tight or proviso tough.
When money is tight or proviso hard.
When money is tight or proviso rugged.

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a study toward sonnet #484 by FisherKingKQJ

I know my soul mate is out there somewhere-
But what worries me is we've already met;
The One doesn't have to be a billionaire
Or a millionaire - on that you can bet.
The One is soothing in a tete-a-tete
Or heart to heart, accepts my kooky side,
My achilles' heel, too, he doesn't vet
My hairstyle and giggle to dent my pride.
The One and I share silence side by side
Or else complete each other's sentences,
From one another there's nothing to hide,
We shelve false positions and false pretences.
The One is my soul mate wholly in sync,
We share our best laughs at the kitchen sink.

(Chorus)
We share our best laughs at the kitchen sink.
We share our best laughs at the kitchen basin.
We share our best laughs at the kitchen tub.

[Autocube3, autocue for interactive movies.]

a study toward sonnet #485 by FisherKingKQJ

I was kidnapped days into our honeymoon,
Then given a black eye by said bridegroom,
But people who write me off as this loon
Prejudge our love and should closer in zoom.
In bush law, lucrative grievances loom:
He's gone straight, he's finished with banks
And stethoscopes and safes which go boom!
He gives the love of this good woman thanks.
Those police sniffer dogs are silly cranks,
They planted on us meth and firearms;
Confiscating lightbulbs and blowdriers ranks
As civil rights abuse, and everyone harms.
I love him to bits, though he rapped my skull,
The licentious marriage can never annul.

(Chorus)
The licentious marriage can never annul.
The licentious marriage can never cancel.
The licentious marriage can never repeal.

[Autocube3, autocue for interactive movies.]

a study toward sonnet #483 by FisherKingKQJ

The first night of summer quarter was cold,
The darksome drizzle was sporadic and warm,
The mute sheet lightning was a largess to behold,
Backlit the black sea and cresting wave storm.
The mansion lights sparkled her goddess form,
We backstroked twice the hilltop swimming pool,
Three or four lengths might've been her norm,
There were worse means to burn a kilojoule.
She squeezed off her bandeau of crimson tulle,
Revealing her large breasts, off came her pants,
She tugged down my trunks to further passion fuel,
I made love to her in some dogpaddle stance.
She roiled on the first stroke, that was no shame-
I kneaded her breasts, then she came and came.

(Chorus)
She roiled on the first stroke, that was no shame.
She roiled on the first stroke, that was no disgrace.
She roiled on the first stroke, that was no obloquy.

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a study toward sonnet #482 by FisherKingKQJ

Abm I cruise the Bend Backward Barbara barAb
Bbm In drag and a wannabe bitchboy winks;Bb
Abm I'm witty up close, drop dead gorgeous afar,Ab
Bbm I'm any busboy's for rounds of free drinks.Bb
Bbm My bouffant wig is streaked by reds and pinks,Bb
Cbm My high heels offset this knotted sarong,Cb
BbmMy silver lippy pout outglams any minx,Bb
Cbm I wear padded bras and tape back my dong.Cb
Cbm My glomesh bag and thick slap can't go wrong,Cb
Dbm I like to shoosh and smooch and schmoozeDb
Cbm Primary school headmasters in the throngCb
Dbm As they shriek and screech their who's who's.Db
Ebm Wee Barb's state house went up in a twister,Eb
Ebm She met the wizard of cossie, a pussy fister.Eb

(Chorus)
Ebm Wee Barb's state house went up in a twister.Eb
Ebm6 Wee Barb's state house went up in a spout.Eb6
Ebm7 Wee Barb's state house went up in a whirlwind.Eb7

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a study toward sonnet #481 by FisherKingKQJ

Abm She thinks that I'm a magician or god,Ab
Bbm My acts of kindness are returned three-fold,Bb
Abm I'm just the former with a wink and a nod,Ab
Bbm Life being a zero-sum game at length told.Bb
Bbm But her faith in me certainly does embold,Bb
Cbm Of late I've been an impromptu live wire,Cb
Bbm Her dizzy convictions and ideals extolled,Bb
Cbm All this for lengthy french kisses of fire.Cb
Cbm Her chameleon moods play out on my lyreCb
Dbm A vibrant melting pot of faith in cure,Db
Cbm Her flamboyant support tickles my ire,Cb
Dbm Her optimism doesn't boil up to injure.Db
Ebm A fisher dismisses his first catch to the sea,Eb
Ebm I banish her first kiss, then cash in three.Eb

(Chorus)
Ebm A fisher dismisses his first catch to the sea.Eb
Ebm6 A fisher dismisses his first catch to the brine.Eb6
Ebm7 A fisher dismisses his first catch to the ocean.Eb7

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a study toward sonnet #480 by FisherKingKQJ

Abm You hide your tears in an offset rainbow,Ab
Bbm You're a yin yang bounce back mexican bean,Bb
Abm With happiness you wash away the sorrow,Ab
Bbm You're a considerate and mature teen.Bb
Bbm You're energetic, shy, attractive, lean,Bb
Cbm Emotionally secure, loving, young at heart,Cb
Bbm Presentable, sensual, feminine, serene,Bb
Cbm Faithful, shy, open-minded, a la carte,Cb
Cbm Well-behaved, well-spoken, reliable, smart,Cb
Dbm You apply a speedy kiss to a bandage,Db
Cbm And you're happy go lucky for the most part,Cb
Dbm Scornfully likewise averse to baggage.Db
Ebm So come here, hug me against hailstonesEb
Ebm Which skip like dice a chilly gust disowns.Eb

(Chorus)
Ebm Which skip like dice a chilly gust disowns.Eb
Ebm6 Which skip like dice a chilly gust abnegates.Eb6
Ebm7 Which skip like dice a chilly gust repudiates.Eb7

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a study toward sonnet #479 by FisherKingKQJ

Abm My quadruple bypass through a keyhole Ab
Bbm Has opened my mind to mail order brides Bb
Abm I'm laid back about the whims of a mollAb
Bbm The scrapped Iron Curtain no longer hides.Bb
Bbm She's lovely in photoprints and on slides, Bb
Cbm But she's not the same as in classified ads, Cb
Bbm The wig and slap are thumb rule kind of guides,Bb
Cbm And to be fair, some of us men are cads.Cb
Cbm She's got a daughter, she then superadds,Cb
Dbm Assumes I'm genuine gent and moneytree,Db
Cbm That distance dashes envy twixt two dads-Cb
Dbm I should stoke her samovar by degree. Db
Ebm A magic bullet fired by a gremlinEb
Ebm At my heart from spinning top Kremlin?Eb


(Chorus)
Ebm A magic bullet fired by a gremlin.Eb
Ebm6 A magic bullet fired by a sprite.Eb6
Ebm7 A magic bullet fired by a pixie. Eb7

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a study toward sonnet #478 by FisherKingKQJ

Abm When he displayed me an engagement ringAb
Bbm And solemnly asked me to be his fiancee,Bb
Abm I knew the de Leer diamond wasn't a sting,Ab
Bbm With cubic zirconium I was au fait.Bb
Bbm If his hands shook, it was a sincere play,Bb
Cbm Accepted of course, our love was awesome,Cb
Bbm And rooted in reality, our youthful heydayBb
Cbm Up till a blink ago, as he was my chum.Cb
Cbm Our first interview was static ho-hum,Cb
Dbm I sought out a flatmate to share the rent-Db
Cbm Else give up the flat and go squat a slum-Cb
Dbm First come, first served was the precedent.Db
Ebm That I'd collapsed in love came as a jolt,Eb
Ebm He'd started as someone who didn't revolt.Eb

(Chorus)
Ebm That I'd collapsed in love came as a jolt.Eb
Ebm6 That I'd collapsed in love came as a bump.Eb6
Ebm7 That I'd collapsed in love came as a lurch.Eb7

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a study toward sonnet #477 by FisherKingKQJ

Abm Minutes minute drag out as ledger hours,Ab
Bbm Six yes men bicker with six sycophants,Bb
Abm Examine tiny print with glowers and lours...Ab
Bbm I dial into a daydream budding romance.Bb
Bbm Bluff oysters know my petty circumstance,Bb
Cbm Towards small pearls they prudently labour;Cb
Bbm I pick those open with a scaled down lance,Bb
Cbm Ajar poke these with a well matched sabre.Cb
Cbm Love's path way can be banged on a tabor,Cb
Dbm Two steps forward, one step back is the jig,Db
Cbm So he's the One first, then a nice neighbour,Cb
Dbm We've made pearly sunsets our special gig.Db
Ebm I'm not too analytical or questioning, now,Eb
Ebm Who's the boy who can be forced, anyhow?Eb

(Chorus)
Eb Who's the boy who can be forced, any-how?Eb
Ebm6 Who's the boy who can be forced, any road?Eb6
Ebm7 Who's the boy who can be forced, any way?Eb7

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{Or...music by numbers for all my young relatives. :) :) :)}

a study toward sonnet #476 by FisherKingKQJ

[Characters in this sonnet are fictitious and any resemblance to persons living or dead is purely coincidental.]

Joined spiritually and physically,Ab
Emotionally on par, heads in sync,Bb
We determined not to further dally,Ab
A biro licensed our zigzag as ink.Bb
She's a gifted scholar given to think,Bb
Adolescent awkward and yet agile,Cb
She's partial to elevenses for drink,Bb
We chit chat about all things on the dial.Cb
I'm not allowed to go into denial,Cb
We take turns at ordering from the helm;Db
She's pleasant company, her key a smile Cb
Unlocking riches of her secret realm.Db
Our first official kiss was in a photo Eb
Snapped by tourist Kanji Hashimoto. Eb

(Chorus)
Our first official kiss was in a photo. Eb
Our first official kiss was in a mug. Eb6
Our first official kiss was in a snapshot. Eb7

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a study toward sonnet #475 by FisherKingKQJ

You love balance - and you're prepared to play Ab
A devil's advocate to that end, so you'll argue Bb
Against the principles and causes that hold sway Ab
On behalf of the absent to bias back a skew. Bb
At other times you say things for shock value Bb
With nary a sacred cow round to iconoclast;Cb
At bottom, you're slave to conventional view,Bb
You spare oil cabals, old media you blast.Cb
You jump to conclusions, you put first lastCb
To paranoid effect which I cannot resist;Db
When you're red faced loud, then I'm aghast-Cb
I think out loud: is this the girl I kissed?Db
Our morals are tandem, venn and parallel,Eb
Though your ears, nose and throat are nonpareil.Eb

(Chorus)
Our morals are tandem, venn and parallel.Eb
Our morals are tandem, venn and analogue.Eb7
Our morals are tandem, venn and counterpart.Eb6

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a study toward sonnet #472 by FisherKingKQJ

You mesmerise those people who love you,
Although your poses conceal and connive,
As for love per se, you do behove to
The upkeep of guard, for distance you strive.
I believe we can come out of this alive,
For starters, I've leapt down off my high horse
So histrionics and pettiness don't rive
Before your simmering gripes boil to bourse.
You keep genuine faith in love's benign force;
You're a catalyst for personal growth,
Your inner child is a behaved resource
Who leads in time of weakness with an oath.
My love anticipates your rare tantrums
As cute, powerful and quaking as quantums.

(Chorus)
My love anticipates your rare tantrums.
My love anticipates your rare hysterics.
My love anticipates your rare outbursts.

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a study toward sonnet #472 by FisherKingKQJ

You mesmerise those people who love you,
Although your poses conceal and connive,
As for love per se, you do behove to
The upkeep of guard, for distance you strive.
I believe we can come out of this alive,
For starters, I've leapt down off my high horse
So histrionics and pettiness don't rive
Before your simmering gripes boil to bourse.
You keep genuine faith in love's benign force;
You're a catalyst for personal growth,
Your inner child is a behaved resource
Who leads in time of weakness with an oath.
My love anticipates your rare tantrums
As cute, powerful and quaking as quantums.

(Chorus)
My love anticipates your rare tantrums.
My love anticipates your rare hysterics.
My love anticipates your rare outbursts.

[Autocube3, autocue for interactive movies.]