Revised sonnet #1635

She struck as sick as youd think true to type
A narcissist in love I swiftly fell
Some social creature any mane or stripe
Our clique acquired her we just got on well
Shed wave off worries mine mere trifling gripe
On monumental worries all hers dwell
She stood no patsy snitch or guttersnipe
It was perspective plumped not kiss and tell
She showed off cleavage scarcely photod crude
She shood off bad boys whod alight and leer
Her whiskers waxed at Womens Work shed sneer
She was hung up on style sense played a pseud
Just one of those vain girls shed yearn and yawn
Shed posit brain a must and beg off brawn
Chorus yawn dilate gape

Revised sonnet #1636

The stage two geezer goosed his walking frame
Up near to nod acquaintance nab a name
Of elder statesman mugshots ghosting past
Affronted by screen scrolls he gasped aghast
Couch sportsfan fixed a free kick struck so wrong
All while in slomo sipping beer and puffing bong
He booted easiest bullseye front of goal
Heeled it home sweet home without rigmarole
A streetwise homie paid out pay per view
His back to front cap watched his back he knew
His doppelganger headbutt bonkers struck
Teevee cracked bloodied brow the best of luck
Motion sensor console gaming skill sires
Meek amateurs far from floor salesman hires
Chorus sires begets creates

Revised sonnet #1637

Whats my cute candy cane its stripes so bright
Whats my long licorice and short grape gum
Whats my cube cut chunk choice turkish delight
Whats my cream pie abed in biscuit crumb
Whats my meringue fluff airy crisp and slight
Whats my carved icecream raisins mixed in rum
Whats my eggnog nip two thirds tumbler height
Whats my fruit toffeed apple peach or plum
Your mouth is luscious matted balmed or glossed
I cant engage enough when kissing such
In light of day all inhibitions lost
Just plug in that tongue thank you very much
Yes darling ladle on your treacle treat
Whilst people peer peeved alley lane or street
Chorus treat gift present

Revised sonnet #1638

I sought to see the loser followed whim
Theyd ranked him little more than laughing stock
I sensed a soothing silliness to brim
I felt impelled to patronise or mock
I sat at stage edge primping flexing limb
They smirked him either muscleman or jock
I sucked an ice cube round the tumbler rim
I guessed his gags as gross and not knockknock
He pitched his plaintive gags abandoned pride
I sussed him sad sensed some future furtive
He seemed swell sweet his stance so assertive
I heard him heckled heeheed his hard hide
I clapped his corny candour didnt bay
He was warm what I wanted night or day
Chorus bay corner trap

Revised sonnet #1639

Old concrete lane in zigzag stiles still wends
Across a bump its full of holes and cracks
A pace past our old house in sadness ends
High hedge obscures sides splintered trellis lax
Im lost apart I learn life extends
No joie de vivre I sob at chimney stacks
And tiles intact I mightve made amends
A ghost you this heart hurt unhardened tracks
A weekend party waived off weak event
You werent amused I muse yes now I see
A job prospectus prised you off of me
Our weekly wages stretched in meeting rent
Bush branches pushed away whack back apace
And trigger tears I flinch Im flogged full face
Chorus apace pronto swiftly

Revised sonnet #1640

All candidates who bow and crawl to power
All oracles who breathe on crystal balls
All billionaires who squash and still stay sour
All loiterers who mill and mull in malls
Ive little class I cuss and cuff or cower
A veteran of booze and barroom brawls
Our worlds a floating poo or lily flower
El nino farts or greenhouse gas in squalls
Is shortsightedness then the better game?
Investing zest Id certainly zero in
On you sweet sister happy heros grin
My muscles ache and you scarce seem that lame
Then lets escape to daily living yield
Were useless yet in love thats our tin shield
Chorus yield capitulate surrender

Revised sonnet #1641

Will he hook up? will my worst worries latch?
Ive reeled him out I stand his rescue search
Ive bandied friends hes baited brilliant catch
Im sure hes overhyped theyd leave in lurch
I know she only craves kids kept in batch
I know she only nods a ring in church
I know she only picks from status perch
I know she only combs a mousy match
The sexes battle needs no knife or gun
His faith in me affirmed in courteous quips
He sinks on more than latent licking lips
These girls are farthest friends at least theyre fun
Hed suss me squarely minus stuff Im not
Hed grade me great true love or gold hes got
Chorus not nicht nyet

Revised sonnet #1642

I mumble under saved breath seeing she slinks
Across yon kerb yes such a charming chick
Her satin short shorts shimmer quiver quick
Id stand her champion knight name noble links
I wish shed leap this arid current jinx
And enter my lame life love me her pick
Id like to learn what she sees as cool or ick
Id love to meet her mind her inner minx
Theres bliss in beauty it enhances health
I see the tresses skin and clothes are clean
The silver earrings sparkling speak of wealth
Yes her looks are the golden mean I glean
Through me blinks she inside the awning aisles
Her stiff shoes snaking crowded urban miles
Chorus aisles corridors lanes

Revised sonnet #1643

Behaviour show off on my part bizarre
Or symptomatic that boy girl type thing
My eyes ease tears they stall a salty sting
My hurt heart hacks a passion over par
A knowing quick look or friends shrug afar
May elevate my soul may bright bliss bring
On hormone high adrenaline a ping
I guess our curse can captivate and jar
My heart beats busily in its bone cage
I bite breath back skin surely shades blue hue
My situation set speech seems overdue
I crave you damsel weve both come of age
I yield in love in kneeling forth repent
And you my wiles wave off its eminent
Chorus repent atone disclaim

Revised sonnet #1645

I aimed his arse one funny towel hard flick
It got him good avenged his chinese burn
His toe hit me an under table kick
Ice cubes inside his collar thing hed earn
We laughed and cringed on each lowly trick
We wondered wise in woe when would he learn
I gauged our gender frisson void of click
A blitz of fondling fizzled found adjourn
In chat I champion true I blurt and mug
His foibles sayings and skirmishes its nub
Our staff room sink and its electric jug
And drainer stand as my informants hub
What wild womans our big boy busy booing?
What wayward waifs he properly pursuing?
Chorus booing catcalling jeering

Revised sonnet #1646

A time we were as one wed quite unique
I saw you surely my immortal muse
I knew youd never massively enthuse
A secret lover brought a certain pique
He watched you brush a bang off either cheek
He clapped your spritz of scent a standard ruse
He bought your bob hair style and blouse in blues
He was as pleased as punch agreeably geek
A microscope slide shows your quirks yet worse
I view you water ice inviting schism
A sun struck jelly standing gnomon prism
All anti atoms other universe
He over scrutinises when youre trite
Your foe couch fade off ultraviolet light
Chorus trite banal hackneyed

Revised sonnet #1647

Ive conquered love I dont just covet might
The triumphant moment sinks in weighs a ton
It maddens monumental pyrrhic won
I dont ask round I bet you shes all right
Half formed gut parasites fed free of sight
And moths giant dollied down off brown and dun
And radiant plankton spurred on set of sun
And pissing panthers cornering each night
The titans whose huge hearts weak dash at dwarves
And beggars whose swag sags and swells split parts
And ship girls whose hose laddered waddles wharves
And natives whose pouts pepper poison darts
I wake in nervous sweat and sitting rise
I hail high heaven that dire dreams die lies
Chorus rise ascend mount

Revised sonnet #1648

I thought Id snort enough of their oozed wiles
A fragrant flaunted flesh and myriad moods
A fundamental cattiness and feuds
Yet more I view attractive what reviles
Ill suffer whinges womens girlish guiles
Its craven how I nod desire deludes
Ill clam at primping pretty partial nudes
Defer flinch foster superficial smiles
Its ever that impure abiding bitch
As my raw brain braves her concussive laugh
Or timorous idiosyncratic twitch
A cute chick cleverer one whole and half
Its bitter chocolate yet sugared sweet
I back out bowing yet we may mix and meet
Chorus sweet mellow treacly

Revised sonnet #1650

She patted slow steps walking on her palms
Her black gym pants on view made more advance
The passing party people quiet in qualms
Her pigtails slid through green grass what romance
I lingered levered by her obvious charms
And crushed a can I crooked a cross armed stance
Two chicks tssked loudly left just up in arms
I seethed those skinny legs that show off prance
How was this chick I longed for longed to meet
Of whom I dared dream daily acting cheap
An intellectual beauty? pressed to peep
How was I stricken by her flawed and sweet?
I drove you back home bouyed and primed to please
Though anyone else would writhe ill at ease
Chorus please delight gratify

Revised sonnet #1649

Godog ex machina I stepped out serf
In code and title rallied triumphant knight
In pleasantry you nestled noble right
Our steeds stamped squarely certain solid turf
I couldn't cuss you cold you kept calm court
I couldn't guide your quill using gauntlet fist
Hornbook yours leaf turn tight twist of wrist
As only private prayers me mentioned forte
We count ourselves untouched by bane black death
We billow over castle clinging moat
You under veil I under crossed surcoat
Up bailey stairs gruff gust acquainting breath
A garrison crew can yet wage your whim
My holy servitude the sombre hymn
Chorus whim caprice gambit

Revised sonnet  #1651

In moments mild Ill sip tea see at sea
Ill call to mind the memories of chance
And meditating ancient acts enhance
As breathing is a deed unforced and free
If memories are dim and deep what key
Unlocks their order secret circumstance?
Tears shed in public view will but advance
A gross of rascals random apogee
If fragile friends who couldnt ever win
Are there too soft skinned theyre inanimate
Old bullies frenemies and bad ass kin
Among the few forgotten fret at fate
I didnt call you back up chat at all
You first to love yet fond I didnt stall
Chorus all entire whole

Revised sonnet  #1652

So sweet I beg you let through commonsense
On inner heat an outer cool crimp curb
Do let the foolish rank as reference
Distinguish from mind movements which disturb
You neednt know the why or who or whence
Its better privately to blub and blurb
RNA builds DNAs dust immense
And gerunds bridge the gap of noun to verb
Your hypocrisy is youve quietly cussed
You write off people who miss your potent point
Inanities theirs jerk you out of joint
The absent brain and present body sussed
Your eyes twinkling torture tentative bring
Your nose wrinkling tetchy tells Ive inkling
Chorus twinkling coruscating shimmering

Revised sonnet #1653

Weve hit a lump upon a learning curve
Elusive skills of compromise are key
I dread adrenalin the force to fight or flee
He might insert a sidestep sudden swerve
On my own life he posted me to perv
I didn't deem it dubious it was me
Hed squeezed and jostled me that others see
Mind mine he undermined with mugging verve
Why do I praise him probably impure?
Why do I mill around his morbid mood?
Why does he covet illness over cure?
Why does he curry favour cussing rude?
Meme me made mad Id drive up more demand
Id kick his shin hed sooner understand
Chorus able expert skilful

Revised sonnet #1654

White stephanaoitis sprays framed my white veil
I clutched and crimped in my white satin muff
I saw the best man minimise his cuff
The organ sounded up and down the scale
He could on second guess embarrassed bail
The midnight call from me cringed curious stuff
Teeth gritted how hed harped hed seen enough
Wed make the altar blissed out nought need ail
Id pressed to hard hoops cloth of petticoat
White satin gown had shadow overlay
Then mother pulled at loops fixed puff and bloat
As photos shouldn't show fines clothes astray
We were wed with wise words quaking perish
We vowed wed conclude qualms kissing cherish
Chorus perish disappear expire

Revised #1655

Catch that chick hot sustaining soft singsong
Another whistles worries well away
Another honies her call centre grey
Another sighs you saintly all along
Catch that close friend fox nodding right or wrong
Another bides your blink and winks obey
Another heaps hair high rakes a sunshine ray
Another smiles safe harbour dreads dingdong
Yet soon enough your fancied features fade
As gravity asserts you score and sag
Youll lose what weather fair fresh friends youve made
Youll not seem such a brilliant boy I nag
Count sorrows steep cost since sleep youve lost
Ill back you sick or bruised or badly bossed
Chorus lost missed yielded