To Wizard Wiff I make impassioned plea
Id love a custom created man to hug
A nub of nanobots too small to see
A silky skin to cover vitals snug
The finest features set on quadroon mug
The hands of hidden jointed brass to grab
The hair a photon fibre signal rug
The solar plexus panel free of flab
Yes Wizard Wiff its what I want I blab
A nod to leading man of broken mould
I want the sapphire blue eyes sad a dab
I want a spine of steel and heart of gold
Embellish him till clever kind and cute
Id pray youd synthesize this man to suit
Chorus cute adorable darling
